Written for a Myriad of Challenges: 25) Write a fic using only dialogue (but not script-format). Issued by zylaxidia
Naughty Dessert
By Catty-the-spy
"It's dark in here."
"Lumos. Better?"
"Much."
"So…"
"Seamus, why did you bring me here?"
"To talk. There are things I need to know. I've been worried about you. You've been skipping meals again, haven't you?"
"N-no…"
"Don't lie to me! Not eating is bad for you as well as for the baby. You're already unhealthy, I don't need you worse."
"Shay-"
"No excuses. Either you start eating at every meal or I'll tell the headmaster about your condition."
"…You wouldn't."
"I would if I thought it was best for you. First threat is the pregnancy, second threat is the potion you have to take to keep your mind and magic stable."
"Seamus no!"
"All you have to do is start back eating. That's not at all hard. That potion may keep your health from fluctuating like mad but it doesn't make you Mr. Invincible!"
"I don't think I'm mister invincible."
"Prove it."
"But Shay…::sigh:: kissing me won't work."
"…"
"Shay, it won't work."
"…"
"If the crucianitus doesn't make me crack, what makes you think kisses will?"
"…"
"Shay…"
"…"
"Shay come on. Stop it, please?"
"…"
"Oh God!!! Shay, someone could walk in on us."
"…"
"Sha-::yelp::-Shay! Shay no…"
"…::slurp::…"
"::gasp:: SHAY!!!!"
"Are you still sure I can't convince you?"
"You win. I don't think Minerva's office will ever be the same."
"You? You're not the one that has to come in here on a regular basis."
"::chuckle:: True…"
"Come on, before you miss dinner."
"Shame on you, eating dessert first."
"Why Severus, I can always have seconds."
Fin.