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Chapter 5: The Undercity
As Elvenman and Random Person #3 rode for about 20 minutes and approached the entrance to the Undercity, Belen was only half way there, while getting attacked and killed by everything in sight over and over again.
"Want to have tea while we wait?" asked Elvenman.
"Sure!" said Random Person #3 in his famous Spanish accent. Elvenman summoned Fluffy to his side. He reached into Fluffy's saddle and pulled out:
A teapot with matching cups.
A table, chairs, and a cover.
Some plates and crumpets.
A chain gun which he put in Fluffy's mouth to shoot any approaching foes.
He put the table and chairs on the ground, put the cover on in, got the tea ready, put it on the table. He sat down with Random Person #3 and started chatting about Stormwind politics. Meanwhile, Belen was running closer and closer, because of being prodded in the ass with sharp weapons. The instant he cam into sight, Fluffy looked at him, and let out a barrage of bullets which missed Belen and hit every other foe.
"Let's get going guys, I call riding on Fluffy!" yelled Belen as he pulled himself on top of the demon dog. Elvenman and Random Person #3, went in one elevator, and Belen and Fluffy managed to squeeze into the other.
"Chaarrrrggeeeee!" yelled Elvenman as he once again set up the table with three chairs. He sat down with Random Person #3 and yelled, "Hey Belen! Let Fluffy handle it! Come and have tea!" Moments later, Belen dismounted Fluffy and ran over to the tea table, to join in their Stormwind politics discussion. Meanwhile, Fluffy was massacring the level 70 army that was flying in from throughout the world. No on could withstand the Demon Dog's might.
"Hey Elvenman, how did you tame Fluffy?" asked Belen.
"I bought him on the internet and he was in a box, I had to give him A LOT of drugs for him to calm down and me to tame him." He replied.
A few seconds later, everyone was dead except for Fluffy, Elvenman, Random Person #3, Belen… and one more…
