"Come on, Harry!" James said, extending his hand beside him for his son to grab. Lily was out shopping with Neville so he and Harry had a few hours together. "I'm going to introduce you to Quidditch."
"Qui-itch?" Harry asked.
"No. Quidditch."
"Qui-itch!" Harry yelled, getting frustrated.
"Qui-itch." James said calmly
"Qui-itch." Harry said, clapping his hands
"Fine." James sighed, "Qui-itch."
"YAY!!" Harry yelled, clapping his hands. James sighed and dropped Harry on the couch, then sat down next to him, grabbing the remote to watch Quidditch.
"NO!" Harry yelled, "Bahney!"
"Oh, God…no!" James cried.
"YESH!" Harry screamed, throwing his head onto the couch cushion, tears flowing from his eyes.
"Sheesh, kid!" James said softly, turning the TV to Barney.
"YAY!!" Harry giggled.
Sometime later, Lily came home.
"Lily!" James whined, "He made me watch Barney…ten times…the same episode!" Lily laughed and placed a reassuring hand on his shoulder,
"It's going to be okay, James…I promise."
"Barney needs to die!!" James said in a raspy yell.
"Yes. I know." Lily said.
That night…Knock knock knock! Ding-dong!
"Who is it?" James asked the door.
"Moony."
"And Padfoot!" said two voices behind the door.
James flung the door open and said,
"Hey guys!"
"Hey Prongs." Remus said, "Sirius tells me you have two sons now."
"Did he now?" James asked, "Did he happen to tell you the circumstances?"
"No…he left that out." Remus said, staring at Sirius.
"What?" he asked loudly, helping himself to the sandwich on the table.
"So…what exactly are the circumstances?" Remus asked.
"It's Frank and Alice's son."
"Oh…alrighty then!" Remus said, sitting down on the couch.
"Who is it?" came a voice from the bedroom, apparently Lily.
"Remus and Sirius." James replied.
"Tell them to leave." Lily said.
"Aww…Lily! Come on!"
"Yeah! Lil' be nice!" Sirius yelled.
"They can only stay if they play with the boys." Lily said.
"Oh, hell no!" Sirius said, bolting to the door.
"I'll be going then." Remus said calmly, following Sirius and shutting the door quietly behind him.