A/N: All TV speak is in 'example', instead of quotes. Also, Elvenman's lines are written by Eric-san and Belen's lines are written by Bobby-san.
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Chapter 2: Channel Surfing Part One
CHANNEL ONE
'The Naruto Channel, all Naruto, all the time, Believe it!'
"Never forget this channel... EVER!" Belen said.
"Ditto" said Elvenman.
CHANNEL TWO
'I love you, You love me, We're a loving family!'
"Dear god, someone gouge out my EYES!" yelled Belen.
"CHANGE THE CHANNEL, CHANGE THE FRICKIN' CHANNEL!" excaimed Elvenman.
CHANNEL THREE
'We're here today to pray to our god... Satan.'
"Is this Telecare or Hellecare?" asked Belen.
"..." replied Elvenman.
CHANNEL FOUR
'MTV 12, The only MTV that actually plays music anymore! And now, "Orcin' for Your Love"!'
"Why not Billy Talent, Why?!" exclaimed Belen.
"Why not Reel Big Fish?!" exclaimed Elvenman.
CHANNEL FIVE
'Welcome to the Yaoi and Yuri channel!'
"We only change the channel depending on which one's next." stated Belen.
'Up next, Naruto x Sasuke theater!'
"Tough Choice..." said Elvenman.
CHANNEL SIX
'Welcome to the World of Warcraft channel!'
"The what channel?" asked Belen.
"How am I supposed to know?" replied Elvenman.
CHANNEL SEVEN
'Welcome to the nothing channel! All nothing, all the time!'
"..." said Elvenman.
"..." said Belen.
CHANNEL EIGHT
'Hello, I, The president will, ooh ooh ooh, Wa ah ah!'
"Why did we elect Bobo, the monkey, as president?" asked Belen.
"I don't know..." replied Elvenman.
CHANNEL NINE
"Huh, what is this?" asked Belen.
"That would be the mime channel." answered Elvenman.
"OOOOooooo..." said Belen.
CHANNEL TEN
'Are you tired of your sex life...'
"What sex life?" asked Belen.
"No." stated Elvenman.
CHANNEL ELEVEN
'WELCOME TO HELL!'
"Uhh..." said Belen.
"O...k..." stated Elvenman.
CHANNEL TWELVE
'Welcome to News 12 Darnassus. Only on Cable, Never on Satellite.'
"Isn't this Satellite?" questioned Belen.
"Yup." answered Elvenman.
CHANNEL THIRTEEN
'And the littlest piggy ran all the way home!'
"It's funducational!" exclaimed Belen.
"Yay!" yelled Elvenman.
(After a half hour of Funducation)
CHANNEL FOURTEEN
'Hi, Someone called for a plumber?' 'I don't have any money, could I pay you in THIS?'
"Bow chicka wow wow." sung Belen.
"..." Elvenman stayed silent.
CHANNEL FIFTEEN
'Meeka Chuba Bantha Poodoo!'
"Is that the Spanish channel?" asked Belen.
"No, It's the Huttese Channel." replied Elvenman.
CHANNEL SIXTEEN
'OMFG, I lyk totullee pwnd j00.'
"G4?" Asked Belen.
"Yup." answered Elvenman.
CHANNEL SEVENTEEN
'My name is Indigo Monterra, You killed my father, prepare to die!'
"I love this movie!" exclaimed Belen.
"The Princess' Bride, Shouldn't this be on Channel Five?" asked Elvenman.
Random Person #2 ran on board, "Welcome to Booty Bay!"
Elvenman shut off the TV, "Well, Let's go."
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A/N: Well, That's the end of the Channel Surfing Arc... for now.
Mr.Bubblebath commands you to review!