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As Julia heard the scream of Liz falling into the pit, she figured the boys would already have closed the trap. Walking cautiously over the pit, she made it to Brian and Ian safely. Soon Brian had a fire lit and the three were able to see one another.

"That was awesome!" exclaimed Ian as he smugly hid the contraption that helped them hurl Liz down.

"What the hell was going through her mind when she decided to follow us? It wasn't like she didn't know we were going in a cave" said Brian

"I don't know, but I never thought we'd actually get to use this pit for other than throwing our junk down." Julia replied.

"So now what are we going to do" Ian questioned

"Well, I figure we can kill an hour in here, before going to get her and then we can make her annoy Norington somehow. She's bound to be willing to do anything to escape the bu-" Julia said, but did not finish because she was interrupted by a loud, awful scream coming from inside the pit.

After ten minutes of straight screaming, it finally seized. The three only had to look at each other to start laughing at the poor girl who was petrified of rotten apples and little creepy maggots in the dark.

"Like I said: she'll do anything to escape the bugs." Julia smiled as she said this. 'Just as long as mum doesn't find out, I'm good'

"Hey, do you think an hour has gone by, yet?" Brian said anxiously. He wasn't to content about leaving Julia's sister down in some pit with bugs and rotten trash. The truth was he was afraid of Mr Turner, his employer. If it were any other girl down there he wouldn't have minded, but his boss' daughter – now that was a bit extreme.

"Yeah, we should probably go get her, this is a little mean" Julia responded thinking over what her mother would do if she found out they left Liz trapped in a pit for a while.

"Oh man, do we really all have to go get her?" Ian said lazily.

"Nah, hey Brian, would you mind getting her?" Julia said just as lazy as Ian

"No, I'll go. It's not a problem." he responded.

As soon as Brian left, Ian was much more energetic than normal.

"Hey Julia, would you mind passing me that stick from behind you?" he said. When she turned around he stood up and sat down next to her. As she turned back to hand it to him, she dropped it, being startled by Ian being so close.

"Why are you sitting h-" she started, but was cut off by Ian's lips brushing against hers to give her a kiss. When Julia looked at him though, he turned into a broken record of apologies, while he practically ran back to where he was originally sitting.

Just as he sat down Brian and Liz came near them and started looking at the two who looked incredibly pissed at one another. Liz, however, really did not care about how annoyed Julia was at the moment as she was about ready to kill someone. As she opened her mouth in a manner to start yelling at her sister and the boys, something she didn't plan to happen did. Liz started to cry. She was feeling helpless and afraid. She had no idea where she was or what she was doing there. She just wanted her twin to shut up about how she was always sucking up to their parents and to stop teasing her. It was so annoying, and she did not like it.

Immediately forgetting about how weird she was feeling, Julia got up and went to comfort her sister.

"Liz, are you all right?" Julia questioned

"Get the hell away from me!" Liz shouted back at Julia

"Well sorry for trying to help you!"

"Shut up, you b-b-bitch!"

"At least I'm not a little suck up!"

"Shut the fuck up! If I was a suck up, would I be cursing?"

"Saying curses! What, saying fuck and bitch? What one time, right? Oh yes Elizabeth, really that definitely shows that you're not a suck up! How bout saying that to mum or dad? Ever think of that? Huh?"

"Well maybe I will!"

"Oh yes. You would probably, if it is even possible, get into an argument with mum and then be like 'Mum, fuck you!' Oh yes, Elizabeth I could just see you doing that!" Julia said sarcastically.

"Shut-"

"Julia, I think you should stop." said Brian, looking from Liz to Julia and then to Ian.

"Why the hell would I want to stop Brian? She's a fucking idiot!"

"You may want to stop, Miss Turner, because I really do not think your mother would enjoy hearing that you have the filthy mouth of a sailor, especially toward your sister."

"Commodore Norington. What a lovely surprise!"

"Indeed! Let's go. All of you. Right now."

"We are not going anywhere with you, king commodore! We didn't do anything wrong!" said Ian.

"I beg to differ. You will come with me whether I have to drag you in irons or not."

"Oh, but of course. There's only one thing: you'll have to find us first!" said Julia and put out the fire with her foot as they all ran. All of them except Liz of course.

"Do you children think this is a game?" the commodore yelled at their backs, but not one of them answered. "Get over here now!"

