1915 December 20
1100
Journal,
That woman hasn't held a decent conversation with me since that day she mashed her lips against mine, two days ago. Anyway we're on our way to the Eiffel Tower on a damn trolley. I'm not the one that said 'Hey let's ride a freaking expensive trolley to a giant metal tower!', it was Riza but in different words. So now, I'm forced to ride a vehicle with no cushions next a giant armor boy that wont shut up about how good the food looks. Damn, now I made myself feel bad. The poor boy can't even eat it, I also made the mistake of offering him my donut just then. You should've seen the look El Shrimp gave me, priceless. Kinda like the mopey, angsty puppy dog look. Hmm..looking back at my previous entries I'll write 'Five things about Edward I can tolerate'..because there are only 5...
1. He knows when to be serious
2. His face says more than words (God knows I don't wanna hear him talk)
3. Brotherly love..I never seen such a strong bond.
4. He IS actually smart...
5. He's nice...to people besides me.
And while I'm at listing I'll write 'Ten Things that Make Riza Hawkeye Sexy'
1. Huge melons.
2. Smart...yes, smart is sexy.
3. She's a woman
4. She's not a weak little chick.
5. She's not obese..despite how much food she can stuff down her throat at once.
6. She's actually kind of nice if you're not working with her.
7. She knows how to have fun (surprisingly)
8. She knows how to shut Edward up (thank the gods)
9. Her personality
10. She's not perfect.
I just hope she doesn't read this..
Mustang.
