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Shishido Ryou/Oshitari Yuushi :

We all know that Shishido is an exceptionally vain person. What happens if he and Oshitari fell into a mud puddle?

Disclaimer: I do not own PoT or the enormously huge house of Yuushi's.

It was after tennis practice at Hyoutei, and the regulars were in the changing room, getting ready to go home.

"Ore-sama will be returning home now. Yuushi, lock the clubroom for me. Leave the courts open." With that, Atobe strided past the others and walked out the door.

"Che, why can't he do it himself. Or ask one of the many helpers at the school." Oshitari said as he packed his bags.

"Bye bye, Yuushi! I'm going home to my new Wii. I have Mario and tennis on it!" Gakuto cheered as he back flipped out the door.

"See you tomorrow, Oshitari-senpai, Shishido-senpai, Kabaji." Said Ohtori politely as he went out of the clubroom with Hiyoshi.

Shishido raised his hand in acknowledgement and grumbled "Then I'll have to go home myself. That fucking Hiyoshi takes up too much of Choutaro's time."

Oshitari smirked and said "Kabaji, take Jirou home. Shishido, I'll go home with you. And mind your language."

"Usu"

"Che."

And so, Shishido and Oshitari walked home side by side. Suddenly…

We all know that Shishido is an exceptionally vain person with an ego second to Atobe's. What happens if he and Oshitari fell into a mud puddle?

They fell into a mud puddle. Actually, Shishido slipped and fell. And when he tried to grab Oshitari for support, he accidentally pulled him down too.

"Yuck! Who put this shit in the middle of the road anyways!" shouted Shishido in anger.

A frowning Oshitari stood up and held his hand out for Shishido. "Let's go to my home. It's a Saturday tomorrow anyway. And my home's nearer. You have to change. We have to change."

Shishido looked down at his clothes and muttered "Okay, whatever."

They went straight up to Oshitari's room after they arrived.

"You can shower first, Shishido. The towels are behind the door and here are some spare clothes you can change into. They should fit you."

"Right."

"Tsk, not a word of thanks." Smirked Oshitari.

After they have both showered and changed, Shishido said "Oshitari, your bathroom is unusually huge. I mean, compared to the tiny toilets at the school, they're like, massive!"

Oshitari laughed and said "Thank you. And please call me Yuushi. Drink?"

"Yea. Coke."

But Oshitari just stood with an eyebrow raised, looking expectantly at Shishido.

"… Please Yuushi, thank you."

"You're welcome, Ryou." Oshitari laughed.

I just found out the only thing I can write is fluff. And I can't even write a good one. The furthest I get is them calling each other by their first names. Argh, I'm so lame..