Author's Note: I do not own any of these characters. I merely borrow them.

In 'To Another Shore' J'onn made the decision to leave the league, and learn about the human race. When we see him again, he has discovered happiness, joy, and perhaps even love. The once cold hearted Martian is happy, and has a story to tell.

Deciding that the only way he can learn about the human race is to be a part of it, J'onn searches for another man that has been displayed in this world, but someone he misjudged…one of his greatest mistakes: Booster Gold.

But what starts out as a simple conversation will turn into a hilarious journey across the world, discovering other heroes, places, and mysterious. The DCU will never be the same.

J'onn and Mike's Bogus Adventure

Part 4

Karma is a Funny Thing

"'fraid so. Pull off there, at that hotel." Booster said, pointing to the old building to their right. "The one with the guy just standing there…"

"So I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and, one by one, I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My Name is Earl."

"Oh boy." Booster muttered.

"Do you want me to run him over?" Arcee asked.

"No." J'onn said. "Drive us to the front, so we may secure a room."

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"Now this is a sweet pad." Booster said, jumping up and down on the bed.

"God, you are so immature." Arcee said, sitting on the floor of the cheap motel room, at last able to stretch out her legs.

"You're just mad you can't bounce too!" Booster exclaimed.

The robot crossed her arms over her chest. "Stupid autobots don't believe in beds…I've had to power down standing up for ages…" She sniffed. "I miss my "My Little Pony" Bed."

Booster frowned, flopped down on the bed. "Listen…knowing me, the only reason I sent you back in time was because I knew those Autotots…"

"Bots."

"Whatever…needed you. Am I right?"

"…yea. I learned a lot from them…like how to transform…and I met a lot of cool robots. Though, getting tortured by Megatron was so not fun…"

"Tortured? J'onn, make a note to kill Megatron." Booster turned back to Arcee. "But the point is…you're now a hero…and you can now help out the new Justice League as a leading member, instead of being a grunt like I am. I can even give you my time machine…"

"Nah." Arcee said. "I can wait the 30 years. What's 30 years compared to a few million. Besides, in robot years, that's like…a few days. Besides…" If Arcee could blush, she would, "I kinda…have a boyfriend…"

"WHAT?!" Booster shouted.

J'onn frowned. "Please calm down, Booster…"

"My niece has a boyfriend…" Booster muttered. "and just who is this little punk?"

"He's another scout, named Bumblebee…"

Booster made a face. "Your boyfriend is named after a bug?"

"Insect." J'onn said.

"No J'onn…bug. A bumblebee is a bug. I know it is hard to understand animals on this planet…"

Arcee banged her head against the wall. "Vector Sigma."

"I'm gonna go get some snack food, alright." Booster said. "Arcee, teach J'onn about bees, ok? Lesson four, learn about your world to feel more connected to it." Booster grinned before leaving the apartment, J'onn and Arcee staring blankly at the door.

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"Come on Earl, I'm hungry!" Randy whined, trailing after his brother as they made their way to the candy machine. "I want some of those vending machine donuts."

"I'm walking as fast as I can Randy. Telling me to go faster doesn't make me actually go faster." Earl Hickey complained.

"I don't know Earl, whenever people tell me to go faster, I try and speed up. Mostly because I'm afraid they will get tired of waiting and jump on my back and ride me like a pony."

Earl sighed. "Randy, that only happened once, and I warned you about being around Ralph when he had gotten into his mom's peppermint whiskey."

Randy shrugged. "I can't help it, I like smelling his breath. It smells like Christmas."

Earl decided to just ignore Randy at that point, as he really didn't want to know why Randy was smelling Ralph's breath. Making their way to the vending machine, the two of them came upon an unusual sight: A man in a yellow and blue spandex suit was kneeling next to the machine, arm sticking up through the slot and reaching for the snacks.

"What…what are you doin'?" Earl asked in confusion.

"Uh…superhero business." Booster Gold said. "We have reason to believe these snacks are…evil."

Randy's eyes grew wide. "I don't want evil snacks Earl."

