Let the battles beguine!
Keres watched them stand there, not making a single move.
So first they "challenge" me to a fight and then they just stand there doing absolutely nothing? From what I've seen so far they must be good, because if they weren't they would already have attacked me. And those cloaks clearly point out that their not from some ordinary gang. Hmm, those cloaks seem so familiar where have seen those before? I have to be careful.´
Normal POV
The two Akatsuki members just stood there observing the woman. Exchanging looks they started approaching her.
Ah, so it begins!' Keres thought with a smirk.
Hidan took a kunai and threw it aiming for Keres' leg, but she avoided the flying object easily by jumping back a few feet.
Keres POV
This is going to be fun´
Keres bit her finger and drew blood and then went through some fast hand seals.
'Twin blood clones.' And smoke covered the area. When the smoke cleared you could see two identical women.
Then without a word the two women sprinted of in different directions. Hidan and Kakuzu split up, each of them following one clone.
Hidan's POV
The clone turned around and faced Hidan, kunai in hand. He quickly took out a kunai and charged at her. The clone easily blocked his strike at her chest and took out a second kunai and tried to slash him across the stomach. Hidan jumped away and narrowly avoided the kunai. He disappeared and reappeared behind her and held a kunai at her throat. The woman then just 'poofed' away, leaving a little stunned Hidan.
"So it was a clone... damn how embarrassing."
Keres POV
'Yes! I think I have lost him for a while. Now I just have to make a clone and then I'll be gone.' She made a clone and then jumped onto a rooftop hiding, waiting for the cloaked man to appear, while her clone stood on the ground.
'Oh! Here he comes.' Keres could not help but snicker softly.
Kakutzu's POV:
'Now where is that little kunochi?' He thought scanning the area. His gaze stopped at a figure in the middle of a clearing.
'Ah! There she is.' He thought smirking evilly.
Kakutzu watched the woman standing there making herself another clone and then jump up on one of the rooftops hiding.
'Trying to fool me I see?'
A smirk crept onto his lips as he made himself a clone and let it battle the clone while he snuck up behind the kunochi himself.
He heard the woman snicker and say how stupid she thought he was.
Keres POV
"Oh man! This is so easy. He hasn't even noticed that he's fighting one of my clones."
But unknown to her a dark figure was sneaking up behind her.
At hearing this, Kakuzu's smirk only grew, and then he pushed some pressure points and on the woman's neck and she went limp.
Keres suddenly felt a presence behind her.
Oh crap!´ She thought and then everything went black.
After a moment Hidan met up with Kakuzu who was carrying the unconscious woman on his shoulder.
They then where on their way back to the Akatsuki headquarters.
A Few miles away;
The real Keres sat in a tree, waiting for her raven, Nemesis, to arrive while snickering at how stupid the two men where to not to notice that she had escaped and that they where carrying her clone.
Flashback:
After Keres had made her two clones she had used a transportation jutsu and teleported to a safe place a few miles way while the dust settled and then continued to watch the fight.
(A/N; Keres twin blood clones are very strong because HER blood and charka is in them. She can control them from a far distance and she can also see what they see through the clones' eyes. In this case she decided to put some less charka in one of them so it would poof away when it got wounded, while the other would only perish when she set it free.)
End of Flashback
She heard the sound of wings and turned her eyes towards the sky and saw Nemesis.
The raven flew to his mistress and sat down on her shoulder.
"Ah! Hello Nemesis where have you been? I have been waiting for you, you know. Ah never mind! I want you lend me your eyes my friend and follow the two men wearing black cloaks whit red clouds on, carrying my clone.
The raven 'crowed', meaning that he got it and then flew away following the two men.
Keres then once again settled down in the tree and closed her eyes and used her bond with the raven and saw in her inner eye how the raven saw the world.
The Akatsuki headquarters
Hidan and Kakutsu had finally arrived at the headquarters with the "unconscious" woman, and went for two big wooden doors and knocked on them twice. Then a deep voice could be heard from the inside.
"Enter!"
And they did.
The room was dark, they walked to the center and laid the, still unconscious, woman down on the floor and walked up and stood in front of a desk.
The dark voice could be heard once again.
"I take it as you have had some complications on your mission, what happened?"
"Well you see…" Hidan started.
