James leaned over Neville's crib and sighed. Having boys was tough work. He thought it would've been a hell of a lot easier, and just a tad more fun. Maybe when they were older. Suddenly, he heard a knock at the door.
Who would be here so late? He wondered. Suddenly, his mind turned to the worst. So, he told Lily to go into the Nursery and watch the boys while he bravely opened the door. (His wand was ready for him to attack their late night visitor if needed.) As he opened the door fully, it revealed his best friend, Sirius Black.
"Padfoot? What the hell are you doing here?"
"I'm just visiting my best friends and my godchild." He said simply.
"Okay…" James said. Then, he grunted because Sirius had attacked him with a hug.
"Do you boys need a moment…alone?" Lily asked, her arms crossed and lips forming an evil smirk.
"Lily… hi!" Sirius said, immediately letting James out of the hug.
"Shush…!" she hissed, "Or you'll wake the boys."
"Boys?" Sirius asked, "As in plural?"
"Yeah." James said simply.
"And you didn't tell me about this because… Lily had an affair?"
"No." James said
"Hmmm…" Sirius pondered, "You adopted him?"
"No." Lily said
"A homeless lady asked you to raise her son until she got more money?"
"No." replied James
"Uh…someone died."
"Yes!" both Lily and James said at the same time.
"Ah! Lily, did your sister finally die?"
"Sadly, no." Lily said, looking at her feet, blushing.
"Then who?"
"The Longbottom's." James whispered.
"Oh… Frank and Alice?"
"Duh." James said, hitting Sirius on the forehead.
Sirius rubbed his forehead and whined,
"Hey…that hurt Prongs!"
"Don't be such a wuss, Padfoot!"
"Excuse me? Who wasn't at the Shrieking Shack with Moony the last three nights?"
"Oh, right! The full moon! Crap!"
"Yes, James… Crap is right. And let me say, he was quite a monster!"
"Of course he was!"
They had hardly realized that Lily had left and was now asleep on her bed. That morning, James asked Sirius to help change the boys' diapers.
"Ewww!!" he yelled as he took off Harry's, "Baby poo and baby pee!"