Diclaimer: The plot belongs to me but not the wonderfulness of Pendragon... Yeah that was weird..
Hey guys, I'm so happy your guys reviewed! Keep making me happy please! All of you are angels and now without further ado I bring you to the third part of: Pretty Princess Denduron! (Gatta love that title)
During the drive home every one exchanged, "Who got me something and what did you get me?" No one answered these questions though some giggled and thought evilly. Alder saw Courtney's house and stuck his head out the window "We are he-- AAAAH!" Alder had gotten his head slammed against the mailbox. One again every one looked back at Alder except for Bobby who said once again,"You get used to it." They all climed over one another to get out of the car, anxiouse to see what present they had gotten. "Calm down, seesh." Said Mark, who was having a sinking feeling he didn't want to know what was in the box he had got Alder.
Once inside, they all gathered around in the living room. Spader and Bobby sat on the couch, Courtney sat on the floor next to Mark on the coffee table and Alder sat in a chair by the hallway. "Okay, let's put the names back in the bowl and pick out a name," Bobby said. "Whoever's name is pulled out, the person who got them the gift has to give them the gift." Courtney dug her hand into the bowl. "This one says Bobby!" She smiled and gave Bobby his box. He stared at it and gulped, looking as nervouse as Mark usually looks. Bobby walked into the bathroom.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The shriek was heard through out the Chetwyde house, making even the strongest of ears bleed. Spader and Courtney shared a giggle. Bobby was silent for a momment and the walked out of the bathroom. "Courtney, i'm never trusting you with my fears ever again.." Bobby said. Everyone but Bobby was laughing and pointing. Bobby was wearing a brightley colored insane looking outfit. Yes, a clown outfit. Pink and Yellow and Purple, oh my! It even had clown make-up and the rubber nose to match. (A/N: Bobby mentioned several times in the books that he is affraid of clowns.) Bobby was was twitching like crazy, man oh man, did he hate clowns. After picking out Bobby's clown name, Fluffelballs, Courtney shoveled her hand in the bowl and pulled out : Mark.
Spader stood up and grabed the little bag and shoved it into Mark's hands. "There ya go mate, hope ya like it. I bet you will." Spader winked at him. Mark gulped nervousley. He walked into the bathroom and a few minutes later...
"I'm not coming out." Mark's voice came from the bathroom. "Aw, why not," Courtney said. "You have to, it is the rules you know. You have to wear it for the rest of the day." Mark's foot was seen in the doorway. Bobby felt sick. Mark had on tight leather pants and was wearing lipstick, his multi-colored shirt said "I love hot sexy guys." and on the back the shirt said "Gay Pride." Courtney burst out laughing and Bobby was gagging himself. Alder stood confused, he didn't get the joke. Spader smiled sinisterly. Mark grimaced. "Whoever got Spader his present... It better be worse then this." After awhile of making fun of Mark, Courtney dug her hand into the bowl once more. "Me!" Bobby smiled. "Here ya go." Courtney stared. "Were is it?" "Right here." Bobby leaned over and gave her a kiss. "That's not fair!" Mark wailed. "Look at me! I'm wearing the gay stuff and she justs gets a kiss!" Spader smiled. "Well, according to your shirt, i'm guessing you want one from Pendragon as well?" Mark blushed. "That's not what I ment!" Courtney stood in one place swaying back and fort. Unable to get her attention, he picked out the next name. "Hey Spader, you get your humiliation next." "I thought they were presents.." Bobby laughed. "Nevermind, yours can't be any worse then mine." Little did Spader know, Bobby was wrong.. Bobby was DEAD wrong.
Alder handed his gift to Spader. He smiled,"If it's from you it can't be bad at all!" (A/N: You shall be pleased SasukeBlade..Oh yes you will.. lol...)
Spader went into the bathroom and closed the door behind him (as did everyone else.). He opened the box expecting something not even close to as bad as Mark's or Bobby's clothes. But then he saw it, and now... He wished he had their gifts.. His eyes widened in horror as his eyes layed upon the evil inclosed in the box. "No...no no.. NOOOOOOOO!" Spader's death wail was heard not only all over Secound Earth, but on several other territories as well. (A/N: I know it seems like i'm basing this off of Spader but i'm not... The next chapter shall be proof..) Meanwhile on Zaada. "Did you hear that?" Saangi asked. "Yes, go back to bed." Loor grunted sleepily. Back to Secound Earth... Alder rubbed his ears. "It's not that bad, I thought it was cute." Mark, Bobby, and Courtney looked at him. "What did you get him?" Alder smiled innocentley. "You shall see." Spader slowley crept out of the bathroom, he was nearly in tears, as was everyone else, after they got over the shock that is. Everyone including Spader were red in the face, Spader from embaressment and, everyone else from the sight laying before them.
Cloth like shoes with cheesey blue ribbons were on his feet. His shorts were white with a cheesey blue bow on the front, these shorts were so small they were on the verge of ripping. Most of his chest was showing becouse of the tiny shirt with a blue collar and blue cuffs. On his head was the completion of this "cute" outfit was a string tieing a rubber duck onto the side of his head and on the very top was the the white and blue hat, "Your... Your... Your... wearing a--" "Don't say it Pendragon." "L-l-little.." "Pendragon i'm warning you!" "B-b-boy--" "Pendragon don't do it, PLEASE!" "SAILOR SUIT!" Bobby choked out the words while rolling on the ground pounding his fists into the ground. "Stop it!" Spader hit himself in the head.
QUACK!
There was a momment of silence...
"THE DUCK WENT QUAK!" Courtney shouted.
Even Alder was red in the face as they all luaghed at the once proud Aquaneer who was now... That guy in a sailor boy outfit... With a duck on his head..
They all settled back into the living room. They all sat stiffling snickers. Bobby reached up and touched the duck.
QUACK!
"Mate, do NOT, touch the duck." Spader said annoyed. "Why not?" Mark asked. "Becouse, Fredrick doesn't like it."
Pause.
"You named it?"
"Yes."
".."
Spader coughed. "Right, right." Bobby said. "Well, I guess it's Alder's turn." Mark hesitently handed Alder the box. The knight gladley grabbed the box and went off to the bathroom..
TO BE CONTINUED..
Don't you hate that? It's like.. my favourite T.V. show is getting to the climax and it says "TO BE CONTINUED" Well anyway, I made a big scene with Spader and (cough) Fredrick the duck becouse.. that's been in my head forever... Anyway, the last chpater is coming up next, but I wont make it 'till you review! (smile hug love) Now reveiw pwease! If you don't Fredrick shall hurt you! heh.. just kiding... Or am I?