"They're not really evil, Randy." Earl said.

"But the Green Lantern said…"

"Booster Gold!" Booster shouted, ripping his hand, and the last pack of donuts, from the machine. "My costume would be green…" He closed his eyes, "calm down…you are better then that…you're a valued member of the League, no need to defend yourself. Remember what your psychiatrist said, even if they are evil people that never help anyone and only end up becoming evil henchwomen of the Joker…"

'As I listened to Booster ramble on about psychiatrists, I was reminded of number 56 on my list…'

Booster blinked. "There is that damn voice again!" He looked up at the sky. "Shut up!"

'Now, normally I am use to crazy people…I mean, I did marry Joy…'

"Who the hell is Joy?" Booster shouted.

'Wait…can you actually hear me?' Earl blinked.

Booster slowly turned towards Earl. "Yes, I can you hear, rolifin."

"Rolifin?" Randy asked. "That sounds like the name I gave the little invisible elf that use to live in my closet and make my shoes smell."

'What is with me and crazy people?' Booster thought as he turned back to his candy quest.

Earl frowned. "Hey, don't call my brother crazy! He's just…slow."

"…huh?" Randy said.

It was Booster's turn to blink. "You could hear that?"

"…yea." He turned to Randy. "Did you hear that…Randy, stop looking at the sun!"

"Geez…" Booster muttered. 'J'onn, get your green ass out here, and bring Arcee!'

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"Hey Earl."

"Hey Crabman."

"Hey J'onn, Hey Booster."

"Hey Crabman." J'onn and Booster both said.

Earl and Randy looked at the two heroes in surprise. "Wait…you know Darnell?"

Booster shrugged. "of course we do."

"He is Crabman." J'onn said simply.

Darnell walked back with the rest of their food. "Did Diana ever manage to find Circe?"

"Yes, thanks to the intel you provided. She sends her thanks, and also asks for of your lemon squares." J'onn said.

Darnell nodded. "I'll send her some as soon as I get done with the batch I am making for Lex Luthor to apologize for breaking his nose. I don't know my own strength."

Earl held up his hand. "Wait…Darnell is part of the Justice League?"

Booster shrugged. "Of course."

"He's Crabman." J'onn said simply. "I'm surprised you did not realize such, considering what happened 2 years ago

'And that's when I remembered number 132 on my list…'

"There's that voice again!" Booster exclaimed, looking up at the sky. "Where is that coming from?"

'Prevented the Justice League from capturing a super-villian'

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(Two years ago)

Earl blinked, confused when Darnell ran up to the El Camino, dressed in a a spandex suit with a large letter C emblazed on it, a black mask covering his face.

"Oh…hey Earl." Darnell said.

"Hey Crabman." Earl peeked in the rear view mirror at the man dressed like a bat, some guy with a hook for a hand, and a woman dressed like a gypsy. "Going to some costume party?"

"Nah, we're just hunting a wanted criminal that is trying to destroy the world with a weather controlling gun, before he can use said gun to destroy most of the town and the surrounding farm land."

"Oh…" Earl said slowly. "Thought maybe you were going to a costume party."

"I get that a lot." Crabman turned as he heard so sirens. "I have to go Earl, I'll see you at the Crab Shack tomorrow."

Earl nodded. "Bye Crabman."

"Bye Earl!" And with that, Darnell was gone. After a few moments, once the heroes were out of sight, a dark haired man popped up from where he had been cowering in the passanger's seat.

"Are they gone."

"Yea, their gone." Earl said. "So…you said you were playing some kind of Hide-and-Seek game, Mr. Savage?"

Vandal Savage nodded. "Yes…and I really want to win."

"Listen, if you need a good hiding spot, you can come over to my trailer. Just as long as you don't mind my brother Randy asking if he can tug on your beard. He's in a tugging phase."

Vandal frowned. "No thanks…could you hand me my…hide-and-seek device?"

Earl picked up a large bulky gun. "You mean the one that has "Weather Dominator" written on it?"

"Yes…thank you Earl."

