A/N: One crappy oneshot coming up
I dont own FMA ; ; wish I did tho.
It was one silent night in Amestris when Edward Elric, The Fullmetal Alchemist, hero of the people and all around No. 1 Shrimp, Shouted form his room in Eastern Headquarters. Something was going on and it woke quite afew people. Even one Edward feared sometimes. As Alphonse came into the room a female voice stoped him from speaking. "What the hell is goin' on here?" the voice said. It turned out to be Alexis Rose, their traveling companion, Edward looks at her and Alphonse. "i got...writing Block..." He mumbled.
"Writers Block? You aren't Writing to the Colonel are you brother?" Alphonse asked. "No I'm writing...a book..." He mumbled the last part, which made Alexis Eyes light up. "Hey let me see whatcha got so far!!" She said
"NONO!!!" Edward retorted back.
"C'mon Shrimpy!!"
"WHO YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE NEEDS A CRANE TO LIFT A PEN?!"
"She didnt say that brother."
"let me see!!!!"
"NO!"
after afew minutes off both Edward and Alexis running around the Room the two were wiped out. Or so Alexis thought when she sat down. Edward shot right out the door and ran down the hall. "EDWARD THATS IT LET ME SEE THAT PAPER!!!!" She yelled chasing after him. "brother! Alexis! Stop it!" Alphonse said running after the two.
The two continued running before they heard a voice that they wished they didnt. "Fullmetal why are oyu running around my headquarters in your pajamas?" the voice said, it was that of the one and only Colonel Roy mustang and over all bastard of east HQ. He did noticed the paper in Edwards hand and snatched it away. "NOOO DONT LOOK!!!" Edward said. Roy held it above his head and watched in amusement as Edward tried to get it. Alexis laughed at this as Edward gave up, She and Alphonse walked behind Roy to look at the paper. "oh, my, god!" Alexis said before falling to the floor laughing loudly. "Brother how could you write that?!" Alphonse said in a shocked tone that echoed though his armor. "OH,OH THAT RICH!!!" Alexis laughed.
All Roy did was stare at the paper which did have the words "The day Edward Elric beat Roy Mustangs pompous sarcastic, Shrimp calling Ass!! -by Edward Elric" Along with afew lines. Mustang only smirked, "Why Fullmetal, making a story about me? Im touched Shrimp." he said...
Afew hours later mustang was found with three broken bones and a bruised up face. Edward finely found the finishing touch to his story:
"And so Edward Elric beat Roy Mustang by calling up all his old girlfriends and having them menially attack the man...
-the End"
"Wow Ed...thats...nice..I guess" Alexis said reading it. "yeah brother you sure do know how to make a story." Alphonse replied just as 'this is bad, but not wroth the risk of saying' Tone.
"OH SHUT UP!!!"
A/N: Heh heh one of my freak 4 in the morning oneshots xD Poor Roy.
Alexis: Please Review!
1st : Alexis likes to abuse Edward sometimes with her Hidden Fury hammer.
Alexis: I DO NOT!!!
2nd : Second part of chap. 4 where Ed wrote a letter to the bastard Col. About scar XD Alexis thought it said otherwise xD