A/N: thanks Nike for the review- so here's the last chapter you'll get until i finish The Return of Charlotte Bumbery. Enjoy!

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September 8, 12:32 PM

Diary,

Well, it's Sunday, and I'm going to start my second week at Hogwarts tomorrow! Hehe. Well, I've come to know Percy and Oliver better this past week. But that Adrian Pucey has been quite annoying in every class I have with him, he keeps on staring at me, it's quite disturbing.

Well, remember when I told you it seemed like Richy knew Emms from before, well it turns out their DATING! SQUEE! (ha) I thought so, I guess I have intuition or something. WELL Prew seemed to have recovered fast from missing Diggs, she's been flirting viscously with Valls, and well, let's just say he's been doing it back!

Joc has been making some really bad and really perverted jokes, and well, Jfunk has been laughing at them. AHH! MY LIFE'S STILL A SOAP OPERA!

So, since our friends have been hanging out, and basically running off together, Greens and I have been seeing a lot of each other. I've figured out that he's pretty funny. AND he likes pranking. This could be the start of a beautiful friendship….

(HA)

More in a while,

Bumbery

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Dear Mum, Dad, Uncle Steven, Aunt Lucy, and Katie,

Hogwarts is great! As you know already, I'm in Gryffindor, and I have made a lot of friends. Rachel Prewett, Douglas Green, Jessica Finke, Cedric Diggory, and Penelope Clearwater, are their names. Oh, each of you read ONLY the parts addressed to YOU.

To Mum: I have not caused "ANY TROUBLE", just as you asked.

To Dad: I did "AS YOU ASKED" (hehe) (AND No one caught me!)

To Uncle Steven and Aunt Lucy: I'm doing great, give Asterisk and Nora hugs for me!

To Kates: Hogwarts is great! WELL, it turns out Joc and Jfunk are getting cozy, Richy and Emms are an item, Prew and Valls are flirting so much! SO, Greens and I are getting to know each other better. He's fun, but my stalker is still stalking! Help Me! (hehe)

Much Love To You All,

Charlotte

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September 12, 10:15 AM

Dear Diary,

This is during History of Magic class, we have all discovered that you don't have to do anything in this class! YAY! So we're passing notes. This writing is me. This writing is Prew. This writing is Emms. This writing is Jfunk. This writing is Joc. This writing is Valls. This writing is Greens. Last but not least, this writing is Richy.

I AM SO BORED!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz… (In other words ME TOO!)

We should nominate someone to take notes today, then rotate, so that we each get chances to goof off, and we all DON'T FAIL!

It's NOT going to be me!
Or me.

Or me.

Not I!

I don't want to either.

Hey! Don't pin it on me!

I don't want to today.

FINE! I'll do it. Anyway it was getting to hard to follow the conversation with so many people writing. (LATER) (--Goes back to taking notes--)

Eh, I'm going to go to sleep…I'm so sleepy…(--snores--)

Hey! Emms, wanna join me in the hallway? (--waggles eyebrows suggestively--)

RICHY!(--looks shocked and embarrassed--)

Sorry, then later okay?

Okay. Eh, I'm going to doodle. (--doodles--)

Alrighty, I think I will read 'Quidditch Through the Ages' or something like that….(--picks up random book and starts to read--)

So… that leaves, Josh, Rachel, Charlotte and Me… right.

WRONG! I, Josh the Magnificent shall help Jessica take notes. (--goes to sit next to Jfunk and tries to 'help her take notes'--)

(--stares drooling at Valls--)

OY! EARTH TO PREW! (--waves arm in front of Prew's face--)

EH? I'm awake, I'm awake!

Suree….

Yeah, Suree…

ARG! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!

I have no idea what you're talking about. (--smirks--)

(--snickers under breath--)

HEY! I HEARD THAT!

(--Both Charlotte and Douglas whistle innocently--)

(--mumbles some thing about 'meanies' and goes to play tic tac toe with Emms--)

Oh well, that just leaves us then, right?

Sadly, yes.

What do you want to do now? We already succeeded in annoying all our fellow Gryffindors and the class isn't even half over yet.

Hm… good point. I don't know… want to make a bet?

About what? (--arches eyebrow curiously--)

About (--writes smaller so that only Douglas can see what she's writing--) who Prew will date?

Eh? Okay. I bet (--writes smaller for the same reason Charlotte did--) 1 sickle that she'll date Cedric Doggory.

Okay. I bet 1 sickle that she'll date Sean.

WAIT! Do you mean Sean, OUR SEAN? SEAN VALLI? (--looks shocked--)

(--nods head solemnly--) Haven't you seen them flirting viciously? And keep your writing small, you don't want them to get curious.

(--is still in shock, cannot write--)

Oh, phooey. NOW the only person who was still writing has gone into shock. OH WELL. I guess I'll just transfer this to my "NOTEBOOK"

So, that's where you came in, diary. And now class is almost over. Oh, Greens has awakened, and looks like he wants to ask me something….

Off to Charms we go!

Bumbery

12:26 PM, Same Day

Diary,

Well, it turns out Greens wanted to know how I figured out that Valls and Prew fancied each other. Pfft, ameture. It was SO obvious! Heh. Well, I got to give him points for trying, even if he failed.

