Dinner Night at Shura's by: Kounellii
Acknowledgements: Thanks to those who've read and I'm happy to read the reviews from: Naotoki Yamanouchi (don't hide behind AioliaXD), AuroraExecution (poor Camus right?XD), phoenixfirekitsune (the goldies with long hair will be reeking for days), Strausser (DM sadly will be angry in this one;x), Niteskye (lions somehow taste better than rabbits), Maddery (Shura isn't insane cuz he's mommy), Anime 300 (live to see this chapter!), AnimeLover77777 (Knights and the Legendary food fight), Kathiii (wait til u see my drawing of Camus!), Fire-Chan9490 (I'll be joining u at the window!), UnserTraumer (Camus drawing done and here's the last chapter!).
Disclaimer: I don't own Saint Seiya nor the speech from Pokemon.
-+All Stars+-
There are many things forgotten in this world and one of them is…
"US!" shouted Jabu the Unicorn Saint up at the star-filled sky.
Misty, the "Beautiful" Lacerta Saint brushed his blond curls off of his shoulder. He arched his eyebrows towards the sky and said tiredly, "Well, what do you expect? Seiya and the others fought the Gold Saints, defeated the Mariners, and prevented the Greatest Eclipse from happening. We on the other hand, stayed put."
Heads nodded in unison around the coliseum where Seiya once fought for his Pegasus cloth. After word got around that the Gold Saints only invited Seiya, Shun, Hyoga, Shiryu, and Ikki for dinner, the Silver saints and June, Nachi, Ichi, Jabu, and Geki felt left out.
So they decided to have a gathering of their own.
"But that's our job!" retorted Jabu angrily, pulling at his short dusk blond hair.
"After all, if we weren't here to stay and watch over Sanctuary, it would've been open to attack," added Nachi the Wolf Saint.
"AND STOP PLAYING THAT SAD SONG!" yelled all the Saints at their only music player: Orpheus the Lyra Silver Saint.
Their yelling threw him off and a dull twang echoed throughout the coliseum.
"You didn't have to yell. I was just playing a tune to fit the mood," answered Orpheus defensively. This was his first time actually hanging out with other saints.
"Whatever," said Shaina as she began to follow Marin. Several saints perked up and hurried after them. They sensed it - an evil plan hatching away nn
::Post-Food War in Capricorn House::
"Say it! SAY IT!"
"Alright! ALRIGHT! Ow, Bronze rule, Golds drool," muttered Aldebaran reluctantly. But he closed his eyes and smiled good-naturedly.
"Hehe, YEAH!" cried Seiya as he high-fived Hyoga, Shun, Shiryu, Kiki and Ikki ((in that order)) as they slowly moved off of Aldebaran.
Shura, being the good host, let Aldebaran, Kiki, and the Bronzies off the hook and put the other goldies to work: namely cleaning.
It was quite a sight, one that Camus and Deathmask wished were far behind in their memories. But as it is, it's still happening. Their nightmare come true. As with the colored bowls when it was Movie Night at Seiya's, there were limited amount of respectable colored bandannas.
Silently, Camus took the old wooden mop and mopped at the spaghetti stain on the marble floor. He went on like that for about 10 seconds when he finally flung the mop at Deathmask.
"WHAT IN BLUE BLAZES HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?" shouted Deathmask, the wooden handle of the mop broken in two when it hit Deathmask's back.
But at the look of Camus' vein throbbing on his forehead, Deathmask couldn't help but eep out an "eep!" With a gold saint's speed, Camus whipped off the bandanna on his head.
"Why in all of Greece do YOU, and YOU, and YOU, have to wear bandannas huh? YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR!"
Aiolia, Deathmask, and Shura looked from one to another and shrugged. Milo, Shaka, Aphrodite, Mu, Saga, and Kanon, looked over at Camus' bandanna.
Of all the bandannas, it was patterned with what can only be a picture of a woman with a bowl of fruits on her head. There was an argument over colors for their bandanna to keep their hair from getting dirty when they clean so Shura made them close their eyes and pick one.
"AND YOU! You cheated Mu! You used your telekinesis to lock onto the bandanna you wanted!" accused Camus. Mu's eyes narrowed ever so slightly, but he swung his head and let his long ponytail whip Camus' nose. He sneezed.
Mu looked at Camus slyly and said in a casual voice, "Look at it this way Camus, you now can use another move: a fruit bowl instead of a jug of water."
The other Goldies immediately pictured Camus doing the Aurora Execution attack, only instead of a vision of Aquarius holding up a jug in the back of him, she had a bowl of fruits in front of her.
In their imagination, they saw Aquarius go, "Cha, cha, cha!"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, my stomach! hahaHA!" All the Goldies collapsed on the ground, including Camus, who couldn't help but imagine it too.
Mu and Shaka rubbed the tears out of their eyes. But the Bronzies, Kiki, and Aldebaran couldn't even move their arms right. They too, were on the ground by the door. Camus and Mu spoke loud enough for them to overhear.
But Aphrodite immediately grabbed at his hair and dragged his butt backwards. Pinching his nose he yells, "EWWWWWWWWWWW! KANON TOOK A PEE NEXT TO ME!"
