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Bobby: -sleeps-

Me: D: Bobby!

Bobby: Oh.. right!

Me: PRETTY PRINCESS DENDURON!

Alder: Oo

Mark glanced down at his small slip of paper. It read: Alder. Mark slipped it into his back pocket and walked around with no real direction in mind. He stopped and stared at the next thing he saw. Mark couldn't believe it! I..it's f-finnaly h-here! He thought studdering in his own mind. "I-is this true? I-is t-this r-r-really it?" He asked to no one. "What you mean that cheesey geek filled store? Yeah it's there." Said a blonde and blue eyed teen who stared at Mark as he inched backwards as if to get a better veiw and he was totally stupified. Science, Electronics, Games, Oh my! Stood infront of him. He has finally found a place for his geek-like needs. He ran toward it and slammed into the glass. "I'm okay..." He said gentley stroking his forehead in which the impact had occured. Maybe he'd be able to buy something here and for Alder right? ...Right? He jumped with glee and ran inside but first, actually opening the door.

Spader yawned and stretched. This secound earth thing is weird... he thought. Suddenly a group of girls passed by, most of them probably ten years older then him and then his mind went in other areas... Never mind, I like secound earth. The girls looked at him and they all flipped him off in unison and one had even come up to slap him, after all, it wasn't a long walk over seeing as he was basicly hanging on them.. "Ow, I like the less pretty girls on Cloral better.." He looked down on his little name and it read: Mark. Spader walked into a near by shop. Ten minutes later he ran out screaming smelling strangley like flowers. He looked to the sighn of the place he had entered only to get mobbed, hugged, and kissed by a bunch of guys... yes, guys. the sighn read: Queer as Folk Merchandise. Spader decided to never go in there EVER again.. But that's when he got his idea... Spader walked into the store and ducked the men in tight pants and lipstick. He shuddered. Were there were girls, having long black hair, being dark, and being tall were good things... Now having those qualities around men who act like wemon..Bad thing. He went in and saw what he wanted to buy for Mark, and giggled sinisterley. A blonde teen behind him giggled a long with him, and to a swipe at his preciouse parts that should not be touched by men. Spader jumped and was covered by a bunch of Queer as Folk DVDs... He really hated this game..

Courtney on the other hand, had no idea what to get for her victom. Bobby Pendragon. She wanted revenge on him some how. It wasn't fair he got with Loor and left her out of the loop. At this she grimmaced and walked toward a shop that held a bunch of scary looking clowns. What came to her first was LaBerge on Quillan, then it hit her. "Did I tell you how much I hate clowns?" Bobby's voice rang in her head. Perfect.

After tripping, falling, being banged around by a rather rude bunch of boys, Alder had finally found the bathroom. "THANK YOU GOOD GOD!" He screamed as he ran inside. Once again, he had fallen but by the hands of viciouse screaming girls. "Sorry!" He called out and then walked in to the correct bathroom. The poor knight jumped from one foot to the other trying his hardest not to pee himself. He looked around rather confused and desprate. "Were are the holes in which we do our private time in?" He had asked a boy who walked by. He slicked his blonde hair back and snorted. "Why don't you ask Pendragon." He said snottily. "I don't know were he is!" Alder said doing a desprate dance to try to hold it in. The boy walked away discusted. "God, i'm glad i'm not on their side." He said walked away. Alder didn't notice. He hopped over to an odd looking machine and pulled a lever. "A waterfall machine?" Alder said stunned. "No man! That's the pisser!" some odd looking guy said. "You answer the call of nature maaaaaaan, like yeah..." Alder looked at it. "I go in this?" The blonde boy poked his head back in to see the the odd man show Alder the mysteries of the waterfall machine. He giggled slightly and grinned. "It's so cute!" Alder turned his head around to see however and called, whatever "it" was, cute was gone. Alder pulled up his pants and walked out of the door very relieved. "Okay..now..." He looked at the name on the paper. "Spader? What could I possibley get him?" Alder blinked. He walked through the mall into random places. He also went into a graphic novel shop, whatever those were, to find a group of boys huddled over by the Gravitation shelves. One of them turned and winked at Alder, the other whistled. Alder decided he liked the shop in which he was sprayed with gallons of stinky stuff that some lady had called perfume. Yuck. Alder rubbed his eyes and looked around some more. His eyes went wide at what he had just saw. It was perfect! Cheap, can be used in the water, and it was adorable! Might as well get it right?

Bobby knawed his finger nails. Something.. SOMETHING! ANYTHING! He thought despratley. What would he get Courtney that she wouldn't complain about? He sighed and continued his search. After a long while of walking his apine began to hurt him. He needed a seat. He sat and rubbed his back against the wood. He wondered what everyone else might get. He rubbed his head, all of this thinking made his head hurt. "Need help?" Said a boy who had just sat next to him. Something about his eyes didn't feel right. Yes, he was blonde. (A/N: Have you guessed yet? lol...) "Yeah, i'm trying to buy my friend a present. She used to be my girlfriend.." He said sighing. "Well tell me about it." said the blonde boy. "She was my girlfriend and I had a crush on her since forever. But somthing happened and I couldn't be with her anymore and now she hates my friend Loor becouse well, I was falling in love with her but she told me only a few days ago that she just didn't want to love me back and well I wanted to show Courtney how much I care about her even though I sort of had something special with another girl if you know what I mean." Bobby finished looking at the teen. "Give her what comes from your heart!" He said smiling. Bobby didn't like his teeth either.. His eyes and his teeth... hmmm... But he was right. "Thanks man." He said. "See you around." The blonde boy waved at him and giggled. He had a weird giggle...

Mark drooled over his new science tools. It had been titled the Science-Master 3,000. Yes he was. He was the science master! For the first time since they got here Mark felt un-ignored. "Hey, Dimond!" He turned around to see Alder waving happily. He walked over to Mark. "Did you fi--NIIIISH!' Half way throught the sentence Alder tripped over his large feet and slammed his head onto the floor. "I'm okay..." Mark stared. He had forgotten to get him something! Hurridley he waved good bye and left. "No help?" Alder whinned for his head was pounding like that time when he went threw the Milago village trying to warn them of the bomb that was going to explode and a man had lifted a heavy wooden door and slammed it onto his head.

Mark quickley dashed into a random store. "H-hello? W-hat d-do you h-have that's cheap and under twenty bucks?" He breathed heavily. The woman at the counter stared at him for a momment. "Well.. What would you like?" "ANYTHING! Anything at all!" Mark shouted. She looked very confused but she got something from a clearance rack and shoved it in a gift box. "Is that all for you sir?" "Yes, thank you." "M'kay hun, you should calm down a bit. Your total is seventeen dollars and eighty-one cents." Mark payed the woman and ran to the entrance were every on else was waiting for him. "Are we all set to open 'em?" Bobby asked. "Yeah, let's go to my house first." Courtney said. All five of them got into the car and headed home.

END OF CHAPTER TWO!

Muahahahaha! Yes, the worst is next to come in the next chapter! Please, even if you reveiwed already, review again. I need at least one more review untill I post the next chapter, feel free to guess what everyone got! It's very fun, and it usually makes me giggle and if you haven't yet figured out who the blonde kid with the blue eyes and icky yellow teeth are, you have a problem.. (lol, just playin') See you next time! Sort of anyway...