Dinner Night at Shura's by: Kounellii

Kou's comments: Shun's Gift that I refer to is one of my other fanfics I wrote, but you don't have to read it to understand this story.

Disclaimer: I disclaim Saint Seiya since Masami Kurumada has the rights to it… but I'll buy it for sure!

-+-+Food Fight!+-+-

In Shun's new room, which is next to Seiya's at the dockhouse, the Bronze Saints were busy unpacking Shun's stuff. Hyoga hangs a dreamcatcher onto the hook on the wall and tossed aside Seiya's moving-in present.

"What'd you do that for? Don't you realize this is an antique!" exclaimed Seiya. He hugged the Kitty Cat clock, which had eyes and a tail that swung side-to-side every second. Ikki, in turn, throws aside Hyoga's dreamcatcher and hangs a beach girls calendar.

"What are you doing Ikki? Dreamcatchers help catch nightmares. Seriously, it works!" cried Hyoga, catching the dreamcatcher that was his moving-in present for Shun.

Ikki snorts. "You believe that? I'll believe it when those things catch fish! Hyoga, just suck it up and throw it away. No brother of mine will believe in some tiny fishnet." He adjusts the calendar muttering to himself, "Feh… catching nightmares… what's next?"

As Seiya, Hyoga, and Ikki argue over what to hang in the room, Shun and Shiryu were actually getting work done putting away some newly bought kitchen appliances that were hand-picked by Miho and Ellie.

"So Shun, did you have a good chat with Aphrodite?" asked Shiryu as he gathered all the kitchen utensils and arranged them in the drawer. Shun's Gift was given to Aphrodite last month when he visited Sanctuary.

"Yes, but I can't believe you guys flew to Athens as well. If you guys had told me earlier, we could have visited Sanctuary together!"

Shun's conversation with Aphrodite was cut-off when Seiya called him on his cellphone to join them over in Athens. The doorbell rings.

"Coming!" Shun peeks through the peephole seeing identical twins, one with purple hair and the other with aqua-blue hair. He opens the door. "Konban wa Saga, Kanon!"

"Good evening Shun. We were, ahem, asked to come here and invite you to Shura's House for a nice dinner."

"You mean KICKED OUT! That Aphrodite, I swear! How did he manage to sweet–talk us into coming all the way out here to Japan!" yelled Kanon, ruffling up his hair in frustration. However, Saga knew that Aphrodite's persuasion was due in part to his, er… silky voice, not to mention he looks like a woman.

"I SAID IT ALREADY! THE RED BLANKET GIVES THE ROOM TASTE!"

"DON'T YOU HAVE ANY AESTHETIC SENSE? AND THE BLUE BLANKET IS NOT BORING!"

Shiryu sighs and stands between Seiya and Hyoga, who were each holding up different colored blankets. In the meantime, Ikki takes the opportunity to put on a cheetah-spotted blanket on Shun's bed.

"Uh, guys? The Gold Saints are inviting us over for dinner!" called Shun. Seiya and Hyoga each dropped their blanket. Ikki scrambled to the living room.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS?" they yelled in unison. Saga sweatdrops and nods. Kanon folds his arms.

"Yeah, so hurry up and let's go already!" grumbled Kanon. He was in a bad mood because Aphrodite had whispered in his ear the one secret that he thought nobody knew about…

::Dinner time::

"Itadakimasu!" praised everyone at the same time.

Seiya, Aiolia, and Deathmask immediately dug in and piled their plates with chicken wings. Aiolia and Deathmask stabbed their chicken with their fork… but it didn't go through.

"WHAT THE-?" yelled Deathmask as he and Aiolia looked down at their ceramic chopsticks with some flowery patterns on them.

"You need to hold both of the sticks together like this," said Shura, demonstrating for the Gold Saints who were having a hard time picking up even their broccoli with it. They mimicked the way Shura picked up his mushroom.

"Ohhhh ahhhhh!" As they successfully managed to pick up their mushroom. Deathmask narrows his eyes at the chopsticks. With a flick of his wrist, he threw the chopsticks out the window and began tearing off the meat with his teeth.

