12/14/1915
2:30
Dear Diary/Journal,
Oh God. Guess what I have to do, Diary/Journal. I have to go on a trip. Well it's not a BAD trip, it's like a vacation! Here's the story: At around 0800 hours Maes called me. He frantically tried to explain until 0830 hours. He explained that him and Gracia were having their wedding in France and I was invited. Of course with my retarded apartment mailbox thing my mail was prone to getting lost, thus I never got the invitation. About 5 minutes later I agreed to go with them. I did this blindly. You know..free vacation to Paris, do you say no? He was so excited and told me when I was to go to the train station, which was 2:15. I'm sitting here all alone in a train station by Gate 9 to Paris,. France with no sign of Maes or Gracia.
I guess with them they must elope because their parents different religious views. Gracia being Catholic and Maes having Jewish origins, although he DOES give Christmas presents. What kind of parent wouldn't let them get married..they're so perfect together. Oh. Here they come...with Roy.
3:00
Okay, we're on the train. I guess with eloping you need two witnesses unrelated to you or each other. I am SO glad to be unrelated to Roy.
Maes brought along his niece named Varda, she just can't take her eyes off Roy. It's alil annoying but have to ignore it.
HIM: Have you ever been to Paris?
ME: Uh uh..no? (Why did I studder???)
HIM(smirking): Well it's pretty..
ME: Have you been? (Duh he's been retard)
HIM: Yea I went with Vanessa Boling.
VANESSA BOLING!! VANESSA! Vanessa Boling is a swimsuit model, similar to Mary Harris but lacking brain function. I swear to god. I watched the Miss Amestris contest on TV and the guy asked "If you could live forever would you and why?" her response "No, I would not live forever, humans aren't meant to live forever so I wouldn't live forever because we're not meant to live forever." How retarded can you be? I mean seriously..I guess she thought it'd be a good idea to use some of the words from the question.
HIM: What are you writing in there?
ME: Nothing..
HIM: Is that a diary?
ME(defensive): It's none of your business, Roy..(emphasizing R)
HIM(offensive): Well I'm sorry for asking a question, Riza.
He returns to his conversation with Maes.
What is WRONG with me?? I mean I just LASHED out at him! I'm sorry Roy. Too bad I don't feel like saying it to your face..I need to work on my people skills.
I just got finished talking to Varda. She says that she's Maes' brother's daughter. She looks nothing like Maes. She has flowing red hair and big blue eyes and she's even shorter than me. Well because she's 14 but STILL I was taller than her when I was 14. Ew I do not want to remember those years. I've been trying to block it out for years, best not remember it now. Maes is looking particularly handsome today, all clean and sexy. !!!! He's getting married !!!! I can't be thinking about him that way. Or else I'll act on it and all our lives will be ruined and it'd be all my fault.
Things to do while I'm here:
Get along with Roy..it's only a week
Try not to touch Maes
Don't touch anything breakable
Use manners. I'm not at home.
Be nice..for some reason that's hard to remember for me. I'm naturally mean.
Also they say merci here and not gracias.
Amour,
Riza
P.S. I must practice my French..it's alil rusty.