12/12/15
9:30 A.M.
Dear Diary/Journal,
Today's been a great day! I didn't have to beat Hayate for chewing on the couch and my upstairs neighbors weren't..busy last night so I got a good nights sleep. Which I usually DON'T because of very strange noises erupting in the middle of the night..very odd indeed. Anyway right now I'm at the park next to this old dude talking about the old days. I find it funny..this guy comes everyday and I sit by him every time but I don't know his name..like that matters, huh? He has this huge Great Dane too. His names Soapy. He's all spotty and has blue eyes. Heh my dogs tiny compared to that colossal beast.
Oh...there HE is. UG! And he's still with Mary Harris. Probably spent the night with the little hoe/pimp. They're getting ice cream from a little ice cream stand that some Italian guy runs, his names Paolo, he's so nice. They're holding hands like 'sweethearts'. They are so not going to get anywhere. They'll both end up drifting apart and Roy'll be all like "Mary who?"
I'll give it a week.
-Riza
1:30 P.M.
Alright. I'm at LUNCH. Not like I look forward to it. All I brought were carrots and left over Chinese food that smells a little..well. Off.
I'm one of those losers everyone likes but doesn't talk to and sits all alone at lunch like in High School. I was that way allllll my life. Only had one best friend ever. Her name was Nadine but thus she has moved on from me, her loser friend, and ever since I've been eating alone. BUT. I must remember this is not High School.
Here Kain comes..
KAIN: What're you writing in there?
ME: It's nothing? Just a journal?
KAIN: Why are you writing down our conversation?
ME: For reference.
KAIN (weirded out)
ME (silently wondering if this is why I have no friends)
KAIN (smiling): That's cool?
He is so lying to me..I sense it.
ME: You think so?
KAIN: Yea. That way you can get people later for what they said.
ME(smile): I guess you're right..
KAIN: Will you stop please?
ME: Sure..
Okay so. I'll give you the scoop on our lunch conversation. We talked about our favorite shows and books and natural disasters and such. Then he asked me to the movies and I said yes. It isn't a 'date'. It's not. A friendly outing I suppose. He's picking me up at 7:00 tonight and I just so happen to be free...surprise surprise.
I'm looking forward to it but he's not boyfriend material..darn. He's sweet and nice but not like MANLY. I'm bigger than him saddly... :'(
My last boyfriend, Tim, turned gay after a few dates with me. I think I may have converted him to gay some how. Oh my gosh, what if I DID! Am I hideous?? Am I gross?? Oh my..
- Riza
P.S. I'm hungry again..