Chapter 2: "The Next Time You Want To Have Sex"
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Nami awoke to the gentle sound of waves and creaking wood. After opening her eyes and blinking a few times, she realized that she wasn't in her room. She seemed to be in...the dining room? She tried to stand up, but something was holding her belly. She looked down, then froze when she saw a hand, not belonging to her, covering her naval. She also couldn't help but notice that she was naked. After a moment, she began slowly turning around. She was more than startled when she found herself looking into the face of Luffy.
"KYAAAAAAA!!"
Mere seconds after her scream, the door flung open and Sanji came rushing in yelling, "Nami-San! What's wrong!?"
When he saw the compromising position his two crewmates were in, he immediately covered his eyes.
"Sa-Sanji-kun! Wha..." Nami trailed off, looking back and forth between Sanji and Luffy, who was just starting to open his eyes.
Still covering his eyes, Sanji asked, "Is there, um, anything I can do for you?"
"Ah..I...Just go.." she said, realizing that she was going to have to somehow handle this herself.
Sanji immediately left the room, closing the door behind him.
Luffy had just become aware of his surroundings and was curious as to why he wasn't in his hammock. He was about to stand up when he heard a familiar voice.
"Luffy.." Nami began, not entirely sure what she was going to say.
"Eh? Nami?" Luffy looked down to see an orange head of hair. As the figure came into focus, he realized that he had his arms wrapped around none other than Nami, who was laying against his chest, naked. "Eh?"
Nami released herself from Luffy's light grip, then slowly began to stand up. All the while, Luffy sat, gaping at her.
There was a brief silence as Nami faced away from Luffy and Luffy stared at Nami's uncovered backside.
"Luffy.." Nami started to say again, but was cut off by Luffy, who announced in a booming voice,
"NAMI!! YOU'RE NAKED!!"
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It had been a very awkward night for the Strawhat crew. After leaving the dining room, Sanji, Zoro, Franky, and Usopp met with Robin on deck.
Robin explained to them that Chopper's irises may have suffered damage from the soup and that he would have to wear a blindfold for the next few days. He had already been put to sleep.
Sanji stood separate from them, looking out over the ocean.
"Just what got into them, anyway!?" Usopp shouted.
"How should I know!?" bellowed Zoro.
"I had no idea they were in this kind of relationship.." said Franky.
"I've never even seen them hold hands before!" exclaimed Usopp.
"I couldn't care less what their relationship is!" Zoro yelled. "All I know is that because of their inability to control their damn libidos I have to go to sleep on an empty stomach!"
"Don't you think there are bigger issues at hand right now!?" Franky hollered. "What are we going to say to them in the morning!? How is this going to affect the crew dynamics!? How am I going to get any cola from the refrigerator tonight!?"
"THAT LAST PART WASN'T IMPORTANT!" Zoro and Usopp bursted out together.
After a few minutes of banter between the three males, Robin finally chimed in.
"Perhaps we should all head to our sleeping quarters for the night" she suggested. "What they did was certainly very odd and it has caused alot of disturbance, but I don't think we will get anywhere by discussing it like this. I believe that the best thing we can do for now is to wait for their explanation."
"I don't want their damn explanation!" said Zoro. "I understand everything perfectly well! They got horny during dinner and acted on their first impulse, thinking of no one but their own damn selves!"
"Don't you think that's a little odd though!?" Franky barked. "If they wanted some alone time, they could have just excused themselves and gone to a separate room!"
"That just shows how selfish they are! They were too lazy to get up and go so they decided that everyone else should have to leave!" snapped Zoro.
"That explanation doesn't make any sense!" Franky shouted.
As Zoro and Franky argued, Sanji listened to the sound of the ocean and the faint moans coming from the dining room. He placed a fresh cigarette in the corner of his mouth and lit it. Gazing up at the starry night sky, he breathed out a few clouds of smoke, then turned around and headed towards his cabin.
Eventually, everyone found their way to their sleeping quarters:
Zoro climbed the ladder to the crow's nest while grumbling about his stomach.
Franky headed down the stairs to the lower cabin while trying to decide the best way to act around Luffy and Nami in the morning.
Usopp headed down with Franky while wondering why such a peaceful night had to be ruined.
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It was finally morning.
Sanji leaned against the rail of the upper deck while waiting for Luffy and Nami to come out of the dining room so he could make breakfast.
Zoro still snored atop the crow's nest.
