This is kind of just something random I wrote down one day a few years ago and I decided it would be fun to post it!
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Announcer; everyone is stuck in an apricot. the first to get out wins!
Athrun: This is stupid
Yzak: Why don't we just eat the walls?
Announcer: Sorry it's a POISIONUS apricot!!!!!
Athrun: There's no such thing!!!
Announcer: Well now there is!
Dearka: We're coordinators, we'll live
Announcer: Too bad we need to keep you in somehow so we made it VERY POISIONUS!!!!
Mwu: Whaaat?
Announcer: And... BEGIN
It's now very dark and no one can see, until commander La Crusette turns on the light.
Commander: Ah, much better
Fllay: AAAH hiss THE LIGHT!! IT BUUUUUURRRRNNNNZZZZZ
Sai: Wow she really is a demon!
Kira: A really demony demon Breaks down in tears for no reason
Murrue: Natarle! Set the apricot on course for the earth's base!
Natarle: Um Captain this is an apricot... not a ship...
Murrue: THAT'S AN ORDER SOLDIER!!!
They all stare at her
Dearka: I'm hungry
Then suddenly, out of the abyss a ticking lemon bomb appears. And then a guy named Gus appears also.
Mwu: What the heck?
Gus: DUUUUDE!!!!
Mwu: What????
Gus: Pineapple? He holds out a grape.
Mwu: WAT!!!!?????!?!!?! all the while, backing away slowly.
Athrun: This is getting more than slightly odd.
Gus: This isn't odd, I'm just an innocent guy trying to make a living by selling pineapples! still holding grapes
Dearka: Dude... those aren't pineapples.
Kira: Yea they are GEEZ! WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE ME?? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!! STOP YELLING AT ME!! continues to cry
Yzak: Oh my god you baby
Athrun: That wasn't the best idea to call him that Yzak.
Kira: I AM N-N NOT A B-B-B-BABYYYYYYYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Mwu: Um can we all shut up so I can eat my pineapple in peace?
Dearka: FOR THE LAST TIME THAT IS NOT A PINEAPPLE!
Yzak: Yes it is
Dearka: ok!
Fllay: Heeheeheeheeheehee. Let's go put on makeup Miry!
Mir: Um... no
Fllay: face gets all scary COME WITH ME!!!
Mir: nooooo never, hugs the lemon bomb
Mwu: Hey captain isn't that a knife?
Murrue: What nooooooo hides the knife behind her back what knife? there is no knife!
All: YES U HAVE A KNIFE!
Murrue: waves hand this is not a knife
All: This is not a knife
Murrue: It is a simple grapefruit
All: It is a simple grapefruit
Murrue: and you are all idiots
All: and we are all not idiots
Murrue: Damn
Gus: gaaaaaassssspppppp YOU HAVE A GRAPEFRUIT! OH MY GOLLY GOSH! grabs the knife I LOVE GRAPEFRUITS eats it Hmm not very pungent...
Kira: WAAAAAAHHH THAT WAS SCAREY!!!!
Commander La Crusette: Everyone but me seems to have problems.
Announcer: THE APRICOT IS ROLLING DOWN THE HILL!!
All: OH MY GOSH! WHAT DO WE DO!!! I DO NOT KNOW! DO YOU!??
Commander La Crusette: I rest my case.
The apricot rolls and rolls. And everyone has forgotten about the lemon bomb
Sai: OH MAN WE FORGOT ABOUT THE LEMON BOMB!
Athrun: It's a LEMON bomb! What harm could it do I ask you??
Mwu: shudder you have no idea of the horrors of the lemon bomb.
Athrun: Pfft Whatever!
Dearka: I have an ore!
Yzak: Why do I care?
Dearka: Why don't you care?
Yzak: What??
Dearka: Heehee
Lemon Bomb: Tick tick
Mwu: AAAAAAAHHHH
Everyone else: AAAAAHHHHH
Athrun: whatever.
Kira: LEMON BOMBS ARE sc-sc-sc-scareyyyyyheheheeeeeeeeee!
Athrun: No they aren't.
Commander La Crusette: I'm too cool to care.
Patrik Zala: So am I!
all: Not you!
Athrun: where did you come from?
Patrik: I hitched a ride from Gus
Gus grins and waves
the apricot continues to roll
AAAAAAAH they get tossed around like jelly beans
Natarle: I'm allergic to jellybeans...
nobody hears her because the lemon bomb explodes and they all turn into lemons
THE END.