On another note, Prew is STILL flirting with Diggs. Sigh, WHY did I have to become Best Friends with a vicious FLIRT! Oh well.

OH! Greens and I were getting bored, so we went to watch quidditch practice the other day. It was really fun to watch. Oliver is the keeper, did you know that? Well, he's pretty good. The seeker is Charlie Weasley, the brother of Percy, according to Prew, who is their cousin. They cannot deny each other, Percy and Charlie, I mean. They both have the same flaming red hair, freckles and of course the last name. Charlie is in fifth year, and is quidditch captain. I must say he is quite good.

OH! I just realized that the Head Boy is Charlie and Percy's older brother Bill, who is in seventh year. Wow….

Erm, well, Prew is threatening me, and I quote, "If you DON'T put down that pen and close that DARN diary, I WILL fling MUSTARD at you!"

Okay, okay, I will, give me a moment, EWW MUSTARD! (okay I'm done now!)

Eating time,

Bumbery.

September 13, 6:45 AM

Diary,

It is very early, I know. WELL, tomorrow is Emms birthday. I think I'm going to get her a nice funny card, and a gift certificate to Honeydukes, (even though we can't go to Hogsmeade until 3rd year, she says her family goes there over the summer sometimes, and who doesn't like a gift certificate to a candy shop?)

Anyway, it turns out Richy got her a bracelet, aww, he's so sweet! I hope that when I have a boyfriend, he's as nice as Richy! Hehe. The other boys got her some candy I think, Jfunk got her some hair products, and Prew got her some muggle magazines, something called, "Teen Vogue" and "Teen People" I believe. (weird I know.)

OH! Remember the bet Greens and I had. Well, I owe him a sickle. Sigh she is currently seeing Diggs, oh well, she could still date Valls. And speaking of Valls, he seems pretty depressed lately. (Aww, Prew broke his widdle hart. Aww poor widdle Seany-wonny! Seanny-wonny Valli-sally.)(Yes, I have know idea what that was about, I'M GOING CRAZY! )

On another note, I have this song, "Just the Way You Are" stuck in my head where the singer says, "Don't go changing, to try and please me, You never let me down before…" AHH! It's addicting. And SO good! (Heh) "I just want someone that I can talk to, I want you just the way you are. …" AH! I know what I want for my birthday this year, Billy Joel's CD! (The one with "Just the Way You Are" on it! AH HA!) Of course my birthday's in April, so it's a long way off, BUT STILL! I WANT IT! I needs it! (Ha)

Well, I'm off to the Loony Bin,

(Technically Transfiguration Class, But still!)

Bumbery the Loony Tune!

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(An excerpt from the journal of Rachel Prewett)

Diary thing, or what ever I'm supposed to call you,

I think I'm settling. I know that sounds weird coming from an eleven year old, but I don't think I really like Cedric that way. Oh well, he asked me, and I don't want to hurt his feelings, PLUS- it is getting Sean depressed, so that means he likes me! YAY! But, then I have to get Cedric to dump me, so I can be with him…. I don't know…

Oops, Bumbery's coming over so we can work on our potions essay. Oh well

au revoir,

Rachel

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September 29, 9:45 PM

Diary,

MY GOD! I was so busy this month. Do they EVER let up on the homework?

Oh well, so let's see, from the last time I saw you- Prew and Diggs broke up, and Prew and Valls got together (that girl wastes no time). Jfunk and Joc got together, Emms and Richy are still going strong (she loved the birthday present), AND Greens abandoned me, for some Gryffindor second year, her name's Christine Nelson, and she's pretty. (RATS!) Wait. I sound like I'm jealous- I'm not jealous!

Yes you are jealous!

Get out of my diary Prew!

Fine- but stop denying it- you're jealous!

Just go AWAY!

Fine.

As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted, Christine is really pretty, she has caramel colored hair and grey eyes, she's also tan and really (like I said before) pretty. And well, I haven't seen Greens since they got together. So, I decided to hang out with the quidditch team in my spare time, because I have no life.

Oh, remember Oliver? Well, I'm sort of becoming friends with him. He's really nice, and says that maybe next year I can get on the quidditch team as a beater, he even put in a few good words with Charlie for me! WOO HOO!

Oh, and I learned a secret from this girl Frederica Halpert, that Oliver liked Christine. SO, maybe we can break up Greens and the-evil-witch-who-stole-my-friend-from-me!

EH! So you admit you like him!

GET OUT OF MY DIARY PREW!

FINE!

But, Freddy (Frederica) did look like she was eyeing Oliver. Sigh, Why am I the only one I know with out a significant other or a crush?

Well you do have a cru- (--gets elbowed and pen is taken away from her--)

Much better.

(--steals a pen from Jfunk, and a 'hey' from her can be heard--) That Adrian Pucey kid likes you.

EW! But he's my stalker! I cannot date him, he'll try to kill me!

And is that a bad thing?

For the last time- GET OUT OF MY DIARY!

I'm off to kill or at least main Prew, Later,

Bumbery.

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