A/N: Woah- it's been what seems like forever since i updated this story. I made this chapter longer so that it makes up for that a little. Oh well, this chapter ends a little abruptly. Sorry for that, i have slight writer's block. Also my kitten has tugged at a wire for my monitor, making the screen turn pink. I hope you like this chapter. Note: I am doing a doubble posting so as that i make up for a little more. :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except the fact that i have two cats, one an adult (Andy) and one a kitten (Tilda).
Enjoy.
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October 18, 9:22 AM
Diary-
I am writing this in a rush- I'm walking to my next class and well, I have some news to report, I have recruited Nymphadora Tonks and Charlie Weasley to help me with the complicated magic in my pranks- YES! Oh, I am currently not speaking to Jfunk or Prew. Emms recommended I try Jfunk's method of cheering up Greens- for which she received a slap upside the head. On another note, I've decided I shall do something crazy for Halloween, even if it means detention- I'll probably skip class and go tick-or-treating, smash pumpkins and paint my face orange and black, or something around those lines. I CAN'T WAIT TILL HALLOWEEN!!!
-Bumbs
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October 21, 6:42 AM
Diary-
I have decided that I will applaud for every person who enters the Great Hall this morning until someone tells me to stop, or for even longer… let's see how it goes- AH! Here comes someone now! ------- People are looking at me strangely, oh well. OH- look there's Professor Snape, hehe…. He gets claps too---- Rats, I just got detention, oh well, the looks on people's faces are worth it.
So, on the subject of pranks, Charlie and Nympha- I mean Tonks (She hates her first name for some reason, I on the other hand, wish my name was that original) Anyway, they're both a lot of help, and very nice, considering I'm a lowly first year to their high-and-mighty fifth years. Tonks is really cool, she's a metamorphmagus, which means she can change the way she looks, but she can't do drastic stuff (like turn into an old lady) at school, because her mum forbids it. Although she does change her hair color a lot. She says she knows a spell for people who aren't metamorphmagus-es can use so that they can change their hair color. According to her, all you have to do is think the color, and point your wand at your hair and say the incantation, I shall look into that.
Once again, I have gone off on a tangent- the pranks, they're going well, just this morning, Prew woke up covered in chocolate. Hehe, I am evil, BUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes- MUAHAHAHAHA! - Charlie
I conquer with dear old Charles- I cannot write it because my evil laugh turns out more like, "TEEHEEHEE!" - Tonks
As you can see, Tonks and Charlie (CALL HIM CHARLES- Tonks) Meh, fine, CHARLES were reading over my shoulder and decided to put their two cents in- (What does that mean?- Charlie) It's a muggle term, it's like 'put in your two knuts' in the magic world. (oh. -Charlie) (Jeeze, You would think a fifth year who's father loves muggles would know such things. - Tonks) Yeah what Tonks said.
Oh look, breakfast is almost over. So about HALLOWEEN, I'm thinking of dressing up like a clown and going trick-or-treating in my free time, and at the feast, to paint my face orange and black with Tonks, and smash pumpkins at night with Charlie. Ah this month is turning out to be fun!
-Bumbery
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October 22, 6:45 AM
Diary,
Emms has come to complain to me about how I'm treating my friends, she says, and I quote, "Aren't you being a little harsh?" NAH! They suggested I kiss Greens, and then continued to make fun of me. MEANIES!
Fine, just as long as you don't prank me.
I won't as long as you don't make fun of me.
Okay, deal. (--shakes Bumbery's hand--)
Yeah, DEAL!
HUZZAHNESS! I still have a friend in my year. Um, I may have said that aloud and now some seventh years (studying for class) are glaring at me, time to turn my charm on, (--smiles sweetly at mad seventh years--) (--one looks like he is about to strangle Bumbery--) Uhh…. I think I'll go down to breakfast now….
More in a bit-
-Bumbery
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October 22, 6:52 AM
Diary-
I am eating right now so pardon some of the stains on the paper, Well, I think I might be a pirate instead of a clown, because pirates have an annoying song they can sing. HEHE. The song goes something like, "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me, da dadada dadada dadada da, avast me hardies- YO HO!" Yeah, it's loads of fun to sing, also pirates have totally groovy lingo, like, 'I be a pirate, savvy?' Ah, I love to word 'savvy' it's so spiffy! HEHE! The other plans are still the same, although, I am going to participate in mischief night, hell night, or whatever you call it. I think my targets shall be the Slytherins this time, some of them are QUITE mean. I hear Charlie and Tonks are planning on doing something, I'm planning of asking them if me and a couple of my friends can come. MUAHAHAHAHA! It'll be fun! Ah I think I shall practice my pirate lingo until Halloween, savvy?
