Last time I left off, I, Jameson Thornwood, was captured by those horrible pig+rider things.

Warning: May contain spoilers

Chapter 8

I awoke to lurching feelings. I opened my eyes. I was tied on a pole that was on the pig+rider leader. I tried to put my head down enough so I could try to rip whatever they tied me to the pole. As soon as I looked down, I saw that they tied me to the pole with chain as thick as my fist.

I tried to reach for my sword, but nothing was there. I saw a familiar glint of light on the-short and stubby- leg of the leader. The leader had put my belt on his leg.

'Hah, he is so fat that he had to do that?'

I decided that it would be best if I just chilled for now. It was a bit hard though; the lurching made me want to throw up.

I looked at my surroundings to see that I was still in Hyrule Fields, I couldn't tell what part I am in, though.

I could see that in front a ways, that there was a pot-hole.

'I wonder if the leader can see it..'

Apparently, he couldn't.

'This is gonna smart…'

The giant pig under the leader stepped in the hole and fell on the ground, taking the leader and I with it.

And, of course, I blacked out again as soon as I hit the ground.

This time, I woke up to a cold feeling all around me. I opened my eyes to see absolutely nothing. The ground below me felt really cold. There was no dirt on the ground, so I decided that it was artificial.

I looked to my left; I saw a torchlight coming my way. I decided that I should pretend to sleep to see what-if any- I could find out. There was a horrid, rancid smell heading toward me.

"What do we do now that we got Knight's food?" asked a voice that sounded like the lackey that's well trained in English.

"Put food in Knight's cage. Then we must leave." Said a certain fat leader.

I waited until there was a loud thud right next to me. Something jabbed my shoulder.

"Knight, knight! Wake up!" I turned around, pretended to look tired. "Eat the food. I am going to leave a light. We must go again."

I nodded my head, "Yeah, ok."

The lackey left a torch in a small handle. I'm guessing that I'm in a cave.

The evil pig riders left me and I turned to my food. It was inside a hastefully made bag. I untied the string holding the bag together, and I saw that they had gotten me fish. I touched the fish on top and they had already been cooked.

'How nice of those evil pig riders! I thought that they would have gotten me something like a dead and uncooked deer.'

I picked up a fish and took a bite of it.

'Mmm, that some good fish!'

I gladly ate the fish and soon after I began to get very bored. Then I realized that I would need to get out of here. I looked at the dirt around my cage and saw a few twigs. I grabbed them with my legs sticking out of the cage. I dug a small, but large enough, hole right next to the cage. I put all but one twig in the hole. I held the twig on the tip of my hand and reached out to see if I could touch the torch.

'Score!'

The twig was able to catch the flame. I had just forgotten what I was going to do. I thought for a bit as the flame on the almost touched my hand. I waved my hand frantically when the flame did actually touch it.

'Great! My time here is gonna suck!'