"Have fun, Mr. Savage!"

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Earl frowned. "Listen…I really want to make this up to the League…"

"No need." J'onn said. "It was a simple mistake…"

"Mistake nothing, he can buy me a pony!" Booster said. "My girl loves ponies, I will get major torigoh points for a pony."

"What's a torigoh point?" Randy asked. Booster grinned and whispered the answer in Randy's ear. "Oh, is that were you have to blow out birthday candles?"

"I…think you misheard me." Booster said slowly.

"I mean it, I have to find someway to help you…"

"Hey Booster, J'onn." Darnell said. "Joy just stole your motorcycle."

'Joy had recently had her heart set on getting a motorcycle…'

"Damn it!" Booster shouted. "Where is that voice coming from?" He looked over Earl. "You sure you aren't psychic?"

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"Joy…get off the motorcycle!" Earl shouted.

"Why, it's my motorcycle!" Joy shouted, revving the engine. "listen to that baby purr!"

"Joy, we all know that it isn't your motorcycle."

Joy shook her head. "How do you know, dummy, you a mind reader?"

"No, I am." J'onn said from the back of the El Camino.

"Like I'm gonna fall for that. What about you?"

"Time traveler." Booster said. "Lady, get off the motorcycle before I make you get off!" Booster raised his fist, readying to fire on her, only for J'onn to stop him.

"You can not hurt a human. The Justice League only attacks supervillians."

"Then you attack her, use your mind whammies!"

"I do not like to attack women." J'onn said.

"AAAA!"

Both turned as Joy flew backwards, skidding across the road. Arcee grinned as she finished transforming. "But I don't mind one bit." She converted back to motorcycle form. "Come on guys, lets get going!"

J'onn and Booster shrugged, hopping onto the bike and driving off.

"Damn it Earl, I bruised my ass! You know my ass is my best asset…you better use some of that lotto money to pay for some ass-transplant surgery!"

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"Why are we pulling off here?" J'onn asked.

"I'm getting thirsty. I want to grab a Red Bull." He grinned. "You know, in my time, you have to have a prescription to buy a Red Bull. Lesson number…what number are we on?"

"Who cares." Arcee said. "I just want you two off my back!" She pulled into a convenience store, waited 5 seconds for the two heroes to get off, then promptly transformed into her 10 foot tall form. "Crazy white trash woman kidnaps me and thinks I won't do a thing about it? I should have shot her behind the second she hopped on!"

"Arcee, just calm down, ok?" Booster pleaded.

"Do you think it is wise to be in this form?" J'onn questioned.

"Do you think it is wise to be in that form?" Arcee bantered back, waving her arm at J'onn. "Mr. Green Jeans is giving me stealth advice…"

"THE ALLSPARK!"

Booster groaned. "Not this guy again!" he swung around, pointing his blaster gauntlets right at Swindle. "We told you, we don't have the Allspark!"

"Give me the Allspark!" Swindle shouted, firing off his chest canon. He rushed at the group, managing to grab Arcee by the neck and kick the two heroes away. "Give me the…"

"Snooch to the mother &($ nooch!"

Swindle only had a second to turn and watch as two men leapt onto his back, holding on tight and punching him over and over. The Decepticon Drone decided it was best to make a speedy getaway, transforming and driving off, leaving Arcee on the ground, J'onn and Booster standing up, and their saviors watching on. The fat one pulled out a Nail's ciggerette and lit it up, the smaller screaming at the top of his lungs.

"That's what you get for coming here and messing up our store, you Gobot &!" He shook his head. "you see that #$ Silent Bob? I totally took him out while you just stood there like the whiny bitch you are. You were going, "Save me, Jay, save my tubby $$!" Yea, totally like that." He looked over at Arcee. "Damn man, I think we saved one of those Japanese sex robots. Look, I call first shot, I hate sloppy seconds."

"Oh boy…" Booster and J'onn muttered.

-Crab shack

-Earl helps Savage

-Joy steals Arcee

-Arcee beats Joy

-Jay and Silent Bob

-Lost