Bye-
Bumbery
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Ye Olde October 22, Noon
Ye Olde Diary-eth,
I ameth trying-eth to speak-eth (more-eth like-eth writ-eth) like-eth a person-eth frometh the-eth olde English-eth time-eths. It is very-eth hard-eth.
Why are you writing like that?
Just-eth look-eth above-eth your writing-eth.
You know adding 'eth' after a word does not make it old English.
Meh-eth, you are-eth a meanie-eth.
HA!
Go-eth away-eth!
Fine- I'll be eating lunch with Prew and Jfunk….
NO-ETH! PLEASE-ETH DO NOT GO-ETH AND EAT-ETH WITH THE TRAITOR-ETHS!
Okay fine, but only because that sentence was so funny. (--goes back to eating lunch--)
Okay-eth back-eth to what-eth I was-eth saying-eth. The-eth reason-eth is because-eth I ameth practicing-eth for-eth becoming-eth a pirate (savvy?) for-eth All Hallow's Eve. (or how ever you spell it.)
Now do you understand scallywags? Gah, I be getting very hungry matey, I shall eat-eth now-eth.
YAR-
Charlotte Bumbery, a.k.a. The Pirate (savvy?), a.k.a. The Queen of HUZZAHNESS!
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October 22, After Classes,
Diary,
I have decided to solve my problems with Jfunk with an AMAZING puppet show-down. Yes, I did just say, 'AMAZING puppet show-down'. It involves chocolate, and puppets. MUAHAHAHA! (it is my way to see if a person is worthy of me forgiving them, those who do not accept automatically are not forgiven, those who do and loose are given a window of time in which they can win [and therefore be forgiven, and those who accept and win are forgiven, got it?). Yeah.
On a random note: I found this quote in a book I am reading, "Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them enough not to." Wow, it's sweet, wait- Oh great I'm becoming a teenage girl- reading sappy love novels, liking romantic comedies, and Oh my GOD- 'Just The Way You Are' is a sappy love song! AHHH!!!! SOMEONE AVADA KEDAVRA ME!!!!!!!!!!
AHHH-
Bumbery, The Pirate (savvy?), The Queen of HUZZAHNESS, and the Stereotypical Hopeless Romantic Teenage Girl (SOMEONE AVADA KEDAVRA ME!)
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October 22, Sometime after midnight (so technically October 23, but I don't care)
Dairy-
AMAZING Puppet Showdown went very well, Jfunk beat me by only one point, so she did not disrespect me too much. (Sure, and that's why you started crying, 'it's not faaaaaaiiiiiirrrrrrr!' afterwards) A) Shuddup Jfunk, B) I was high on chocolate.
Suuuuuurrrrrreeeee…..
Meh. Go away, go sleep or something.
Sorry, I can't, once I have chocolate after 6 o'clock, I can't sleep.
You've got to be kidding me.
Nope, it's the sad truth.
NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!!!
Oh but it is….
Meh. Go write in your own diary, I'm going to sleep, like any smart person would.
WHAT? It's not like I choose to not be able to sleep!
Meh. Night Jfunk.
Night B.
Night Diary-
Bumbery, The Pirate (Savvy?), The Queen of HUZZAHNESS, and the looser of AMAZING PUPPET SHOWDOWN! Meh, shuddup Jfunk.
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(An excerpt from the 'diary' of Jessica Finke)
October 23, a little after midnight,
Diary,
Hello, it's me Jessica, I know it's been a long time since I've written you, (since before Hogwarts- I know.) Mostly it was because school was so hectic, with classes, homework, friends, boyfriends (God I really like Josh), gossip, and fights. Yep, I've been here less than two months, and I've gotten into a fight, with my friend, Bumbs I mean. Well that's what she insists we call her, her real name is Charlotte, a perfectly respectable name if you ask me.
Anyways, why I'm writing in you again, WELL, I have just been forgiven by Charlotte, the forgiving process involved many things, including, A) Not pranking her back, after one of her pranks (Rachel tried that, and it just got Charlotte more mad), B) staying far away from her for about a school week, C) accepting her invite to "AMAZING Puppet Showdown" , D) Beating her by a small amount of points at "AMAZING Puppet Showdown". Said showdown involved consuming chocolate after 6 o'clock which means I will not be able to sleep. DARN. Oh well, I think I'm finally getting the chocolate out of my system.
Night,
Jessica.
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October 23, 10:45 AM
Diary-
HIYA! Well, I pulled the 'nickname list' plan. Here are the ones I came up with:
Ra-ra, rache-rache, rawr, prewpop, rac-rac, racprew, rachey-wachey, prew-poo, prew-woo, popsie, prewsie, rachez, rachprew, chelette, rachette, prewl, cruel-prewel, rachie-poo, Vallover, the stalker of Valls, Digg-no-more, Rodger's Love Bunny, puce-prew, puke-prew, tomato-girly, rachie-lamb, prew-bott 3000, rapre, chewe, eltte, ratte, chepre, elwe, rawe, chette, elpre, rarasisboomba!
