A/N: Yay! Second chapter! The alternate title for this is 'I Can't Believe It' and you'll all know why in a second. So I'll stop wasting time and let you guys start reading!

Disclaimer: Don't own it. Short and sweet.

My name is Sakura Haruno. And I am in agony. My life is horrible. And maybe it's just the hormones talking but I feel like I'm dieing. Damn my period. Damn those stupid boys. Damn Kakashi-sensei. Damn Puberty! I know what you're thinking. 'Damn Sasuke? That's absurd. You're madly in love with him!' Yeah well guess again, sister. I've realized how completely idiotic my crush on Sasuke is. I don't see the point in chasing after somebody I can never have. Or like for that matter. Yeah, you heard me. I don't like him. I don't think I ever really did. I guess I just wanted to prove to Ino that I could best her at something. Speaking of Ino, her and I are friends again. The best of the best. We talked about how stupid we were to let some boy come between us. I wonder if she has her period yet? Ha! I can't believe just how miserable her team is if she does. I hate this puberty thing. But at least I have boobs!

Switch it up!

I'm Naruto! Naruto Uzumaki! And I'm gonna be hokage! Believe it! But you know what I can't believe? This. 'This?' Yeah. This. This everything. This whole... Puberty thing. I don't get it. Why does this have to happen? Why can't we just magically become grown ups over night? It would be so much easier. And so much less embarrassing. I can't believe my voice is cracking. I sound so stupid! And I'm getting hairier. In a lot of places. Ugh. I can't believe this. Why? Why why why why why?! I don't want to be hairy! It's so... Ew!

Once more for the team

I'm growing facial hair. No. I'm not allowed to. Why doesn't my body understand that? I, Sasuke Uchiha, am not allowed to have facial hair. My skin is so smooth and perfect. Well... Not so much anymore... And it's all because of the evilness that is acne! It's not that bad really. It's just so... Ew. So of course I use Oxy Pads. Which reminds me... I need to get more. But that's not the point. The point is that I'm growing facial hair. Which is strictly forbidden. I will not tolerate it! But I can't shave. One; I don't have anything to shave with and two; if I shave, I run the chance of cutting my face. And cutting my face is also strictly forbidden. But I have to! I can't live with this hair on my face. I'll have to pick up a razor while I get those Oxy Pads. But facial hair isn't the only hair I'm worried about. Oh no. My legs. The hair! Oh my god I cannot believe the amount of hair that just magically appeared on my legs. Maybe I could shave them too?

On to a new team!

My thighs are so damn fat. This is intolerable. I have hips. Those are okay I guess. I have... Breasts. I think. There's definitely something there. But they aren't as big as Sakura's. I'm so jealous. What? It's not like I was staring at them! They just... Caught my attention is all. Anyways, I cannot believe Shikamaru called me fat! How could he?! Is he blind or something?! Has all that cloud watching given him an eye tumor? I am not fat. And then Sensei had the nerve to tell Shikamaru that I was developing. How could he?! That is a private subject. By now I bet the whole world knows! Pfft. Men.

Gasp! Enter: Erections.

That did not just happen. There is no way in hell I just got a hard on. There is no way in hell that it was because of Shikamaru. No god damn way. But... Shikamaru is really hot... Okay so maybe it did just happen, but can you blame me? It's not my fault! Well... Okay it kinda is... I mean, I've always been a bit attracted to Shikamaru. After all, he was my first friend. I can't believe I just said that. But he's just so hot shirtless.

So hot shirtless

What can I say? I love my body. I never thought I actually would but, hot damn, I'm lookin' fine. ... Alright I admit, that was pretty out of character of me but seriously? If I can get a reaction like that from Chouji, I must be somewhat attractive, right? Speaking of Chouji... I still can't believe it... Man, he looked so edible with his face flushed and that shy expression. I'm getting excited just thinking about it... Holy shit! Did I just say that out loud?!

Poor girl...

Oh my... That was embarrassing... At least Kurenai-sensei understands. I don't know if I'd be able to say it... I'm glad she's so understanding. I could barely move and Kiba-kun wanted me to keep fighting! Uhn... Which reminds me... I need to ask Sakura if she has any pain relievers for this... Type of thing...

Way too obnoxious

Pfft. Hinata is a wimp. Whatever little 'tummy ache' she had I'm sure wasn't bad enough that we had to stop sparring. And I was so close to winning! Well at least I get to fight Shino now. Was it just me or had he grown like a foot taller in the past week? Meh, who cares? He still looks damn fine in those pants. Whoa, how did we end up in the trees? I should really pay more attention. What?! How did I get on my back? And how did Shino get on top of me? Not that I mind... Yup. I have the biggest crush known to man or dog kind, and it's on Shino. I can't believe it either. Why's he looking at me like that?

Wow.

His lips are parted, he's panting, his face is flushed, and he's under me, arms pinned above his head. I can't believe how hot this is. I could just rape him.

Feel the Youth!

I cannot believe this! I'm becoming a man! Now I can be even more like Gai-sensei! He says I'm in the spring time of my youth! YOSH!

So damn...

I'm not gonna lie. Lee is so damn fuckable. Pardon my French but it's true. I can't believe how revealing that spandex is.

Argh!

I can't believe Gai-sensei! As much as I respect the man and all, he always does such weird things! He just won't shut up about how everybody is 'in the spring time of their youth these days' even though he's been saying that for the past 2 years. Every day for the past 2 years. And so of course, I have to tell him that it's getting on everybody's nerves. But when I do, he just gives me this look that says 'I think I peed myself'. Am I really that scary when I'm on my period? Am I?! Argh! Some people these days.

A/N: And there ya have it. The second chapter. From the students' views. Everything from Shino to Neji was meant to be short. No I did not just run out of ideas, but I think those parts should be straight and to the point. I was going to make Lee ramble on about his youthfulness but I figured that'd take years. Considering I'm not fluent in the language of green spandex. I know right? 'Oh em gee, You're not?!' Yeah. It's true. Next chapter will be story mode, with everything including a plot, beginning, middle, end, and of course, the Narrator. -NGJ.

P.S. And If you'll look to your right, you'll see that NGJ. used the students' POV's in the order they were mentioned in the first chapter. That is all. (In case you didn't get the joke there, I making it seem as though I was one of those tour bus people... You know? Where they say 'And if you look to your right you'll see...' Yeah. :P)