1 WITCHES KNOW BEST
Danny and sam edition
stef is in the room with danny and sam but no ash.
Stef: Welcome back, We got Sam and Danny in here with us until they can admit they're in love.
Sam and Danny: WE ARE NOT IN LOVE!
Stef: See what I mean. Hey where's my sister
ash: here I am. ash walks in wearing a leather mini skirt and a red very tight strapless tube top
danny and all the men in the audience: drooling
ZAP she's wearing what she was wearing in the last chapter.
Stef: Hey we're trying to get them together not apart
ash: hey that was my fave outfit and I need a boyfriend.
Ash: besides danny is hot. winks at danny
Stef: so go to the club like everyone else
Stef: Did you forget the concept of the show?
Ash: hey just because he's hot does not mean I don't want to get danny and sam together. Ok. Now I am going to go change.
Stef: I already changed you.
Ash: I am NOT wearing this again. zaps herself. Comes out with leather hip huggers and sams shirt only dark red with a black oval.
Sam: Why is she wearing my shirt?
Stef: Don't mind her, she loves the attention
ash: I DO NOT. Ok maybe I do so what I don't have a problem. Oh and to answer sams question its cute.
Stef: Whatever. So lets get started. Sam, when Paulina was over-shadowed by Kitty why did you punch a locker, put the flag on a mail box, and crunched a napkin holder
Sam: Cause I was mad
ash: and why were you mad?
Sam: Cause I was jel.. oh no i almost walked myself in the door.
Ash: stef did you use the 2 minute truth serum?
Stef: Have it right here. gives it to Sam Tell us again why u got mad?
Sam: Because Danny deserves better
ash: ok we are getting no where. Now for the challange. Ok it is the truth or dare challenge. I ask for sam and stef asks for danny. And you guys only answer got it.
Stef: Danny, Truth or dare
danny: um...truth
Stef: Do you love Sam?
Danny: I refuse to answer
Stef: Why is because it's true. Anyway that's not a choice, It's TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny: um...uh...well you see.
Ash: we are getting no where sis how about I just ask sam now. We are obviously getting nothing and besides if he makes his confessions now then this will be the last chapter.
Stef: Fine
ash: ok sam truth or dare
sam: dare
ash: smiles evilly I dare you to let me change your outfit
Sam: like what?
Ash: you'll see evil laugh
Sam: Uh oh
ash: zaps sam and she comes out with black leather hip huggers, a lavender belly top (shows all of the stomach) that is long sleeved that has bell bottom sleeves and black stiletto leather high heels.
Danny: drooling
Ash: oh I almost forgot the hair. zaps sam again and she has her hair down and to her back
Sam: Cute, but very uncuffy. Please change me back, I'm losing goth indifference.
ash: are you kidding me. Look at dannys reaction. He is so drooling over you.
Danny: am not
ash: you want more reasons to wear it fine. Its cute, its semi goth, and its very unique. No girl would be caught dead in that shirt. Its is so 80s yet still very cute.
Sam: It is cute, fine i'll keep it
Ash: good. Now time for facts. fact 1: stef has the power of love and can tell when your in love. Stef what do you see in them.
Stef: An unbreakable bond. Wow I haven't seen two people in more in denial, wait i've never seen two people more in denial then those 2
ash: see. You are in love
danny and sam: WE ARE NOT IN LOVE
Stef: Gosh the denial in this room is wiping me out. I'm the witch of love for pete's sake Not the witch of NOT IN LOVE!!!!!
Sam: You know you're just wasting your time
ash: oh yea. We'll about that at the end of the story. How about a little bet?
Sam: what do you have in mind?
Ash: um...how if you lose you have to be a slave and wear pink. But not just any slave dannys slave.
Ash: and you have to be his slave for a 2weeks and stay in his room
Sam: Why do I have to be a slave
ash: because if your dannys slave and you confess your love at the end of the show which makes you lose then you will want to be his slave. And danny would like it even more.
Sam: just to prove you wrong I accept
ash: and what would happen if we lose
Sam: I don't, Me and Danny will think of something and tell you later
ash: what ever. Anyway time for more facts. Sis.
Stef: So Danny, what was with the look after you and Sam's fake out make out
danny: oh um...well...it was...dazed? I always get like that when I'm kissed by someone.
Sam: Who eles has kissed you Danny? Besides someone on the cheek?
Danny: oh well remember that one time I went on vacation to greece?
Sam: Uh no
danny: oh right thats cause I didn't tell you. I told jazz and tuck and my family to tell you I was really sick.
Sam: Why is that? You know what turn the cameras off I'm make this halfa a full ghost
danny: WHY. Its all your parents fault. They fixed that one contest to hang with a famous 14 year old Greek super modal. And she kissed me.