WOW, that's a lot.
Ugh. I think I am too tired to magically post them up all over the school…damn- chocolate always tastes so good- but I always get a sugar hangover the day afer… of mfghtrty.
---This Diary Entry was stopped (mostly by the fact that Bumbery fell asleep) and therefore could not be finished.--
October 30, 10:15 PM
Woah, Sorry Diary-
It's been a long time since my last entry which was cut short by a random spazzam of sleep after a sugar hangover. Finally I have accepted PREW-POP's forgiveness. Haha. Prew-pop. So funny.
So- about Halloween-- which is tomorrow! (YAY!!!!!) I am going to be the most annoying mime on earth. MUAHAHAHA! And I will SMASH PUMPKINS! AND I WILL NOT SPEAK! (That'll be hard for you- Tonks) (I agree- Charlie) But it was you guy's idea! (that was in-proper English wasn't it?) (yepp- Tonks) DRAT! I will stop talking now!
So…. GOSSIP! Josh and Jfunk are still together. OOH! Recently Diggs and Penelope got together! Ooh and boy is Prew sore! Haha but she is still dating Valls. Grenie is still depressed, but less so, unless you remind him that Christine and Tristian are still together… but otherwise he's great! Emms and Richy are still together- duh! Freddy wants Ollie to ask her out still… aww poor Freddy….
All for now-
--B.
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October 31, 5:00 AM
Diary-
- I got up X-TRA early today to get my mime make-up perfect. I also made my hair black, with the help of Tonks. I have been studying all week to perfect my miming. It is ready, thanks to a little help from Marcel Marceau. Imagine, Hogwarts had a portrait of him. Cool ain't it? (WHOOPS- TANGENT ALERT- QUICK, EVASIVE ACTION!)
So, Prew is going to be a cat for Halloween, Emms is Raggity-Anne, and Jfunk is going to be Alice, from Alice in Wonderland. Valls is going to be Dracula, Richy it going to be Raggity-Andy (with sufficient influence from Emms), Josh is going to be the Mad-Hatter. Yepp. Ooh I also know that Christine is going to be Snow White and Triatian is going to be a prince, Freddy and Ollie are just going to wear quidditch robes (wow everyone is SO creative.) Tonks and Charlie are going to paint themselves orange and black, Penelope is going as Mary Poppins, Diggs is going as King Arthur, Rodger (EW) is going as a monkey, Adrian (EW-ER!) is going as I don't have a clue, Percy is boycotting Halloween and I have no idea what Greenie is doing.
Happy Halloween, Write more soon,
CB
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HELLO! I'm a mime, can't talk- will someone talk to me?!?! -CB (Mime)
No, we hate you. (KIDDING!) - RP (Kitty)
Haha- Tonks (OaB)
MUAHAHAHA- Charlie(OaB)
'Ello Charles my dear Chap- look Snape has entered the room, we must head toward the exit, so as not to be caught in the act of pranking!- Tonks (OaB)
Cherrio Tonks- Dearest Cousin Rachel and Miss Bumbery- Charlie. (OaB)
(Charlie and Tonks Exeunt)
Ello, Happy Halloween everyone!- Jfunk (Alice)
Happy Halloween all- JC (Mad-Hatter, aka M-H)
Happy Halloween all- Mime Girl
Happy Halloween- how stunning we are looking today Alice my dear- Kitty
Why thank you Miss Kitty, you are looking quite pretty today as well- Alice
Alice looks very pretty, would you like some tea Alice?- Mad-Hatter
It would be a pleasure, Mad-Hatter. -Alice
("Alice" and "Mad-Hatter" Exeunt)
Here we are alone again dear Kitty, what shall we do? -Mime Girl
Personally, Mime Girl, I am only here because I am waiting for my dear Dracula to come, ah to speak of the devil, good morning Dracula- Kitty
Morning my dear Kitty- SV (aka Dracula)
Shall we go now dear? - Kitty
Yes we shall- Dracula
("Dracula" and "Kitty" Exeunt)
Lalala I'm so lonesome… I wish some one would come talk with me! - Mime Girl
Bonjur Le Mime, how art thou? - EP (aka Raggity Anne)
Bonjur Raggity Anne, I am well, where is Miseur Raggity Andy? - Mime Girl
To Speak of the Devil! Hello Raggity Andy, I fear we must take our leave soon Mime Girl. - Raggity Anne.