Chopper lay in his hammock with a cloth covering his eyes.
Robin sat in her room reading a book.
Franky and Usopp, though awake, lay in their hammocks since breakfast probably wouldn't be ready for a while.
Everyone on the ship knew it was time to get up when they heard Nami scream.
In a few minutes, everyone was on deck, gathering outside the entrance to the dining room.
Just as Franky helped Chopper above deck, Luffy's voice resounded from inside the dining room.
"NAMI!! YOU'RE NAKED!!"
This was going to be an interesting morning.
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Luffy had his finger pointed at Nami, accusingly.
"I NOTICED THAT!" she snapped back at him. "You are too!"
Taking notice of his own lack of clothes, Luffy yelled "I'M NAKED TOO!!"
"I KNOW! THAT'S WHAT I SAID!! NOW STOP YELLING!!"
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS YELLING!"
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Unknown to the two nudists, the rest of the crew could hear their entire conversation.
"Well, it sounds like they're back to normal.." Usopp remarked
"It does seem that way.." said Franky.
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Nami stumbled around, picking up her clothes that had been tossed in all directions. Some were ripped. Some had food stains in them.
"How did all this happen!?" Nami shouted, rubbing her forehead in frustration. "Our clothes are scattered across the room, there are broken plates and silverware on the ground, the floor and walls are covered in food stains...!! Just how did this all...happen..." Suddenly, memories of the previous night began flooding into her mind.
"On the table...On the floor...Up against the wall..." she murmured, slumping to her knees and burying her face in her hands.
At the same time, Luffy begun to recall certain things as well.
They both spent a few minutes in recollection before Luffy finally said, "Why did we do that?"
Neither knew the exact answer to that question.
Nami remembered having been lifting a glass to her lips when she was suddenly filled with thoughts of Luffy and overpowering emotions. It felt to her as if something was whispering to her, telling her exactly what to do. First, it said "Get on the table and go straight to Luffy." Then, it said, "Embrace him and kiss him." But the words weren't that concrete, which made her question whether or not they were really just her own thoughts.
She glanced at her inner thighs and saw a small stream of hardened blood. 'So I really did...With Luffy...'
Luffy was staring at Nami intently. When she looked at him, he said, "I'm sorry."
"Don't apologize.." she replied.
She grabbed Luffy's jeans off of the chandelier, then, after handing them to him, she took a seat by his side.
"You know.." she began, "I had never even kissed before."
"Me neither."
"We really made a mess.." Nami muttered.
"Yeah." Luffy replied.
"We did it right in front of everyone.."
"Yeah."
"I think I knocked soup into Chopper's eyes..I hope he's alright.."
"He'll be fine."
After a moment's pause, Nami asked, "How am I going to face everyone..?"
"What do you mean?" asked Luffy.
"What do you mean, "what do I mean"!? We did THAT right in front of Robin, Chopper, Usopp, Zoro, Sanji-kun and Franky! I can't even imagine what they must be thinking about us right now!"
"If that's all you're worried about, there's no problem." He grinned. "They'll understand!"
Nami raised an eyebrow at him and mumbled something along the lines of, "How can you say that.." before bringing her knees up to her chest and staring at her feet.
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Outside, Franky, Usopp, and Sanji were talking.
"How much longer will they stay in there?" asked Usopp.
"It doesn't matter. We'll give Nami-san as much time as she needs." Sanji stated.
"That's right! We mustn't interrupt the sacred moment of intimacy shared between two buds who have only just discovered the magic of love!" Franky cried.
"Move." ordered Zoro, as he pushed the blue haired cyborg out of the way and headed for the dining room door.
"Wait!" Franky called. "You can't go in there! Their feelings right now are very delicate! Even the smallest intrusion could cause them great-"
Franky was cut off as Zoro slammed the door open and yelled, "I'M GIVING YOU ONE MINUTE TO GET OUT OF THIS ROOM BEFORE I THROW YOU BOTH OUT! I HAD TO MISS DINNER LAST NIGHT BECAUSE OF YOUR HORMONES AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA MISS BREAKFAST!"
Everyone stared wide-eyed at Zoro who was shooting a death glare at Luffy and Nami. Nami was desperately trying to cover herself with her clothes.
Zoro begun to close the door, then he stopped. "And one more thing.."
"THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX," the swordsman roared, "YOU DO IT IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN DAMN ROOMS!"