When they had told Leader what happened, Leader spoke:
"Wake the girl."
Hidan walked up to the woman who lied on her side while her hair covered her face.
Hidan crouched down and pushed some chakra points on the girl's neck in order to wake her… but nothing happened.
'What's wrong with her, why's she not waking up? She should be up by now.' thought Hidan. He decided to check on the girl and turned her onto her back, and then suddenly a snore could be heard echoing through the room, the noise coming from the small woman lying on the floor.
She was sleeping...And snoring.
Everyone in the room (all the Akatsuki members where gathered in the room) sweet-dropped on their head except one, our favorite sharingan user Itachi, who just watched the sleeping woman with a stoic face. After recovering of the light shock Hidan shook the girl so she would wake up.
A few miles away from the Akatsuki headquarters a raven haired woman lied sound asleep in a tree
Somewhere on the way of the back to the headquarters the woman had dozed off. That was until she fell down from her tree, due to her clone being shook. Keres had forgotten to cut her link between her clone before she fell asleep, so she would now respond to that happened to her clone, and the clones movements also.
Ouch, damn I have to remember not to fall asleep again in a tree while I'm connected with one of my blood clones´ Keres thought.
'What now. Oh! Now I remember, my clone was kidnapped.'
(Still linked with her clone) Keres sat up and leaned against the tree that she just fell from and closed her eyes and concentrated on her clone.
Now she could see a room that was dimly lit. She felt the presence of ten people in the room standing around her, looking at her from the shadows but she didn't care so much, she just stood up (her clone) and let out a small yawn and stretched she then focused her eyes on her surroundings.
Leader speaking; Who are you? He asked the woman.
But she just ignored him, while she was looking around.
Keres POV;
Keres looked around the room taking in her surroundings while ignoring the question she was being asked And what she saw almost made her heart stop. So many strong souls all gathered in one room just waiting for her to be collected
Normal POV;
Suddenly the once calm woman squealed like a little child and took something out of the little bag she carried on her hip.
It was a book and on it stood "Bingo book for pretty eyes". She then started running around the room asking the names of the different persons, all being so shocked that they answered her and before they knew what had happened they had give her their names.
When she was ready she just stood there in the middle of the room taking in her surroundings with an expressionless face.
The Akatsuki members just watched the strange girl, first she had ran around the room like a little child and now she just stood there with no emotions on her face.
And then an 'Hmf!' could be heard from the girl.
The Leader who was already a little bit irritated for not receiving an answer from the girl the first time, asked again who she was, but she continued to ignore him.
Keres talked out loud for her self without herself noticing;
"Hm, those black cloaks with the red clouds seem so familiar. What was the name of that organization again? It was something like Chakaboki no, Bakatsuki no. Aka something aka, aka, Akatsuki! Yes that's the it."
And for the second time a sweet drop graced the head of the Akatsuki members.
Leader spoke irritated: Mark my words woman this is the last time I'll ask you: Who are you, and if you don't answer me then-
Keres: And then what? Are you big bad men going to hurt little me? (She said in a taunting voice) I don't think so.
Man your all stupid if you haven't noticed that you can't hurt me.
This only confused the members more. And finally Deidara had to ask the question that they all asked themselves.
"Ah! Un, what do you mean by not noticing it yet?"
Keres: And here I thought that you where the great Akatsuki, well I guess that I was wrong. Keres sighed.
But then an evil smirk crept to her lips.
"To answer your question I think I'll just show you."
She said making all the members go into high-alert, waiting for her to make some kind of move to attack them. But what happened next none of them could have even image.
The woman poofed away in a cloud of smoke, leaving a note behind saying; "Keres' clone was here xP"
Leaving the dumbstruck Akatsuki members in the dark room (O.o).
Itachi's POV;
'WTF, she was just a clone, and I didn't notice it whit my sharingan, OMG! Has my eyesight gone that bad!?
Back to normality;
Leader was now beyond pissed, fuming in his seat behind the desk.
"Find her and bring the REAL girl this time". He said with a voice that would even make hell freeze over on one of its warmest days (that saying quite much).
And then all the Akatsuki members went hunting for the konochi, now known as Keres.
A/N: If you are really, REALLY nice I will add Itachi in the following chappie XP