I've decided something. My family is not that bad.
Sure they laugh at me, but all families do that.
But, in every family there is the exception.
It's a tough contest. I'm trying to choose between Arya and Roran.
As you might have guessed, the diary in question was MINE!!
But, back to the story.
"I was surprised Eragon, very surprised indeed. " said Roran.
"I don't know what you are talking about "I replied.
"Don't be stupid Eragon .You know what I mean. " he screamed.
Silence.
"Will I keep reading? "Asked Murtagh, and without waiting for an answer, continued reading.
"NO!!!"I screamed as loud as I could.
I grabbed the diary from Murtagh, and raced to my hideout A.K.A Galbatorix's room.
Nobody will go in there, so I'm pretty safe. I wear protective clothing, you see, to protect me from the smells. Nobody else has one.
Except Roran.
God, I'm a dope. Why did I have to give Roran a suit for his birthday?
Back in room, after escaping Murtagh, who was wearing Roran's suit.
I think I'll write in my diary.
And…it isn't here.
Uh Oh.
I raced down to the kitchen, to hear Murtagh and Arya reading out my diary.
To Roran.
Oh, God, please, someone, kill me.
"This will get you up and at him,Roran!" squealed Arya.
God, she is such a Mary Sue.
I was very embarrassed to discover I had a crush on someone-since that person is Roran's girlfriend, the love of my life, Katrina.I am over Arya completely.
God, Katrina is sooo hot!
oh
My
GOD!!
I'm gonna die now.
Roran just saw me.
He has daggers in his eyes.
If looks could kill, I'd be dead.
I probably won't live much longer anyway.
I'm going to run now.
BEFORE I DIE!!!!