Disclaimer: I own nothing, except some Moxie and Mountain Dew. And my name is not Stephanie Meyer. And I don't own SpongeBob either
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Rosalie and SpongeBob
Rose's PoV
I could not believe what my stupid husband was doing. I sighed and continued to watch him run around with a pair of underwear on his head. He was singing too, it sounded like something out of a horror movie. Come to think of it it sounded like a constipated whale... I rolled my eyes and walked back into the house, where I tried to ignore whale-like sounds coming from the yard. I decided to watch some TV.
I turned on the big screen TV that graced our living room and flipped through the channels looking for something to watch. I hit the Cartoon Network and decided to stay there and watch some mindless TV show made for ten-year-olds.
"And now for Sponge Bob Square Pants!" said one of the announcers. SpongeBob Square Pants? What was this world coming to?
Edward's PoV
I was in my bedroom with Bella when I heard hysterical laughter coming from the living room. Bella looked up and asked, "What's that? It sounds like a hyena!"
"I don't know," I replied. "But I'm going to go find out. Stay here, I'll be right back."
She shook her brunette head, "No way am I missing this!"
I sighed, "Alright, but if it's horrific don't blame me."
We walked down the stairs and peeked into the living room. Rose was sitting on the couch laughing her head off. She was watching a show called SpongeBob Square Pants. By far this was one of the funniest things that had happened in years!
Bella's PoV
As Edward and I walked down the stairs I contemplated what all the laughing was about. I hoped it was nothing gross, or weird. When Edward and I peeked into the living room we saw Rosalie sitting on the couch laughing her head off. She was watching SpongeBob. This topped all the weirdness that I had ever seen. It even topped Emmett running around with underwear on his head.
I giggled quietly and Rosa looked up at us. There were tears of joy in her eyes, but they were immediately replaced by the usual malice.
"Oh," she said. "I was just seeing what the show was about. It wasn't even that funny." She stood up and stalked out of the room.
Edward started laughing, "Well that was fun!"
"Oh, yah it was!" I laughed. "I would have never thought in a million years that Rosalie would have done something like that!"
We laughed and talked as we walked up the stairs to Edward's room. After we had calmed down, Edward and I got back to studying. About two minutes later we heard the TV blast the SpongeBob theme song. And I think Rosa was singing along!
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbent, yellow, and porous is he? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"