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Emmett and the Disappearing CD:

This is a request for A Frozen Touch, read and enjoy.

Emmett's PoV

I wandered around trying to find my Fall Out Boy CD, but it was no where! And I mean nowhere, I even checked on the roof, in Edward's room, and in all the toilets! Then I saw it sitting on an end table in the living room. How could I have missed that? I asked myself. It was so stupid, "Rose, I found it!" I called to my wife. When I looked back at the table... The CD was gone! How could this be happening! And to me too! I'm such a nice person! It's not fair!

"Rose," I called, maybe she'd have some intelligence for me...

"Yes, dear," Asked Rose as she entered the room, looking as stunning as ever. You know what forget the CD I want to...

"EMMETT!" Came Edward's predictable yell, "I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!"

I sighed, it was hard having a "brother" that could read your mind. "Rose, have you seen my Fall Out Boy CD?"

She stared at me, "I thought you just found it, what happened?"

"It disappeared when I called you."

"That's odd," she said, raising one of her perfect eyebrows.

"What even odder is that this has been happening to me all week. Yesterday my laptop disappeared. And the day before that my English textbook went 'poof' and was gone."

Then I thought of something, "Hey, wait a minute... Just before my text book disappeared Jasper walked into my room. And just before my laptop went away Alice asked if she could look in our bathroom for a hair thing that she lost. And just before my CD was gone Edward asked if he could borrow a book... And he hates my books! I think their stealing my stuff and hiding it!"

If Rose could've turned paler she would've. "Now, dear, don't be paranoid. I'm sure it's just your imagination." When she said "imagination" she made a little rainbow with her hands. How does she do that...?

"I may be paranoid but I'm probably right, excuse me, I have to go give Jasper a swirly and make him tell." I stalked regally out of the room.

Rose's PoV

I sighed; the family's little game of Hide Emmett's Stuff was over. I heard the toilet flush, poor Jasper. Then I thought of something... Something that could keep our little game in play...

"Emmett," I called.

Emmett rushed down the stairs, "Did you find the stuff? Quick! Give it to me before Jasper gets his head out of the toilet!"

I smiled, and beckoned him, "Come upstairs and forget your stuff, you don't need it now."

Emmett got my drift, grinned, picked me up, and ran up the stairs to our room. He dropped me on the bed and slammed the door.

General PoV

Edward pulled on Jasper's shoulders, "HARDER!" screamed Jasper from the depths of the toilet. "I DON'T LIKE IT IN HERE!" Edward pulled harder and Jasper popped out of the toilet with a... Well... Pop!

"I can't believe he stuffed you in there again!" Edward said in astonishment, "You'd think after being grounded for a year twenty times would knock it through his skull!"

Jasper opened the linen closet and pulled out a towel. "You forget, brother, that Emmett has a very hard skull." He said, toweling his hair. "It's very fortunate that he didn't find his stuff, otherwise you'd be next.

Edward smiled, "That's where we differ, Jasper, I don't fit in the toilet."

Jasper smiled back, "To true, to true."

They wandered up to Alice and Jasper's bathroom and opened her closet door; it was packed with Emmett's things.

Alice bounced in, "It's a wonderful hiding spot," she said, giggling, "He'd never come in here if he didn't want to get a makeover.

They all laughed.

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