12/15/15
9:30
Dear Diary/Journal,
Yay! The Elric brothers are here! I love those guys, they're so sweet. Poor Alphonse totally scared Varda and she scurried away to her uncle. AND she spilled the juice that I got her ALL over Edward on her way to Maes. So Ed's pissed because he's wearing normal clothes today and Al is just taking it in stride. I wonder what it's like not to feel or smell or anything like that. He must be really brave, I know I wouldn't be able to do it...
Anyway Al decided to sit by me and Ed is by Roy so that's a nightmare..I guess his plan for Stalker Child to scare him away didn't work because I really don't think Ed would be scared by that, I think Ed would be the one doing the scaring since he now has a big pink stain on his nice white shirt.
AL: What are you writing in Miss Hawkeye?
ME: A diary? Wanna read it?
AL: Oh I don't think I should..
ME: No it's okay, I trust you..
Alphonse will now read you, Diary/Journal.
HAH. Alphonse thought I was funny.
Anywho I am a very unlucky female. Well for one I'm stuck on a train and two I'm almost out of Cheetos. Which are basically my drugs. Well that and Snickers but I have failed to provide myself with some. Poor Riza, huh?
Golly Gosh..I'll write back to you when I get to France.
Amour,
Riza!!
P.S. they sell little French learning books!
See? I can say: Où est la toilette ?
Yay me!