A/N R&R!!! Forgot my wonderful disclaimer

This all belongs to Stephanie Meyer, if it was mine then I would be rich and famous now wouldn't I?

Rosalie excused herself from the circle of boringness a moment later and dipped into her huge tent. I saw her peeking from the opening flap motioning for me to come. I silently pointed to myself as if asking permission. She nodded impatiently and disappeared once more into the tent. Jasper was looking at me like I had two heads.

"Umm. I'll be right back…ladies moment." He nodded and I went off into the tent. Inside was just about and exact replication of Rosalie's room except without the closet, but no worries there were stacks of clothing to make up for what wasn't there. I heard ruffling from the back corner and walked cautiously over.

"Rosalie?"

A blonde head emerged and quickly ducked back under the piles of… well I don't even know what half this stuff was.

"AH HAH!" She jumped up holding a bottle of what looked like shampoo. Under closer examination though I was able to see that it was hair dye.

"Hair Dye?" I asked nervously. The mischievous grin on her face grew wider.

"Oh yes, hair dye. In rainbow colors!" she clapped excitedly.

"And to whom will we be using this?" I pressed further. She swiftly darted past me to point at Jasper who was staring off into space at the moment.

"Jasper?! Are you insane?" she giggled a little.

"Just a bit. But seriously Bella we have to make our own fun plus Jaspers not one to take you out of a boring situation. It's only a little hair dye…." She was laughing evilly again. Well I guess this is what you get when Rosalie comes out of her shell.

"And how are we going to get this dye in his hair without him noticing? If you haven't noticed, you two really don't sleep all that much so that's out of the question." I argued in hushed whispers. She sighed impatiently.

"Watch and learn inexperienced one."

She dropped the hair dye in my hands and proceeded to skip off to where Jasper was sitting.

"Oh Jasper!" She yelled sweetly. He turned his head and looked at her.

"Yes?"

"You have like globs of leftover gel in your hair, would you like me to get them out for you. Because you know when guys try and do it they pull out their hair and that's not very good cause you see-." She was cut of by Jasper.

"Fine just do it quick I hate when people touch my hair." She turned and grinned victoriously at me and came dancing back.

"See? Not that difficult." I rolled my eyes and followed her too get what we needed. Rosalie tugged out a whole other suitcase and quickly unzipped it grabbed brushes and combs. She armed me with one brush, once comb, a little bowl of the rainbow hair dye, and an applicator. Armed with her own set of beauty weaponry she charged out like a soldier to Jasper.

"This is going to be fun." She muttered while I silently thought,

"Alice is going to kill me."

Jasper turned to us then back to the fire he had built. He quickly did a double take.

"Uh what is all that stuff?" He asked nervously. Rosalie as always was prepared for such questioning.

"Oh don't worry Jasper but if you want us to get all that sticky gel out without pulling out chunks of hair then we are going to have to use a little product. Trust me I do this with Emmet all the time." Jasper nodded and turned away. Rosalie pointed to one side of head, motioning with her hands that she would do that one and for me to get started on the other one. Well if I was going to do this I would do it right at least. I put a brush through his hair, to get out the nonexistent knots, and got to work. I applied what seemed like reasonable gobs of dye to the applicator and with a little hesitation, ran it through a small chunk of hair. I continued doing highlights, not wanting to die his whole head but just put a little color in it. Rosalie was being quick and precise on the other side, quite obviously enjoying herself. I had to admit this was fun, I never thought I would ever get to make Jasper look like a clown. We met up in the back of his head where Rosalie quickly and flawlessly finished the job. She came around to inspect my side, gave the Rosalie nod of approval and told jasper to wait fifteen minutes so the product could "work its magic".

We retreated back into the tent and waited anxiously for fifteen exact minutes. Rosalie then dragged out a barrel of water.

"Where did you get that and what are we using it for?" I questioned. She rolled her eyes

"First of all not important, and second of all we have to wash the dye out duh." She rolled her eyes and effortlessly lifted the barrel over her head, ran over to Jasper, and poured it all over him.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF-." His rant was quickly ended when he looked down and saw a rainbow of colors washing away with the water. He darted into his tent and grabbed a mirror.

"NO! OH MY GOD! ROSALIE BELLA I…AM…GOING…TO…MURDER…YOU!" By the time he came out, he was calm and collected as always. His hair was dry now with impeccable rainbow highlights. I could Rosalie was also struggling not to laugh. She glanced at me and we both exploded. Jasper shot us a glare and muttered something under his breath that sounded like.

"You ain't seen nothing yet."

A/N Next up… Jasper's REVENGE!