A/N: GAH! I got writer's block while writing The Return of Charlotte Bumbery, so I decided to post somemore of this story, considering I have a lot more of this written. Well- ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I do not own A) Diaries, B) Harry Potter or anything associated with the books, and C) Cheese. (Wondering why I mention it? You'll see...)
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October 3, 10:13 AM
Diary,
it's History of Magic class again, we're passing notes, it's Greens' turn to take notes, but since he's absently doodling something about his "beloved Christine", Emms offered to do it. Emms is so nice, and I thought she would be mean when I first met her, I guess first impressions don't really tell you what a person is like. I mean look at Prew, when I first met her, I would never have thought she would have two boyfriends in her first year. And I wouldn't have known that Greens would have gotten together with a- oh wait right, the notes! This writing is me. This writing is Prew. This is Jfunk. This is Joc. This is Valls. And this is Richy.
I'm BORED!
Shuddup richy.
Yeah, Shuddup and go bother someone else like Rodger Davies, okay?
Meh, fine. (--goes to bother some random Ravenclaw--)
Phew, he's gone! He's been SO annoying lately, Pff, teenage boys, just a bunch of walking hormones.
(--laughs--)
I'm slightly offended by that comment, I think I'll go sulk in the corner with that Rodger Davies kid who's still eyeing Rachel… (--goes and sulks--)
Did I hear something about Rodger Davies liking me?
Maybe, but I love you.
Aww, how sweet (--rolls eyes--) and annoying.
Pfft, you're just jealous!
NO! It's just -UGH! I give up!
So, I hear that Christine and Douglas are getting PRETTY close. (--smiles wickedly--)
Yeah, they're becoming PRETTY serious.
Ew, girl talk. (--goes to sit with Joc and Rodger--)
YAY! We can gossip now!
Woo hooo. (--glares at Prew--)
What'd I do?
Meh.
SO, what do you guys want to talk about?
Hmm…. BOYS!
GAH! You are so single minded!
I would have to agree with B., on this one.
HUMPH! You guys stink! (--starts to write furiously in her journal--)
Do you think it was too much?
Nah.
You're right.
So, we have to do something about you and Doug.
NO, NOT YOU TOO!
I'm just saying, if you LIKE HIM like him, you should tell him how you feel, and if you're just being bitchy, selfish, and such, You're being a bad friend to him. He REALLY likes Christine.
Humph.
So, do you really like him?
(--writes REALLY small--) I think so.
Wow. That's the best answer you can give me?
OKAY! I like him, as in LIKE HIM like him. And it sucks.
Ah…
So, will you help or not?
(--no answer--)
You suck.
Why thank you.
(--sticks out tounge--)
Fine, I'll help you, but not now, class is over.
Oh.
And that's where you come in again diary. WELL, as Jfunk said, it's off to our next class we all go- well except for Greens, who's meeting up with Christine again. Sigh. WHY DO I HAVE TO LIKE HIM!
I'm So Confused,
Bumbery.
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October 9, 10:34 PM
Diary,
I know I shouldn't be happy but- CHRISTINE BROKE UP WITH GREENS! YAY!
Erm, okay, now that that's over, let me explain, Christine and Greens seemed to be doing fine, but Greens was totally enamored with her, like he almost became her stalker. He probably would have, but she broke it off. She said, (according to Emms, who heard it from Richy, who heard it from Jfunk, who heard it from Valls, who heard it from Prew, who heard it from Joc, who heard it from Greens.) "It's not you, it's me, I think I'm too old for you and well, I'm sorry."
Wow. Just Wow. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.
Bumbery
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10:47 PM, Same Day (or Night)
Diary,
I just got some news from Jfunk (she's quite the girl to find out gossip for us, but doesn't tell our secrets for some reason…) anyway, She told us girls, we were all awake, that Christine Nelson has a date next week with Tristan Sherman. (He's a third year with curly brown hair, tan skin, and brown eyes, which make him look Hispanic.)
WOW, Oliver will still be pissed. I mean, he REALLY liked her. But Freddy is looking pretty happy. Oh, I never told you what Freddy looks like, she's tall, has slightly wavy brown hair, brown eyes, and is very pale. In other words, she's kinda plain, but nice. She's amazing at quidditch, she's a chaser, but she takes a lot of risks, and her parent's get worried, and they might pull her from the team one day, which will be a loss.
So, now Greens is all alone, tomorrow I'll say how sorry I am and all, and hope not to smile too much.
Excitedly,
Bumbs.
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October 14, 4:52 PM
Diary,
So, Greens is still depressed, and I've tried just about everything, telling him there are other fish in the sea, that she was stupid, that it was all a dream, that he's not alone, letting him hold Ampersand (that turned out to be a disaster, a story for another time.) everything! And he's still depressed, of course it doesn't help that Christine and Tristan can be seen together a lot. And Greens is being so DEPRESSED. sigh, I wish he would just GET OVER HER! and pick me- NO! No thinking like that, NOT a good idea. Oh shit, Prew, Jfunk and Emms are coming over, and all of them being in relationships think they know what's best for me and are probably going to tease me SO much if they read that part, I got to cover it up and write about something else… um, CHEESE!
