It was getting late in Konaha, and Sakura was hoping that her quest to relinquish her fanboys would come soon to an end. The team she had gathered, consisting of Shino, Kabuto, Ebisu, Konahamaru, Moegi, and Udon, stood in an small alcove created by some buildings as they discussed plans.

"All right, what we need to do is not so much get the antidote, but give it to everyone." Said Kabuto. "That's the hard part."

Shino nodded. "My bugs might be able to do it."

Sakura shuddered at the idea, but nodded. "So how are we going to sneak into Tsunade-sama's office?"

Ebisu chuckled. "I believe we can provide a suitable distraction. It's not orthodox, but these three have it down."

Konahamaru smiled proudly. "We still have a problem, though."

Sakura looked at him curiously. "What?"

"Every guy we pass by is going to notice you."

"Oh. You're right." She stopped to ponder this for a moment. She made a few hand signs…..

HENGE NO JUTSU

In her place stood a perfect Tsunade.

"Well, what do you think? Good disguise or what?"

Kabuto gave her a small applause. "Very nice. It will even let us sneak into her office without being noticed. As long as she's distracted, that is."

Ebisu adjusted his glasses. "Don't worry; we'll make sure she's there."

Konahamaru pumped his fist in the air. "Operation love antidote is a GO!"

Sakura waited in a narrow alleyway with Kabuto behind her. Shino was going to send them a message with his bugs when the distraction was in place. It was a little weird to be in a henge of Tsunade, but it was the best plan. I have no idea how she handles boobs this big! They're in the way!

Soon, a small bunch of bugs flew by and landed on her, forming the word, "go".

She dismissed them and exited the alley way.

Taking a deep breath, she walked up to the door. Just as she turned the knob, Shizune came running up to her.

"Tsunade! The medical ward has gone crazy; we need you down there right away!"

Great; just what I need! I can't spare the time. It was just the that Kabuto came out of nowhere. "I'll go," he said.

She nodded. "He can handle it; I have something really important to attend to."

She received a sharp look from Shizune. How would Tsunade handle this? "No, it's not Sake! Kabuto, handle this for me!"

She walked through the door and shut it sharply behind her. That was close…

Sakura made her way up to the steps when she heard someone behind her. Thinking it was Shizune again, she turned around and shouted, "Shizune, I told you that Kabuto could handle it!"

Instead of Shizune, she saw Jiraiya. A very drunk Jiraiya.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey," he said, leaning against the wall in an attempt to look cool. "You know, every book I write, it's for you" urp

Oh, not him! She stared blankly as he came closer. "Get away from me!" She said, throwing a punch that did nearly as much damage as Tsunade's. Jiraiya went flying into the opposite wall.

"Hehe you're punch is almost as big as your boobs!"

I've had enough! Sakura released the henge and glared at Jiraiya.

"Oh… It's you," he said, sounding dissappointed. Sakura, however, was satisfied with that.

"You're just as good, though." He grinend lecherously at her and she ran into the office as fast as she could.

"Stupid ero sennin…" she said, setting herself to finding that book again.

Her eyes glanced over the bookshelf and she spotted it quickly. As she grabbed it, she glanced out the window and saw something that made her drop the book.

Tsunade was outside, dragging a very beat up looking Konahamaru behind her.

Oh no! She'll be in here soon!

She looked down for the book, but couldn't see it where she had dropped it.

This is bad!

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Yes, after a long wait, a new chapter! So glad you guys enjoy this! Sorry for the wait, but it took me a little while to figure out the best person for her to transform into (although it's obvious now!)