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Through The Ages
Chapter 3: 30 Years Later
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Quote: "Honey! I brought home another basket of puppies!"
Story time ;)
"I feel so old."
"Honestly, Ichigo, don't start with me. I'm in a really bad mood today…and you don't even have any grey hairs yet."
"Yeah, well you don't have any pink ones! NYAH!!"
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"So, how is our Basset Hound doing?"
"Basset Hound? Where? We have a dog? Seriously?"
"I bought him yesterday, Ichigo honey, remember?"
"Yesterday? When was that? Oh, yesterday. Oh, that Basset Hound. Yeah, he's outside."
"…Didn't you put him outside at five P.M. yesterday?"
"Yeah."
"And you still haven't brought him in?!"
"Well, he had to go real bad."
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"Do you ever think about the color blue? Like it might be the master of all colors?"
"No, I don't, actually…"
"Oh. Well, 'cause last week, you know, there was this blue thing, and it started to talk to me, and it seemed to like broccoli, and—hey, what are you doing?"
"Yup, you have a fever, hun. Let's get you to bed and I'll call the men in white coats…"
"They're not white. They're blue. Haven't we talked about this?"
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"Have you heard about the new craze?"
"What new craze?"
"The new craze, Ryou. Get with the program."
"I don't watch the news, or read the paper. What are you talking about?"
"The new craze, duh. Must I reiterate?"
"Yes Ichigo hun, but what new craze are you talking about, exactly?"
"The new one."
"…After 30 years, I should know better than to bother asking."
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The Insane Lugian
P.S.: If you like this story, you should check out my other TMM fic, Random Randomness.