A/N: YAYS! I feel loved. I have my own personal soundtrack to keep me motivated (as well as reviews!) For any that were wondering, that soundtrack consists of: Paramore, A Fine Frenzy, Plain White T's, Fall Out Boy, Lily Allen, Maroon 5, The Fratellis, OK GO, and Dashboard Confessional. WHAT? There are some pretty catchy songs out there! So, Sorry that I left ya'll with a cliff hanger last time, i'm sorry if this story's getting kind of bland, but it's hard to get all my random plot points in here. I hope you enjoy this chapter, and sorry it's so short!)
DISCLAIMER: AGAIN- I OWN NOTHING DEALING WITH HARRY POTTER. If I did don't you think I'd be busy with having an actual life? Also I do not own Elmo, or any shows he has appeared on.
CLAIMER: I own some very stupid and random plot points...yeah. I also own a shirt which is mentioned in this chapter ('hug it out')
PREVIOUSLY:
"Oh my GOD!" She screamed as the shadow of a person crept closer to her.
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"Why exactly are you screaming Charlotte?" Tonks asked.
"Dunno, maybe I was secretly hoping you'd scream back?"
"Good point. But who're you owling at this time of night?"
"I could almost ask the same thing of you, but I'm owling my family."
"Oh, that's nice. Actually we're here for a prank."
"We?"
"Dear Charles and myself, duh."
"Right, who else would it be."
"Want to help."
"Duh, was there really a point to that question? Just gimme a moment to send this letter off."
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What is this 'burrito' of which you speak?-Tonks
Yeah, what do you mean by 'bur eato'? -Charlie
A) it's burrito, Charlie, b) I just think it would be a funny thing to add to the prank you thought of. C) It's a Mexican food, it's rapped up beans and meat and it's TASTY!
So you want us to dress him up as a burrito as well? -Tonks
Well, YEAH!
HOOOOOKAAAAAAAAY.-Charlie
So are the plans set?
Yeppers, I am ready in my interesting transformed form!-Tonks
See You All In A Bit.
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The whole school looked stunned as a very grumpy Slytherin Prefect walked into the Great Hall. Dressed.As.A.Burrito.
They were still shocked when all of the residents of Slytherin House (including their Head of House) all had their hair, eyebrows and skin a different color. Their hair was gold and red. Their eyebrows were yellow and black. Their skin was orange, blue and bronze. Nothing on them was green, or silver. Their robes were multicolored with all the other houses' colors.
The Great Hall erupted into total chaos with laughter, because it seemed the Slytherins did not know of their odd predicament. The laughter was music to the ears of three specific pranksters, they knew it was a sign of a job well done.
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March 16, During Breakfast
10 DAYS AND COUNTING!
Diary
I am booooooooored I cannot wait until my birthday so bored in fact I am having trouble writing so much trouble writing that I am not bothering with punctuation
Maybe im just having an off day maybe I need more sugar or caffeine yummmmmmm caffeine
I don't know what to write I don't know what to write I don't know what to write I like kitties chichen is a tasty food I never thought that that old muggle way of getting your brain to think of something by writing I don't know what to write would work
Wow all of what I just wrote looks confusing this all looks like one big sentence maybe it is but there are obvious breaks between sentences at least to me
That muggle thing called Elmo scares me
I don't know what else to say
I'll write when I actually remember something interesting
-CB
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Same Day, During Some Boring Class
My hair is blonde today, I think it looks pretty!
Remember how I mentioned Elmo in my last random entry? The one where I was almost depressed and bored? Well, I have a theory about that creepy, creepy puppet. I have a few ideas. One, Elmo is Voldemort, In Disguise, A Very Creepy Red Puppet Disguise. Two, Elmo (or Voldemort) knows where you live and watches you sleep. CREEPY PUPPET! Three, If Elmo is not, in fact The Dark Lord himself, he is his most trusted minion, OR The Dark Lord's Master. Now THAT would not surprise me.
Elmo scares me!!! Although, I do have to admit that the particular shirt I saw in that muggle store with Elmo (Or The Dark Lord) on it, which said 'hug it out' was cute.
I have another theory about Elmo, that he is corrupting the minds of muggle children on those shows he's on, 'Sesame Street' and was it 'Elmo's World'? Also that is my theory for how he found out where Harry and the Potters were living when he tried to kill Harry. Not that Sirius or whatever his name is gave them up, but that, through Elmo, he was able to locate them, and then, eventually kill them.
No I'm not crazy…well not much anyway.
Still 10 Days and Counting!
-Bumbery
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A/N: Hope you liked this chapter, if you review, you get the choice of the love of any of these animals: 1) An adorable orage tabby! 2) An adorable white minature poodle puppy! 3) An adorable grey, orange and cream tabby cat (which is almost a year old...aww!) 4) An adorable doggie (A Yorkshire Terrier) who's named Bubba so he will develop a sense of irony early 5) A VERY HYPER Jack Russle Terrier...
Review please? I swear I update faster with reviews! (BURRITOS ARE TASTY!)
