Last time I left off, I, Jameson Thornwood, and Rusl left Ordon to look for the kids of the town.

Warning: May contain spoilers

Chapter 7

Rusl and I were heading to Snowhorn, the land of yetis. The traveling was very slow; we walked the whole time. Rusl said that I would put to much strain on Yuki's leg and she would get even more hurt.

'I am sooo bored right now!' I complained.

As soon as Rusl and I had left the Faron Provenience, a weird feeling came over me. It was like darkness was surrounding me. But, I'm sure that I was imagining things.

I started humming a tune. It wasn't exactly a tune, just some random notes.

"What song is that?" asked Rusl.

I sighed, "No song, just notes."

I sort of feel bad for Rusl at the moment. I mean really, I'm sure that he actually wants a conversation, when I clearly don't. I am about the most depressed person when I'm on a mission or journey without any good friends. I really hate having to travel in a large group, like in an army. I suck at marching unison. Whoa, I am getting a bit off topic; that ain't like me.

Now I'm amusing myself with swishing my sword around the wind, occasionally cutting some grass.

"Jameson, look, what's that?" asked Rusl suddenly.

I looked to what Rusl was pointing at. It looked like a small body on long legs was running at us. Giant clouds of dust were coming up from behind the creature, so I couldn't tell if the little thing was being chased.

"Just a black creature, just except the body isn't black." I said.

"Come on! We need to move!" yelled Rusl right as I went back to cut the grass. He grabbed my upper-arm and pulled me to safety. The small annoyance rushed past us, and I finally saw what was chasing it.

It was those giant pigs!

The leader of the group had stopped chasing the creature and turned around; directly at Rusl, Yuki and I.

The pigs charged. We couldn't exactly run away, those pigs are sooo fast.

"What do you suggest we do, James?"

"I have absolutely no clue." I replied.

The pig leader and its two lackeys, surrounded us. Yuki started hissing. The three of us were each staring at one pig. I, of course, was staring at the leader.

My clever-nature had taken over my body. The problem is that the only thing I could come up with doesn't save me.

I sighed-hating this decision- then I spit at the pig. I wasn't sure if the leader knew English, but I still said, "Come on! You don't need these two." The leader put on a questioning face.

I continued, "This one is an old man with a sword," I indicated Rusl.

'Augh, I hate insulting a friend…'

"And this one is a nearly-crimpled and enlarged house cat." I indicated Yuki. I could feel Yuki's claws dig into my boot.

'Hah hah, Yuki, you're a laugh!'

The leader pig lowered his spear and poked my shoulder. He said-in horrible English, by the way-,"You, better?"

"Yes, of course. I used to be a knight at hyrule-"

"HYRULE???" the leader bellowed.

"Yes, I still live there. I know the princess." I said in brag-tone.

I waited for a moment to see what the leader would say.

Finally, the leader said, "You," he indicated Rusl, "Take cat. And go to princess. Tell princess, dat friend," he indicated me, "in trouble."

There was a silence. I stomped on Rusl's foot to tell him that it was fine.

Rusl said, "Yes, ok."

I could see out of the side of my eye Rusl slowly get on Yuki.

"Go!" commanded one of the lackeys.

Rusl said something in Yuki's ear that I couldn't hear. Yuki ran off.

'What the crap did I just do?' I thought.

"Knight," said the leader, "come."

'Hmm, what should I do now to keep my life? Ah! I got it!'

"Wh-what would-d you d-do if I didn't?" I asked.

"Human! Come!" he commanded.

'What a horrible vocabulary he has!'

The two lackeys closed in on me and started laughing.

I sniffed and rubbed my eyes. "Fine!" I declared, "My friend will come back, I know he will!"

"Hah, very funny, human. Don't count on it." Said the lackey who hasn't spoken before this.

'Wow, he actually has good English skills..' I thought astounded.

I slowly stepped forward and there was a thump on my head. It had made me fall, but it didn't knock me out. I had just kept playing along.

Something had poked my back. I didn't respond to the poke, so I'm guessing the pigs thought I had blacked out.

I heard some sliding sounds, and then there were two pairs of feet coming toward me. It was hard to breath slowly, because I was truly frightened.

One of the pairs of feet stopped moving, that one was near me. The other pair went past me; I'm guessing toward the leader.

The pair went soon near me again. Something went close to me and I was lifted up. That was what I was afraid of. I was always bad at getting a semi-dead body. Something hard hit the back of my head, and -just my luck- I was completely knocked out.

My last thought before I was knocked out was this:

'How will I get myself out of this?'

End Chapter

A/N: Happy New Years:D Ahem, anyway, my brother and I sold our gamecube today and bought Red Steel and Marvel Ultimate Alliance for the wii. I basically helped my bro pay for the marvel game, even though I didn't want it. His argument was that I would be unbanned from the wii. Later in the afternoon, my bro had seen me reading my reviews and he saw how I was going to sneak play the wii, and he banned me again…

No, don't worry, RainingHearts, I don't blame you… or hold grudges… Any way, please review:D