I fear that is true. - RW (aka Raggity Any)
But to be polite we will wait until someone else joins you. - Raggity Anne
Why thank you. - Mime Girl
HaLlOwEeN iS pOiNtLeSs. -PW (Boycotter)
Ta Ta Mime Girl!- Raggity Anne
("Raggity Anne" and "Raggity Andy" Exeunt)
Hello Percy. Don't you have better things to do? -Mime Girl
ChArLoTtE, wIlL yOu StOp AdReSsInG yOuR sElF aS "mImE gIrl" - Boycotter.
No I will not Percy, and your handwriting is IRRITATING! - Mime Girl
No It IsN't - PW
Go AWAY! -Mime Girl
(Pw ExEuNt)
LALALA talking to myself again - Mime Girl
ELLO MS. MIME - FH (QUIDDITCH)
Hello Freddy. - Mime Girl
HI BUMBERY- OW (QUIDDITCH)
Hello Oliver- Mime Girl
YOUR COSTUME IS VERY NICE- FH
Why thank you. -Mime Girl
OUR'S AREN'T VERY ORIGINAL ARE THEY?- OW
No not really. -Mime Girl
WE KIND OF KNEW THAT. OH WELL. SO HOW DO YOU LIKE OUR TEAM SO FAR MIME GIRL?- FH
You mean quidditch? You guys are awesome! I wish I was on the team! - Mime Girl
MAYBE NEXT YEAR, OH LOOK I THINK I SPOT CHARLIE, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO OVER THE PLANS FOR THE DRILLS AGAIN, REMEMBER FREDERICA?- OW
OH YEAH. SORRY, WE GOTTA JET. SEE YOU LATER MIME GIRL. - FH
(FH AND OW EXEUNT)
WHY HELLO CHARLOTTE- CN (SNOW WHITE)
Hello Snow White! -Mime Girl
OH I SEE, WE'RE DOING, THE WHOLE "CALLING EACHOTHER BY OUR COSTUME"-THING. HOW QUAINT. - SNOW WHITE.
Yes, we are, I see you are doing that "quaint" thing, how nice. So how are things with you and Tristan? -Mime Girl
OH THEY'RE GREAT! THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, I TOLD HIM I'D HELP HIM WITH HOMEWORK, GOTTA GO. -SNOW WHITE.
(SNOW WHITE EXEUNT)
WHAT A COOINCIDENCE I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU! - PC (MARY POPPINS)
Really? You were? How nice to hear from you Mary Poppins. -Mime Girl
I'M HERE TOO! - CD (KING ARTHUR)
WOW! I haven't seen you guys in AGES! - Mime Girl
WE MISSED YOU MIME GIRL. RIGHT, KING ARTHUR? -MARY POPPINS
YEPP. - KING ARTHUR
Aww! It's so nice to hear from you guys! So how's your life been? Has Rodger Davies (AKA Stupid Monkey Butt) been bothering you, Mary? - Mime Girl
LIFE'S BEEN GREAT- AND NO, RODGER (MONKEY BUTT) DAVIES HAS NOT BEEN BOTHERING ME. -MARY POPPINS.
I CAN ATTEST TO THAT. -KING ARTHUR.
You know if I didn't know that you guys were together before Arthur said that, I would have known it now… if that makes sense. -Mime Girl
IT DIDN'T BUT THAT'S OKAY. - MARY POPPINS.
HELLO MY DEAR MIME. - AP (GRIMM REAPER)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Get him away from meeeeeeee! -Mime Girl
(KING ARTHUR ESCORTS GRIMM REAPER OFF)
Is he gone? -Mime Girl
YES. ARE YOU OKAY? -MARY POPPINS
I think so. -Mime Girl
Heyy Charlotte, are you okay? I thought I saw the "evil Adrain Puecey, the stalker" near you, so I thought I would see if you were okay… considering you're a mime and can't scream if he was harassing you…. Wow , that was a long ramble… wow I feel awkward… I think I'll stop writing now… - Douglas (Dressed as a pirate)
I THINK I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE. -MARY POPPINS
(MARY EXEUNT)
So… how's life? - Mime Girl
It's been kind of boring with no one to talk to, Savvy? Everyone thinks that I'll go all beserk on them if they mention how Christine broke up with me. -Pirate Boy
Will You? - Mime Girl
Not anymore, at least not with you, because I know you aren't trying to be all, "she was a bitch for doing that to you" and being all insincere. I know you'll tell it how it is. -Pirate Boy
Really? You think so? -Mime Girl
Yeah. -Pirate Boy.
Well that's nice to know. Why don't we eat? -Mime Girl
Sounds like a plan to me. -Pirate Boy
(Pirate boy and Mime girl exit conversation to eat.)
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