(--in big writing so it takes up a lot of space--) CHEESE- IT'S VERY GOOD HERE, BETTER THAN IT WAS AT HOME, A LOT BETTER, THEY HAVE MORE OF A VARIETY, CHEDDAR, GOUDA, BLU CHEESE, LIMBURGER, AND SO MANY MORE!
Why are you writing about cheese?
No reason really, Prew, it's just it's so good.
Okay then.
Yeah you can go back to writing about gouda and cheddar, and salivating, we'll be gossiping in the courner, later!
Bye Bumb's Diary!
Bye.
LEAVE!
Phew, they're gone! Now I can write again! sigh, I think I really like him… which stinks because he doesn't think of me in that way, oh wellOh, I better write a letter to my family, it's been a long time.
Later,
Bumbz
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Dear Mum and Dad,
Hogwarts is great, I received your package of sweets and treats for Ampersand. He loved those. I'm doing great, classes are interesting, and the people are really nice, (well, except for some Slytherins, but that doesn't count). I just wanted to say, I love you, and I hope everything's OK at home.
Your Daughter,
Charlotte.
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Dear Uncle Steven and Aunt Lucy,
School is great, food's great, people are great, life's great.
Love ya,
Charlotte.
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Dear Kates,
Hey, how's life back home? Well, Hogwarts is fun, and all that jazz. (Okay now, Mum, Dad, Uncle Steven and Aunt Lucy, you can stop reading over Katie's shoulder now, most of the letter is like this, so don't worry.) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Are they gone now? ------- Good. Now for the gossip.
Okay, remember Greens? --- WELL, he and his girlfriend Christine broke up and Christine is now dating some gut named Tristan Sherman I think. Okay, did I tell you that Jfunk and Joc are going out?--- Well they are! YAY them. Richy and Emms are still together, and Valls and Prew are together. (No more Diggs, sorry).
Yeah, so Greens is being all depressed, and my friends are opting to leave me alone with him, (--sigh--) and I want to make him feel better but, UGH! Oh well, enough for this letter, now on to less sad stuff!
Gryffindor won their quidditch match against Hufflepuff, thanks to great saves by Oliver, many goals by Frederica and an awesome catch of the snitch by Charlie. It was really cool. I want to go out for the team next year, as a beater, and I hope I can make it.
Love you to bits,
Charlotte.
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October 17, 11:23 AM
A note passed back and forth from all the Gryffindors, (earlier hand writing deciphering stuff applies)
(Note thrown at Jfunk's head, during transfiguration)
Jfunk-
GAH! GREENS IS DEPRESSING ME! HELP!
-Bumbs
(Note tossed over Jfunk's shoulder, to Bumbs)
Bumbs,
sorry, I can't help. I don't know how to un-depress boys, girls, sure, my boyfriend, easy. WAIT- I just got an idea, how about you kiss him, he'll like that. (--smirk--)
-Jfunk.
(Note crumpled into a ball and magically forced to hit Jfunk in the head until she picks it up)
JFUNKER-
YOU STINK.
-C
(Note flinged back at Bumbs)
C-
MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE POWER!
-Jfunk.
(Said note was taken from C, and Prew got a hold of it and wrote this back.)
Finke,
Hey, are we Charlotte Bashing today? OOH! Let me help. (--smirks--) What is it this time- (obviously something with Doug), but tell me anyway!
-Prew.
(Said note was read by Charlotte and caused her to glare at them furiously and plan many pranks, but in the meantime, she 'accidentally' set their hair on fire.)
(Note passed to C, after said incident)
C-
This is Emms, nice going, with the fire I mean, I don't think McGonagall thinks it is you, sneaky. Can you teach it to me?
-Emms
(Note slid to Emms across the table)
Emms,
Sure, sometime next week, okay?
-C.
(Note back to C)
C-
Awesome.
-Emms
(Note to self from C)
Note to self-
Prank Jfunk and Prew, a lot. Frequently, and get them bad.
-C.
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(Note on a spare bit of parchment)
To Do List:
1. Prank Prew.
2. Prank Jfunk
3. See number 1.
4. See number 2.
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(Another note, this time inside Charlotte's Diary)
October 17, Some time in the afternoon,
Diary:
Here are my ideas for pranks to pull on Prew and Jfunk. A) Make it so that they say whatever's on their mind at the moment at all times. B) Make it so that they spill their deepest darkest secrets whenever asked any question at all. C) Make it so that chocolate rains down on them, that won't come off for at least a week. D) have Peeves follow them around, because Peeves is cool like that. E) Dye their hair to be their least favorite color. F) Have a sign float along behind them that says, "Cheese is my Lover" all the time. G) Send out a list of really bad nicknames and tell everyone to call them what's on the list. H) Have entries from their diaries put up around the Hallways.
Ah, that's all for now, and I bet you thought I was nice, but I am out for revenge! (Note: ask an older student for help with complicated magic.)
Prank-Happily Yours,
Bumbery.
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A/N: well i hope you enjoyed this chapter- it SHOULD be the last until The Return of Charlotte Bumbery is finished, which should be SOON, considering i only have three chapters left, not including an epiloge (if asked for), and I have it all planned out. SO- tell me what you think!