A/N: Thanks for reading everyone. This chapter is in celebration of seeing the fifth Harry Potter movie. HARRY IS IN HIS EMO CORNER. Please enjoy this chapter, this is where "B" discovers her random side (well, MORE random side.) (Side Note: I just discovered that the "TM" mark does not get superscripted on here...tear...i hope you get the gist of my idea though.)
Disclaimer: I do not own any emo corners, harry potter, not even the "Trade Marked" stuff, I also do not own any names that are mentioned.
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January 1, 2:36 AM
Diary-
Here are my new year's resolutions:
One- Be more adventurous
Two- New Year, new style! (and yes that means hair color)
Three- I MUST get over my crush on Greens…or at least pluck up the courage to ask him out.
Now I am off to bed.
-CB, IT'S THE NEW YEAR!
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January 1, 11:57 AM
Diary-
Murumph. I have just woken up. Now I can tell you what I got for Christmas from my friends. Mostly it was chocolates (yumm tasty), I also got a book, it looks interesting but I forgot the title…ehehehe.
I am leaving for the train back to Hogwarts soon. I will write more when I get back at Hogwarts.
BY THE WAY- today my hair is caramel colored, thanks to the incantation Tonks taught me.
-CB
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January 1, 8:34 PM
So when I got back, it was all kinda crazy. AS IT TURNS OUT- PREW AND VALLS ARE NO LONGER DATING. How the hell that happened I do not know, something to do with Prew wanting to date more people? Or one of them being immature? Well, oddly enough, now Prew is DATING the one and only RODGER DAVIES. (WHY PREW, WHY?!?!?) I think because Prew started dating her "semi-stalker" it's giving Evil Adrian Pucey The StalkerTM ideas about him and me. Ugh.
I'm off to go lie down. I think I'll lie down on the quid ditch pitch during their practice and hope that randomly a bludger hits me. Woo hoo.
I guess I'll take you with me, diary, considering I might want to record the last moments of my life, or something like that. (More likely take notes on the practice and hope no one notices).
Seeing as I cannot write as I walk, I will stop for now.
-Charlotte
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January 1, 9:03 PM
Wow, I am almost kind of surprised to find the Gryffindor Quidditch team playing right now. The thing I am most surprised at is that no one has noticed me lying here in the snow. Not even a bludger. WOW, am I that invisible? Who knew.
Wow, they're all so good, but I think I could so be a better beater than that Tompkins kid. Meh. Wow, Freddy and Charlie are amazing to watch in action. You gotta give Freddy some respect for being daring, it's like she plays chicken with the keeper. Ha. She practically scared Oliver (Ollie is easier to write, so from now on, he will be Ollie in here, O.K. diary?) off his broom. Besides that Ollie seems like a good keeper.
Oh god, I think someone noticed me. Poop. Uhh, look like you're doing something important, Bumbery, common, change your hair color so as that they do not recognize you, oh god the team is getting closer, I think they're going to kill me….ksjldr
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"DON'T KEEL MEEEEEEEE!"
"Uh…say what?"
"I think she's gone temporarily insane."
"Well, at least she's in Gryffindor, and not a spy for Slytherin."
"Oliver, why do you always worry about spies from other houses, it's not like anyone can't just look from a window and see our practice."
"Meh."
"Well, Freddy does have a point."
"How come you always side with her Charlie?"
"Because she's usually right."
"Uh, I hate to break up this stimulating argument, but she's making a run for it."
"Oh, HEY YOU! YEAH YOU WITH THE BRIGHT PINK HAIR! COME BACK OVER HERE."
"You wanted to talk to me, not kill me right?"
"Yeah, why were you lying on the pitch during our practice."
"I was hoping to get hit by a bludger."
"See she's totally crazy."
"What, my evil stalker thinks I'm going to give him a chance by dating him just because my friend started dating her semi-stalker."
"Hi Bumbery."
"Hey Freddy, Charlie, Ollie. Can I go back to lying down in the snow now, it's kind of comfortable."
"Ollie?"
"Oops, gotta go!"
…
"Well, that was definitely weird."
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January 2, 5:55 AM
Diary,
A quick wish, then I kiss the clock. Ok, I am back. So sorry to leaver you like that last night, I hope you didn't think I was actually DEAD or something. Me? Never. Well, I think I have officially convinced the Gryffindor Quidditch Team that I am totally crazy and I accidentally slipped out calling Oliver, 'Ollie'. God I am stupid sometimes. Oh well, right now, Prew is sitting at the Ravenclaw table, Valls is being comforted by his biffers Joc and Richy. Greens is sitting with me, Ollie and Freddy while Charlie and Tonks are mysteriously gone. I think I know why considering Snape just walked in with Singed hair and no eyebrows. Ehehe, I had a feeling that prank would work. Anyway, Emms and Jfunk are sitting at the other end of the table, doing some extra school work or something.
