A/N It's Jasper's Turn READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!

Jasper POV

Rainbow. They has to use rainbow. Not only was this extremely difficult with my bloodlust, but now I look like some gay freak from an eighties comeback band. While Rosalie and Bella stay huddled in their mongo tent, I had to plan. Hair Dye was good but I could do better. What I didn't know is who I was going to get first. I would enlist the help of one of them to make sure that it was done right. I knew for sure that the hair dye was Rosalie's evil plan but it was so much easier to get Bella. Plus at times I was scared of Rosalie and even more of Emmet. Edward I could handle though. Add the fact that Bella slept making for perfect opportunity, I had a winner. Easy part out of the way now for the tricky stuff. I had to use my surroundings. I looked around the dense forest, scheming different things that I could do. Walking around I stumbled upon a large mud pit. Yup this could definitely work. I scoped the area, marking places that seemed to work. I ran full speed back to the campsite to find Bella and Rosalie laughing around the fire like they were old chums. They saw me and laughed even harder. This was going to get annoying.

"Ok is it really necessary to laugh at me whenever you see me. I think you've done enough." I said through gritted teeth. I sent immense feeling of humility toward them. They both looked at each other and then checked themselves, probably to make sure they were wearing pants. I grinned in spite of myself.

"Not cool man" Rosalie muttered while patting down her flawless hair. Bella gave up on trying to figure out what was wrong and just sat there blushing. I eased up on the emotions.

"Bella why don't you go make some dinner? Edward would kill us if he thought we weren't feeding you." Bella nodded and stalked off into the tent to grab something to eat. I inched my way closer to Rosalie to tell her my brilliant plan.

"So Rosalie how are you on this fine day?" I asked casually. She turned her head slowly to look at me. She sighed.

"What's your plan?" Man she was good at reading people. I would have to remember that…

"Well I had a couple ideas…" I grabbed her hand and led her out to the mud pit showing her exactly what I was going to do. She nodded clearly understand the mechanics which only she could probably figure out. We hurried back to camp hoping Bella wouldn't notice our absence. Too late.

"Hey where did you guys go?" She asked suspiciously. Always observant. Sometimes annoyingly so.

"We where just taking a walk. It is absolutely gorgeous out today." She nodded obviously believing the lie. We all sat down around the fire as the sun began to set. The air was filled with awkward silence. Until Bella decided that this was no fun.

"So who wants to hear a funny joke." She asked cheerfully.

"Sure why not. Shoot." I said really in the mood for anything at the moment.

"Okay so, a man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!" Oh man blonde jokes. Either Bella was incredibly stupid or she really brave to be saying these kinds of jokes in to a crowd of two incredibly blonde vampires. Realization suddenly dawned on her.

"Oh…my bad… but Jasper you're not really all that blonde anymore." Rosalie cracked up and Bella grinned evilly. Oh tonight was going to be fun. I let it slide and suggested she go to bed since she was beginning to yawn every 15 seconds.

"Goodnight have nice dreams." She said mockingly as she marched to the tent. Once we were sure she was in bed Rosalie and I got to work. While I sent intense waves of lethargy over Bella to keep her asleep Rosalie worked on attaching ropes to the mattress. When she gave me the thumbs We began to drag the air mattress out to the mud pit. Many more ropes and other assorted things were tied and worked out so this would end just right. Once it was completed Rosalie and I waited for morning to put our plan into action.

After several hours I let up my power on Bella and she began to stir a little causing the mattress to move in the mud. Perfect.

"So go over what we have to pull again" I told Rosalie since she was the grand designer of all this. Once I had it worked into memory I directed my waves of lethargy over Rosalie. She collapsed to the ground, knocked out. Doing that took a lot out of me but it would be worth it in the end. I laid Rosalie down on the mattress right next to Bella and sent them further adrift into the mud. The ropes became taut once they reached the middle. Perfect. The sun rose over the horizon and I let up my power completely. Both Rosalie and Bella woke up at the same time in the middle of the mud. Both had the same expression.

"What the…" They looked at each other then around them. Two shrieks filled the air.

"Hey guys!" I shouted to them and waves. They looked at me and that's when I pulled the rope. The mattress flipped over leaving both Rosalie and Bella in the mud. Victory. They screamed and waded their way out, yelling..

"Ew… Gross…JASPER!" I laughed loudly until they both came out. They both came out soaked in mud and glaring daggers at me. I let them continue walked toward until they got to the right spot. Rosalie's eyes widened and before she could even finish

"Oh crap…" I pulled the other rope so that a huge barrel of water came down on them.

"Sorry you guys were a little dirty soo…"

Rosalie stalked off past me fuming and muttering profanities under her breath. Bella who was shaking stopped in front of me grinned and said.

"Touché"

A/N Ha I like it. R&R!!!!!!! Next up Departure …I think