Disclaimer: I do not own Pendragon. If I did, Alder would be married to a girl completely based off of me with ten kids. xD

Oh..My...Fish...Stick... I UPDATED! -flail- -flail- I know, you guys have been so patient while I became lazy with my move to a hick town! I love you all! Well, it's either you guys or the hillbillies that follow us at Wal-Mart. D:

There was a silence throughout the room, besides the pointing and giggling and Spader, waiting for Alder to finish up his time in the bathroom. He seemed to be taking quite a long time just to change. "He's a pretty big guy, are you sure you got the right size?" Bobby said, looking at Mark. Mark gulped. "I don't know." Spader huffed, looking very upset,"You know, Alder's better be pretty bad. I hate this stupid thing."

"That's not very nice, Spader." Courtney giggled,"Alder's so innocent, he probably didn't know what you were getting."

"Oh yeah, I know Alder, it was SO an accident." Bobby said snickering. He knew it was gotten purposely. Alder's innocent act was a good one, but not enough to fool him. He's seen some serious crap, he knew the difference. At least, he hoped he did.

There was shuffling noises from inside the bathroom, and it seemed to be struggling noises. "Is Alder being killed in there?" Courtney asked, leaning forward in her seat. Spader's expression obviously read,'I certainly hope so.' That all ended when there was a giggle, and a comment of,"How in the world does this go on?" Mark walked over to the bathroom and knocked on the door. "Alder, are you okay in there?" "Oh my, yes! I'm perfectly fine. Did you really need to get the undergarmets, though? They're a little small, and there's nothing but a string in the back!" Mark's face went pale. A string? Oh no. He backed up nervously, and ran back into the room and dove his face into the couch. Spader smiled, looking quite pleased. Mark glared back up at him and hit him in the head.

QUACK.

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"Sorry."

"Stop hurting poor Fredrick! He was the most expensive thing!" Alder's voice came from the bathroom. Mark repeated the apology. Why did Alder suddenly sound like a motherly figure? Weird.

Inside the bathroom, Alder was having trouble walking. "These darn shoes!" He said, trying to stand straight for a moment. His legs wabbled. They went up to high in the heel, and he was used to the flat shoes of Denduron. The ones that humans wore. "What in the world is this? Shoes for animals?" He asked himself tripping on the way out and bonking his head on the wall across from him. He yelped and rubbed his head. It was pretty painful when you were clumsy with bizzare shoes. He made his way out of the hallway, and into the living room, striking a pose with his hands out and up, and his hips leaning to one side.

Mark wanted to kill himself.

In addition to knowing that he was wearing a thong, he was dressed like... A princess. He had a big poofy dress with a lot of white frillies on them. It flowed as he walked around his plastic pink high heels. His wrists had white cuffs on them, and the dress went down in a white collar that almost looked like a bib. Alder also had light pink lipstick on, that he looked at the box for instructions to put on, and to top it all off, a cute little gold tiara. It was kind of cute, however, in the only way a knight from a midievil territory can be in a princess dress.

Everyone was silent for a moment, as it always was. Of course, that ended when Spader shouted.

"YES! REVENGE!" He squeezed Mark, and everyone started laughing as if their lungs were going to pop out.

"M-Mark! Y-You're a-a g-genius!" Courtney choked out through fits of laughter. Alder watched them all, trying not to laugh himself. Of course, that failed and he started laughing along with them. "Yes, yes! I do look beautiful, do I not?" He asked, twirling for them to see, and then tripped over the dress and bonked his head on the floor. It hit the same spot as before, and it didn't feel all that great. "Guys? Now what are we going to do?"

"Go out on a date." Spader chuckled, wrapping an arm around Alder. Alder cocked an eyebrow. "A homosexual freakshow date?" Bobby slammed his head against the wall, laughing in a ridiculous kind of way. "N-no way g-guys!" He laughed holding his gut so he wouldn't explode.

Right then, the door knob turned. Everyone went quiet.

"Courtney, sweetie, I'm-- What the--?" Mr. Chetwyde stared in a state of shock. Mark was dressed like a gay guy, Bobby was in a clown outfit, and their was a boy about their age dressed in a little boy's sailor suite with his arm around a drag queen. "W-what's going on here?"

Courtney looked like she had lost her soul. "Uuuuhhh... Bobby, explain."

Bobby choked up, and didn't know what to say. Of all the stuff he had went through, he couldn't talk to Courtney's dad about why they were... Well, like they were right now. "P-Party?" Bobby offered shrugging.

"Oh, well then how come I wasn't invited? I have your mother's old prom dress in the back! I can still squeeze into it!" Courtney ran up to her dad and put her hands over his mouth. "Sorry guys, party is over, go back to your territories."

"Like dogs? Did the pee in the house?"

"NO DAD!" Courtney sounded like she was about to die. He just wouldn't be quiet! The boy's nodded and ran out the door quickly. "So, what now?" Alder asked again. Bobby shrugged. "Why don't we go to one of your houses?" Spader shook his head. "Yenza would kill me if she was me like this, and I left my clothes back at the house. We have to wear this all day anyway, right?" Bobby nodded, and looked at Alder. "I don't want the knights to flirt with me?" He offered, not wanting to go back to Denduron looking like Kagan's third cousin twice removed. Spader and Bobby gave him puppy dog eyes, pouting ever so slightly.

"...You two are lucky I love you so much... In a straight traveler kind of way!" Alder added the last part quickly. He didn't want to seem even more gay by saying that in a dress.

The two snickered and dragged Alder off to the flume in the old house.

TO BE CONTINUED!

WHOO! I lied to you! I said this would be the last chapter, but it's not!

Well, I wrote that there would be only four chapters, but that was before my computer time got limited.

-cries- Anywho, I shall update in less then two weeks! You know, to make up for not updating in forever.

Give me reviews and lots of love and forgivness!

As for my other stories, like A Little Romance and Parody Pendragon Dace Parody, I shall update those soon as well.