Wait, are those Fillibuster Fireworks? Haha. That was a nice touch Tonks and Charlie added, having fireworks spell out, 'Bad Hair Day?' behind Snape. Definitely a nice touch.
Oh, I think they're gonna get in trouble, oh well. Uhh, I see The Evil StalkerTM coming over, gotta run.
-Charlotte B.
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January 12, 8:19 PM
Diary,
Sorry it has been so long. I've spent the past to days mostly hiding form The Evil StalkerTM. The rest of the time I've been trying to keep my crush on Greens a secret. Which is hard to do when someone you really care about (even if you've known them only since September) hugs you and you wish he would tell you how he really felt. Ugh. I cannot believe I just wrote that. What if someone finds my diary!
OK! I MUST NOT PANIC! I have my life under control. Alrighty then. Back to the last 10 days of my life. I spent the rest of my time hanging out with the Quidditch team. They're all really cool, even the Tompkins kid who I am a better beater than even though he's a sixth year and I'm a first year. What? I've got mad skills, no one can deny it. Oh and since I've been calling Oliver, Ollie he got mad at me. I am sad. Tear tear. WAH. I think I'm going to bother Ollie! I think he's on the grounds somewhere…
More later,
The most amazing person, prankster, which ever in the existence of the universe, at least in her opnion, Charlotte Bumbery.
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January 12, 10:23 PM
Diary,
Here is the scene which took place and is why Oliver Wood will be forever known as Trish to moi at least:
"Hey Ollie," I came up to Oliver on the grounds, smiling.
Oliver glared at me.
"Is Ollie gonna hafta smack a bitch?" I asked, and the sound of the back of a hand colliding with the side of a head could be heard. "Hey! I didn't mean me!"
Oliver still glared at me.
"Well Ollie, since I can't call you that, how about Ozwald?"
"No."
"Otto?"
"No."
"Oakes?"
"No."
"Octavio?"
"No."
"Odakota?"
"No."
"Odysseus?"
"No."
"Okapi?"
"No."
"Olaf?"
"No."
"Ole?"
"No."
"Oleg?"
"No."
"Omar?"
"No."
"Ozzie?"
"No."
"Edmund?"
"No."
"Peter?"
"No."
"Charles? We could be matching!"
"No."
(it continued like this for a long while, until finally,)
"I KNOW!" I exclaimed, "Okay, Trish."
"What?" Oliver asked, looking for the other person I was talking to.
"From now on you're Trish, Oliver, and there's nothing you can do about it!" I said smiling and running away from a VERY angry Oliver.
Hehe. What? I need to give him a nickname. I'm creative like that. I hope Trish isn't that mad…
More later from the Queen of Huzzahness. (Probably not for at least a week, mostly because of school work.)
-CRB
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January 13, who knows what time
I have discovered someone named Hagrid by mistake. Ampersand ran off. I found him staring up at a humongous man. His name is Hagrid, he does not like cats. He has a boarhound, I do not like dogs. Other than that, he's pretty cool. Although I do not picture him as a Rubeus or Hagrid. He'll be Bruce. So there.
-CB
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Dear Mum,
Happy Birthday. I wish I were there so I could see how much you like it.
I Love You To BITS.
Your Daughter,
Charlotte
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Dear Dad,
Happy Birthday, I really hope you like what I got you. (and also what I gave you) I thought you would appreciate the pictures of the aftermath of recent pranks at Hogwarts.
Wish you were here.
Your Daughter,
Charlotte (Prank Recorder)
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January 25, 11:30 PM
Today I think I just invented something amazing, I shall coin it as "A Look Which Launched A Thousand PranksTM" it shall be my signature look I make when I get an amazing idea…so yeah…
Recently, Christine Nelson and Tristan Sherman broke up. Wow, two boyfriends over less than a school year? She moves quickly I guess, or she gets bored easily, either one. The real reason I am telling you this is because, Christine Nelson is now dating Oliver Wood. Yes Trish in the flesh. I know at least three people who will be hurt by this. 1) Greens 2) Tristan 3) Freddy. Poor girl, I wonder what she's thinking.
God, Greens must be either depressed again, or ignoring it. Oh well, I'm off to prank some random evil Slytherin (maybe The Evil StalkerTM) with Tonks and Charlie.
-CB
PS. My hair today is olive green, you know why? Because I am bored.
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A/N: Press the pretty button, it will make me write more efficently if i know that people besides my friend and myself enjoy this. :)