"Brian, Ian in here!" Julia said as she entered a crevice. In fact the crevice led to another room sort of place that they had been in before, but from another way.

"Whew! That was close!" Brian said

"I'll say" Julia responded "Come on, let's walk a little farther into this alley, then he'll never be able to find us."

As the three tried to walk deeper, Ian and Julia managed to get themselves standing chest to chest against a wall facing each other. Since Brian was ahead of them he didn't notice Ian kissing Julia on the lips for the second time that day. Making it through the rest of the passageway without a problem, they noticed another pit.

"Wait a minute, isn't this where we put all our treasures when we find a hoard?" Julia said started to look into the pit to see that she was right.

"Now you're starting to sound like Jack! Honestly, find a hoard!" Ian said mockingly

"Is there something wrong with Jack, Ian Hawkins?" she replied

"No, no not at all! Just the fact that he's an outlaw is not too great of one."

"Well, we're not too far behind him, now are we? stated Brian with a smile

Out of nowhere the threesome heard two voices that sounded very strangely like Liz and Norington coming their way.

"Come on, let's get in that pit!" Julia said

"That's a pretty far jump!" said Brian as he scooted himself into it. When he reached the bottom a bunch of coins clanged together and a muffled yelp came from the heap. Ian jumped down next and the same noise was a result. Just as Julia was about to jump she heard Norington coming their way. There was no way that he wouldn't see them if they were just lying on a pit. Once she jumped she thought of an idea.

"Let's cover ourselves with this stuff so he can't see us if he just glances over the pit" she whispered to them already trying to cover herself in the hoard as quietly as she could.

"Good idea!" Brian said as they all began to work. They finished just in time. Julia thought it was pretty good, except she was a little uncomfortable with one thing. Brian and her were practically on top of one another with Brian's lips touching her own.

'Damn! Maybe I am a whore.' She thought to herself 'What's worse is that I enjoyed both of Ian's kisses, but this one is also great' Pulling her mind off of kisses was only due to the commodore's loud and pompous voice.

"Well, well. Look what we have here Elizabeth, I wonder whose foot that could be."

"I don't know Commodore, shall we find out?" Liz said as arrogant as the commodore

"Will you fetch some irons from Gillette? Here is a light, but be careful, don't burn yourself."

"Of course, Commodore"

"Oh, Elizabeth"

"Yes?"

"While you are there I am sure the men wouldn't mind escorting you back home."

"Of course, Commodore." And with that, Liz disappeared into the cave.

"Clearly you brats didn't understand what I said before. Get out here now!"

Silence was the only response to the commodore's angry voice.

"You unpleasant beasts! Come out here and show yourself! I, Commodore Norington, demand, under the power of the Royal Navy, that you reveal yourselves and take your punishment like men!"

Without thinking Julia responded.

"Well as nice as that all seems, Commodore, I really don't think there's any benefit for us if we reveal ourselves. Plus the fact that perhaps we are not all men may be another reason why no one is appearing."

"Julia Turner! Get out here right now before I have your father come out here."

"Ooooo. My father. That really scares me. What's he going to do? Threaten me with a hug?"

"Alright then, your mother. I daresay you'd be so naive to think that she would do nothing."

"Sorry guys. That's where I stop. I'll see you later; that is if I survive" she whispered quietly to Brian and Ian.

"Well? Miss Turner?"

"I'm coming, I'm coming, Norington. Relax."

"It's Commodore."

"Right."

"There you are. Get up here, now."

"I'm coming. You got to wait!"

After what seemed like an hour, Julia finally made it up from the pit. Just as the commodore was about to grab her, Liz and Gillette, along with a few other men arrived

"Where are the two boys?" Norington said with an annoyed voice.

"They're gone. We all ran a different way. I have no idea where they went."

"Where are they?"

"I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!"

"You may want to watch that tone of yours, Miss Turner. And those words aren't the nicest, either. Gillette, men, find the others and put them in irons. Hallaway! You bring young Elizabeth home. Not one word to Miss Swann about her other daughter. Are we clear?"

"It's Mrs TURNER, you bastard!"

"Julia, you will want to behave like a nice little girl. We wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you. Elizabeth, you won't be telling your mother about where Julia is, right?"

"Where will she be, anyway?"

"Exactly. Not a word, darling. Not a single word." The man said in a mischievous voice and then the two were gone, leaving Julia and the commodore all alone.


A/N: I hope you enjoyed it! JBT