"Eww… we're Gold Saints, not barbarians Deathmask!" scolded Aphrodite. He throws a rose at Deathmask's chicken drumstick. "Use a fork and knife."

The Cancer Saint, after getting a direct whiff of the evil flower and veins throbbing from being called a barbarian, finally reaches his last straw.

"FIRST YOU TELL EVERYBODY I EAT CRAB! THEN YOU CALL ME A BARBARIAN! WHAT'S NEXT HUH?" shouted Deathmask as his cosmo began to glow red like fire.

"Hmm… maybe I should tell everyone that… YOU'RE AFRAID TO SWIM IN THE OCEAN!" taunted Aphrodite gleefully.

"Aphrodite! Please stop it now," pleaded Mu as Deathmask's grip broke the drumstick in half. Kiki pulled on Mu's sleeve to hide himself.

"Hoho! Why should I Mu? He's the one wasting food!"

Shura, who had jumped out the window after his precious chopsticks yells, "DEATHMASK YOU LITTLE-!"

But at this point, everyone was staring anxiously at Deathmask and Aphrodite. They stared at each other, both laughing like maniacs.

Deathmask was laughing so evilly, he began to foam at the mouth. "MWAHAHA! So, you want wasting food eh? WELL, WASTE THIS FLOWER-BOY!"

All the Gold Saints and Bronze Saints slapped their hands on their faces in shock.

Aphrodite, the one Saint in all of Sanctuary who dedicated 16 hours out of 24 to applying facial masks and cream ((the rest of the hours were for his beauty sleep)) blinked as smudges of gravy dripped off his face.

"Mmm… Mwa…ha… MWAHAHAHAHA!" cackled Aphrodite even louder as he stands up on his chair and throws the bowl of sour cream and onion dip at Deathmask.

There was no one in that room more shocked than the cleanliest Saint of Sanctuary. With anguish and tears from seeing the food he had slaved over a hot stove to cook for 17 people, thrown like yesterday's trash. You better believe Capricorn was pissed.

"SHURA, WHAT ARE YOU DOINNNGGGGG?" screamed Aiolia as they saw the Capricorn Saint fling a chop stick at Aphrodite and Deathmask. He charged right for them, causing all three to slide across the table. The bowl of chicken soup flew up in the air.

"UH-OH!" yelled everyone as the bowl turned over in mid-air and splattered all over…

"SHAKA ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" screamed Milo and Camus as they rushed over and removed the cracked halves of the bowl.

Shaka opens his eyes. "YOU MERE MORTALS WILL PAY!" And with that, the usually self-restrained Virgo Saint grabs his plate of spaghetti and flings it in Milo's direction. "REVENGE FOR MY HAIR!"

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" cried Milo as he grabs Camus by the shoulders and holds him in front.

"MILO, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOI-" But Camus' indignant question never finished as his face was covered with spaghetti.

"S-sensei?" asked Hyoga nervously. Camus' hand slowly moved towards the clump of noodles on his head.

"MILO YOU –BEEEEP-!"

"CAMUS!" gasped everyone in shock as the Aquarius Saint's hand clenched into a fist as he balls up a bunch of spaghetti. With a sinister expression on his face, he lightly tosses the spaghetti-ball in the air with his mouth open and twitching.

Milo's eyes bulged at his friend-now turned monster. He begs, "CAMUS, COME ON! I-I WAS JUST PL-PLAYING AROUND! I MEAN, YOU WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME TOO IF FOOD WERE ABOUT TO HIT YOUR FACE!"

But Camus was beyond reasoning as he grabs Milo by the shirt and shoves the ball of spaghetti into his mouth. "EAT IT! EAAAAATT IIIIITTTTTTTT!"

Saga and Kanon took hold of Camus' arms. But out of nowhere blobs of gravy hit their faces. Wiping their eyes, they see Ikki flicking more gravy at everyone with a wooden spoon.

"IKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" All the saints armed themselves with food.

"FOOODDD FIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTT!" screamed Seiya and Kiki.

And that was the start of the first ever food fight in all of Greek Mythology.

EXTRA: I've also drawn a picture of Aphrodite knocking the fish out of Shura's way in ch. 1, just click on the deviantart link on my profile. PLEASE REVIEW!