Sam: DON'T GET MY PARENTS INVOLVED YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME. WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.
Stef: Looks like the lovebirds are having there first fight
Sam and Danny: WE'RE LOVEBIRDS
Ash and Stef: STOP YELLING
danny to sam: sam they threatened to get hit man and kill my family. I even have it on tape. They also know my secret and threatened to expose me. And guess how they found out. FROM YOUR SCRAP BOOKS.
Sam: Don't blame me for them going through my stuff. And you know what for them going through my scrap book they know my secret too
danny: what secret?
Sam: Forget it
danny: what ever
Sam: You know who are now a clueless jerk
Stef: Sis this isn't working no more?
Ash: hold I got one more plan.
Ash: takes out dannys diary.
danny: ah my diary. I mean my journal
Stef: Who wants to hear what Danny's Diary says?
Crowd cheers.
ash: dear diary,
sam looks so perfect. I just hate lying about that greek trip that her parents mad me go on. But I don't want my family dead. And I hated that kiss the super modal gave me. She is just like paulina when she kissed me. Sam's kisses are so much sweeter. I wish I could taste them again. Oh well it will never happen again since she does not have the same feelings as me. I can't believe I am in love with my best friend. How did this happen.
Well good night diary.
Crowed: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stef: Isn't that sweet.
Ash: sam your reply to dannys diary confession
Sam: uh...uh...uh
ash: aw look sis their speechless
Stef: Awwwwwww
danny: I need to get out of here turns invisible
ash: crap he got his powers back. Got the thermos ready sis?
Stef: Got it
ash: ok when I tell you to get him in.
Throws red paint every where. There you can see and outline of a ghost.
Ash: there
stef fires and gets him.
Stef: That was easy
ash: yea it was.
Someone blastes a whole in the wall. And someone comes in. It's DANNY?
Stef: But how?
Danny: yea about that. You have dark dan there. But I have seen the whole show. How the heck did you get my journal?
Stef: ha..ha.. well you see.points to ash she did it
ash: hey no I didn't. Danny had it in his pocket. Stef how could you capture dark dan. And why was he helping sam escape last chapter?
Stef: I don't know. Remember you thought he was Danny too.
Danny: I can explain that. Well in that locked trailer dan came took me and took my place so he wasn't in the last chapter.
Stef: ohhh
ash: ok
danny: hey whats with sam?
Stef: What do you mean?
Danny: well she has her mouth wide open and...o crap she just passed out
danny catches sam
Sam: huh what happened?
Danny: um...well you just passed out. And everyone found out that evil dan took my place last night when we were In the locked trailer.
Sam: So that wasn't you?
Danny: um...no it was dark dan. Why?
Sam: No reason
ash: sam that was dannys diary. And technically it was danny only and older version
Stef: Let them handle it, this is entertaining
ash: what ever sis.
Danny: sam why did you ask. I need to know what they did to you so I can hurt them properly.
Sam: like I said no reason. and don't hurt them, i have a bet with them
danny: what kind of bet?
Sam: if we confess our eternal love for each other then I have to wear pink and be you slave for a week and sleep in your room. If we don't then they have to do something we decide. And you basically confessed through diary.
Danny: oh. What page?
Sam grabs the diary
Sam: the dear diary,
sam looks so perfect. I just hate lying about that greek trip that her parents mad me go on. But I don't want my family dead. And I hated that kiss the super modal gave me. She is just like paulina when she kissed me. Sam's kisses are so much sweeter. I wish I could taste them again. Oh well it will never happen again since she does not have the same feelings as me. I can't believe I am in love with my best friend. How did this happen. Oh well good night diary
danny: oh. Dang I was hoping it wasn't that one
Stef: Can we get on with the show?
Danny: oh yea go ahead. Do you need to get rid of my powers again?
Stef: Yes we do. Will you do it sis
silence
Stef: Where's Ash?
Danny: she went to a caffeine store. She said something about coffee shots.
Stef: That's just like her
sam: she also said somthing about eating coffee beans and getting drunk off coffee
Stef: Producers get her back here
the producers walk in with her shaking like crazy. When they let go. She runs up to stef.
Ash: heystefhaveyoutryedtoeatrawcoffeebeans.itisverytasty.amitalkingtofast.ithinki'mtalkingtofast.
Stef: Just go run around
ash: ididiranacrosscountryrace2minutesagoiranforanhour
Stef: Well do it again
Sam: Hey wut about us?
Ash: wow I feel very weird. And I feel sick. Sis a bucket please.
Stef: BUCKET. producer brings her a bucket
ash: puking noises in bucket I think we should end if for now sis I feel awful
Stef: you should
danny: god just end it for now. I don't want to hear that.
Stef: We'll see you next week.