I'm evil :)

The sunrise was dry and crisp, but sakura was to busy chasing after the one she figured she loved. Deidara.

They had both noticed her and stopped when they heard something. Sakura ran out of breath and saw them both stop, she then ran up to Deidara and he instantly snatched in her, then open his cloak and zipped it up again sasori, looked.

"Did anyone follow you, sakura?" he said steadily but she found his voice ruffled and trying to hide anger. She shook her head….then…

"ANBU…yeah..." Deidara cursed to the content.

"Let her go or else we will have to go to drastic Measures." Said what looked like an anbu captain.

"Kill them, yeah…show sasori Danna that you are a good fighter…yeah" Deidara kissed sakura in his akatsuki cloak, then he opened it up. She had taken a kunai out of his back pocket and ran towards them, letting her inner conscience go. She had stabbed the ANBU leader within 2 seconds of the time. They were not expecting that. She then gripped another kunai and had run towards 2 members of anbu, they tried to put a sleeping spell on her but she released it. And threw their masked heads off of their shoulders. Deidara had smirked at this. She then saw 2 more members; she jumped, twisted and flipped stabbing them both with the flying kunai's, letting warm blood fly everywhere. This time Deidara chuckled at this and saw the reaction from Sasori's face. "Priceless! Yeah!" he laughed at sasori. Sakura had ran to Deidara clenching her fists behind his back, she had felt angry and at the same time happy that she had turned Deidara's frown into a smile…after all, she would do anything for him.

Sasori had thought it through. "Why had you lied to me, Deidara-kun? When I asked you to why you took so long…?" Deidara shrugged and then said "because I was afraid you may take it the wrong way and kill sakura-Chan…Unn…"

Sasori stared at sakura leaning over deidara's back.

"You do know that Itachi's probably going to be pissed with you…" Smirked sasori. Just thinking of the time he caught Deidara and Itachi making out on top of HIS bed. "After all, once he hears that Deidara has a bitch…he's going to lose it and you will probably not be Itachi's uke-"Deidara interrupted "Jesus Christ! I'm sure sakura doesn't want to hear about that…"

"But….she's asleep Deidara…"

"…"

Sakura woke up but had found that she was blind.

"I'm blind! I can't see! I…-"she stopped to find deidara's voice reach her ears.

"no your not, sasori saw you sleeping and covered your eyes, after all, he covered your eyes so that if you turn against us, then you won't be able to find us…yeah" Deidara then ended the sentence with a small peck on her ear. "But, why would I turn against you…?" sakura asked softly. Sasori couldn't help but over hear the conversation.

"Because you are now missing nin and you will never be able to return, we are sorry but you are now either with us, or we-"

"You will not kill her, we will just leave her…but I'm sure we won't do that…yeah" Deidara was a bit sad at one point and sakura had seen him try to mask his feelings for her in front of sasori. But she knew that sasori could see straight through him.

"What do you say sakura-Chan? Care to be my subordinate, or maybe more…maybe even my companion that always helps me and sasori out on decisions, like the simple art, un, I believe that art is a bang and is a feeling that expires quickly, I feel that art is transient, and departs quickly, yeah."

"But it is not true. Based on the fact that Fine art should be left long, for admiring beauty and statistics, it is such a wonderful pleasure too..."

"Well it kind of depends…if you are talking about something like…music, which is a different form of art, then that should only last for a little while, or where as something like a painting that has taken u forever should be kept to your liking. It's not that hard" sakura quoted. Sasori pondered at the thought, "your right…" he announced. Deidara just smirked and looked a head.

"Just 6 more minutes to go and we're in...Yeah."

"Where are we going…?" sakura asked

"Home, is where the heart is….they say, its probably true…" sasori exclaimed, and paused to see zetsu wondering around.

"What are you doing out here, yeah?"

"…food…"

"Why food, yeah?" Deidara came in closer

"Because kisame over-did my food…ugh, dried fetus is gross, I like it moistened…why are you carrying a pink haired girl? Does she taste nice?" Deidara kind of nodded but walked off "she's my source of food, not yours, so go eat bugs, yeah." Zetsu glared and followed, "I'll think I'm going to get kisame cook his own fore arm" he snickered at the thought.

Sakura wondered what had happened, and then she could feel Deidara take her blind fold away. She then realized she was staring straight at Zetsu, and she had widened her eyes second at the thought but felt Deidara stroke her back.

"How the hell is this meant to be home? Yeah? It's just a ditched apartment in the middle of nowhere…" he frowned. In the hall was annoying silence of dripping water, from some sort of pipe. The hall was pitched black with only small candles on the side.

Deidara let sakura come to the floor and had then on held her hand, Zetsu grinned "oh, you do know Deidara, Itachi is going to murder you to find that you've been cheating with a woman" he cheered. Sasori smirked "I told him but of course he never listens.

"What are you talking about?" sakura replied,

"Just how your boyfriends going to end up in a coma for ever" they both chuckled.

"How? Why?" she marked.

"Deidara is bisexual," her eyes widened, and Deidara smirked "everything anyone else says, you don't listen to them, they probably are taking the piss. Yeah"

"Yeah, but have you told her that you go smooching with sasuke's big brother…?" they both laughed, and sakura stopped. She was totally…shocked. If looks could kill, you would probably have the mangekyo sharingan staring at you. She gazed straight a head, and sasori had raised an arm over her eyes, she grabbed hold of it and twisted it, actually just cracking it. He winced and fell back.

"Damn you two, you like taking the piss out of me for no reason and now you have infuriated sakura-Chan yeah. Sasori Danna, ill fix that that, Un…" sasori shook his head. "No I'm fine." Sakura gave him an apologizing look. He had just nodded and stood up again. Walking to the middle of the building, where Deidara and Zetsu had to go too.

A type of smell came from a room they walked passed; she turned her head and didn't see that a broken house plant was in her way. Bang! She had collided with it.

She had been knocked out for a small while, and had woken with Deidara in between her legs, and sitting on a chair, her face was on his thighs and his arms wrapped around her waist, Kisame was sitting right in front of them on a back to front chair. They all had taken there Akatsuki cloaks off and now they had wondered who had come. Kisame had sworn he'd see someone like her before and Itachi was leaning on kisame's chair. Itachi was very envious of to who she was. And Kisame had not liked the idea of his face. Blank. Meaning lots of emotions went on through his head. That's what was so scary about him, he was too unpredictable.

Sakura had woken up with her cheeks lying on deidara's thighs.

"What took you so long?" kisame asked, gazing into her pink hair, she got up and realized that. She was staring at a Demon shark! She poked his fore-head and lied back on Deidara's chest. Deidara's arms had then somehow went higher, so that he wrapped himself around her petite breasts, and Kisame had poked her back on the head and her head went colliding with Deidara's. They both found the pain "Ow!" she said. Kisame laughed, got up and went up the stairs.