Omgwtfbbqbyob this took SO LONG to get out. Sorry, I kinda... well, I forgot about it. I know, I know, what an irresponsible fanfic writer I am. But the next will be out soon!

Chapter Three: Sloth "The avoidance of physical or spiritual work."
Color: Gray.
Symbol: The goat.
Punishment in Hell: Thrown into snake pits.
Virtue: Zeal, diligence.
Demon: Belphegor.

Character: Near
POV: Third person


Near was looking particularly lethargic that afternoon. He lay on his stomach, a box of Legos to his left and a bowl of cherries to his right. He didn't even look up when Mello stalked into the room, teal eyes alight with anger from some petty fight he got into with an upperclassman.

"God Near, your such a sloth." Mello announced, crossing his arms. Languidly, Near raised his head and peered at Mello from listless gray eyes.

"What do you want?" He yawned.

"I came here to get some time alone, only to find that your lazy ass hasn't moved all day!"

"You shouldn't swear Mello, you're only 12." Near said quietly, nestling his chin once again into the crook of his arm. He grabbed a red cherry from the bowl and plucked it from the stem, relishing in the sweet juices that flooded his tongue.

"You're indolence disgusts me." Mello spat, tucking a stray wisp of golden hair behind his ear and turning on his heels.

Near rolled over on his back and stretched one hand above him, the sleeve of his white pajama's slipping down. He held the plastic airplane with three fingers, and made it fly through the air, making sputtering noises to accompany it. "We can't all be overflowing with stamina." He paused his airplane engine noise long enough to say to Mello. Mello just shook his head and walked out the door, muttering beneath his breath.

Near tossed his airplane into an army of robots and stretched in the warm afternoon sun. He took another cherry in his mouth and closed his eyes.

Being lazy on a sunny day was pure bliss.


Really. Sometimes you just need to cuddle up with a good book and a bowl of cherries. Does a body good.

Next one is wrath. Bet we can all guess who represents that sin :D

-Hybrid