And sure enough, a small puddle was forming around Saga's twin brother. Kanon put his hand to his head, ashamed of himself. The laughter died away.
This isn't happening this isn't happening this isn't happening! thought Kanon, covering his embarrassed face. Suddenly, a warm blanket was on him. Looking up, he saw Saga, with a gentle and humorous smile on his face. Just like when they were little and he (Kanon) wasn't being such a jerk.
A small, pale hand was in front of him. Kanon looked into Aphrodite's bright blue eyes. "Feh, I thought you were the big man at Sanctuary. But it seems like you haven't grown out of peeing when you laugh," said Aphrodite in a brotherly voice.
It was Kanon's secret that the Pisces Saint found out. Last night, he made Kanon laugh and well, let loose a little too much. Kanon admitted to doing that only when he laughs hard since he was little.
"Ah, so what? I do that sometimes!" declared Seiya with his hands on his hips.
Hyoga waves his hand in front of his nose and dramatically steps backwards. "Yeah, like right now!"
Suddenly, a whip slaps down a leaf. In a flash, several people appeared in front of them wearing a toga and leaf circlets on their foreheads.
"To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Isn't that from Pokemon?" asked Shiryu, looking at Shun, but the green-haired saint was staring at June. Her toga was a horrid neon pink, and a tad short, revealing quite a big of leg. Shiryu sweat-dropped at the sight of Shun's jaw dropping.
"Yeah, that came out when we were kids right?" asked Ikki, staring grumpily at the Silver and other Bronze saints. All of them were wearing different colored togas but what was really earning them stares was the symbol on their forehead...drawn sloppily.
"June, is that the roman symbol for Venus on your forehead?" asked Shun after he recovered from his shock.
Beneath her mask, the long haired blondie blushed and nodded. Misty rolled his eyes at the pair and announced, "It's not fair that we did not get invited to dinner."
"Just what in blue moons is going on around here?" yelled Deathmask.
Saga wipes some spit off his forehead with an annoyed expression. "Deathmask, say it, don't spray it."
Deathmask immediately turned around and retorted, spitting as he did so, "SO? If I spit on you, it's because you deserve it!"
Saga's face began to have veins throbbing everywhere and his eyes glowed red. Not to mention his blue hair changed to black.
"UH-OH!" cried the others as Mu grabbed Kiki and made a break for it. "EVIL SAGA ON THE LOOSE! RUN!"
"WHAT? But we just got here!" cried the Silver and Bronze saints who arrived.
Suddenly, Saga began to laugh. He extended his arms and shouted, "GALAXIAN EXPLOSION!"
"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" shrieked Seiya at the top of his lungs as he and the rest of the saints ran straight out. All the Houses reverberated with the stampede of all 88 saints* running out of Aries House.
"OHM!" yelled Shaka as he created a force-field, blocking Evil Saga's attack, over all the saints as they followed Seiya towards the beach. Everyone collapsed onto the soft sand. They panted hard, trying to slow down their heartbeats after that little Saga-scare.
Aphrodite, always elegant and cleanly in his own way, did not fall back onto the sand. "This... (huffs) wouldn't have (huffs) happened if you'd have said you're sorry Angelo!"
But Deathmask was lying still, staring up at the night sky. Upon hearing his friend's scolding, he sat up and slammed Aphrodite's face down onto the sand with his leg. "That's what you get for saying I can't swim!"
"Hehe, HAHAHAHAHA! Your name is ANGELO? And you can't swim?" jeered Jabu. They all burst out laughing. Now everyone in all of Sanctuary knows what the reknowned killer of saints true name was...Angelo!"
"What's that Unicorn-butt? You challenging me?"
Jabu calmed down and after seeing how the Gold Saints acted together, he felt like they really are just guys like him. And so, guys like to give dares. Getting up, he shouts, "I challenge ALL OF YOU to a swimming contest!
As the evening wore on, the late night swimming contest lasted for several hours...but no one really aimed to win. It was just a chance for them to yell and laugh at each other... together! Guess it's a saint's idea of fun.
Two young men were sitting side-by-side on a grassy cliff above Cape Sounion. They watched quietly, yet peacefully at their many comrades, splashing and blasting each other under the water. In the bliss of that moment, a shooting star passed over them. Finally, the one with a bold, red bandanna tied around his forehead spoke warmly and laughingly.
He said, "Saga, those kids just missed a shooting star while having their swimming games. But I just wanted to know, did you make a wish?"
Turning his head slightly towards his childhood friend, and recently revived Sagittarius saint, he whispered, "Yes, but it was pointless. Because it's coming true even as we speak."
Just to hear his exact wish, Aioros played dumb. "You wished for a swimming contest? I don't think your wish came true Saga." Aioros makes a big motion of squinting down at their friends and says, "I don't see anybody naked yet."
"AIOROS! I meant that I wished for us to have a good time together! For all of us! Bronzes, Silvers, AND Golds!"
"Ooh! I still say you wished for naked-"
But that sentence never finished. Because it doesn't matter!XD
*as corrected to me by Fantasy-Magician, thanks!
Thank you once again to all who've read this story! At irrelevantmaverick(.)deviantart(.)com I've posted my Saint Seiya fanarts and the Dinner Night at Shura's pic is now in color. Please let me know what you think of this story!