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CH.3 Adding Insult to Injury
"Wake up you morons, or we'll be late for the flight" yelled Asuna, banging on the door.
"Huh, morning already? Hey Ranma-san,time to get up"said Negi, poking Ranma.
"But I want a Gameboy ,Santa-san!" yelled Ranma,bolting up and knocking Negi backwards.
"The hell were you dreaming about?" said Negi,getting back up
"Uh...some things are better left un-said." replied Ranma
"Whatever, any way, it's time to go" said Negi.
"Go where?" asked Ranma.
"Back to Japan of course" said Negi.
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At the airport
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"Okay, our flight is in 7 minutes at Gate12."said Negi.
"Hey Negi,what am I supposed to do?"asked Ranma.
"About what" replied a confused Negi
"I don't have any money to buy a plane ticket." said Ranma.
"Well..."started Negi,when he was interupted by a familiar chinese student.
"Negi-bozu, is that you?"asked Ku Fei,cheerful as always.
"Master Ku,what are you doing here!" said Negi,surprised to see her.
"I came to visit my parents, what about you Negi-kun?" said Ku Fei.
"We came here on a rumor about my father. I wish I knew that you were coming here, because we needed a translator." responded Negi
"Hey Negi, who is this girl?"asked Ranma.
"She's one of my students. Her name is..."said Negi,when Ku finished for him.
"Ku Fei, nice to meet you..."said Ku.
"Ranma Saotome" Ranma responded.
"So Ranma-san, how did you meet Negi-kun?" asked Ku
"It's a long story. Anyways, Negi, how am I going to get to Japan without a ticket?" asked Ranma
"You could always ride on top of the plane like me." answered Ku.
"Isn't that really dangerous?"asked Negi
"Only if you're weak."said Ku, when a message went over the intercom.
"Flight 117 to Mahoura City is now boarding at Gate12."
"Well, thats our flight. C'mon Ranma-san, we use the emergency exit." said Ku
"Why do I get the feeling that this is going to end with me in a lot of pain." thought Ranma,as he followed.
15 minutes into the flight.
"This isn't to bad,huh Ranma-san?" asked Ku.
"Beats swimming."Ranmareplied, smirking
"There's only one problem about doing this though. Speaking of which, here it comes." said Ku
"Huh!" said Ranma looking forward.
Ahead of them was a large flock of ducks flying their way.
"Ow!Ouch!Ahh! Son-of-a! My eyes!" screamed Ranma, as the ducks flew at him.
"Huh?"said Negi, looking up from his book.
"Something wrong Sensei?"asked Nodoka.
"I thought I heard someone yelling."replied Negi.
An anouncement then went over the intercom.
"We will be heading into a storm, so please stay in your seats please." said a flight attendant.
"Damn it!" came a muffled voice from above.
"There it goes again." said Negi,looking around.
"I don't hear anything."said Asuna
"Guess it was my imagination..."said Negi, returning to his book.
After the flight...
"Well that was boring." said Asuna, stretching after sitting for so long.
"I wonder if Ranma-san and Master Ku are alright." said Negi, looking around for them.
"I'm fine, Negi-bozu, but I think Ranma-san isn't doing too well."answered Ku-Fei,coming in the airport, followed by a female Ranma, covered in scratches, bruises, and slightly burnt.
"What in the world happened." asked a worried Konoka.
"First, a flock of ducks flew at me,with one of them wearing cleats! I mean why would a duck wear cleats" Ranma told them.
"Second, when we went through that storm, it started hailing! Last, you know how they say lightning never strikes the same place twice? Well thats a bunch of bullshit, I got struck four times!" yelled Ranma.
"Is that why your hair is on fire?"asked Asuna,pointing at Ranma's now smoking hair.
"It caught on fire again!?"said Ranma, trying to pat it out.
"How many curses to you have on you!"asked Setsuna.
"Well...including this one, that makes it three. The first one was put on me by Pop, because I 'accidently' pushed him into the women's bath-house. The second one was from a preist, when we ate the offerings and drank the holy water." said Ranma, shuttering while remembering what happened.
"What kind of preist puts curses on someone?" asked Setsuna, having been around a preist with Mana.
"A satanic one? Anyways, I don't see what the big deal is, I mean the food tasted horrible and gave me diarrhea. Also, the holy water made my pee burn, so I don't see how it's holy."answered Ranma.
"Um...why did you have to say the last two parts with such detail"said a disgusted Asuna.
"Because pain isn't as bad if you share it with other people."laughed Ranma
"Ahh Ranma-san, I've been meaning to ask you, how come your a girl now?" asked Ku.
"Well...I kind of fell in the spring of drowned girl." answered Ranma.
"Oh, just like crazy Uncle H.P.G, who fall in spring of obsessed man."said Ku.
"What is he obsessed about?" asked Negi.
"Hotpockets." answered Ku.
"Oh god no! Your related to that crazy man?"shouted Negi, slightly twitching.
"You've met my uncle?" asked Ku.
"He tried to get us to eat hotpockets when we asked for a translator." said Nodoka.
"How do you put up with him?"asked Negi.
"With this."said Ku, holding up a tazer.
"R-Really? I guess use what works." said Negi.
"From what I've seen...most of your student must really screwed up." said Ranma.
"Actually, this isn't as bad as some of the things that have happened." said Negi.
"Please keep those stories to yourself."said a rather disturbed Ranma.
"Hey guys, why are we talking here instead of going to see my grandfather?" pointed out Konoka.
"Oh yeah, thats why we came back sooner." said Negi.
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On the train to Mahoura Academy...
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"So Negi,whats your school like?" asked Ranma.
"It looks kind of like a city itself but the most noticible thing is the World-Tree." said Negi, when he was interupted.
"There's also Library Island." said Asuna
"Plus the dorms!" added Konoka
"And most important, the classrooms and offices." finished Setsuna.
"Sounds like an interesting place." said Ranma as an intercom made an announcement.
"Now arriving at Mahora Distric." said the announcer.
"Why don't you just find out for yourself." said Ku, motioning her to leave.
As Ranma stepped out she was immediatly struck with awe at what she saw. In front of her was a large building that looked like it was for an expensive college. A little distance away was the dorms that looked like several thousand people could stay there with it being one person per room. Looking around she noticed a large tree that, even from this distance, was unbelievebly huge.
"This is amazing..."said a shocked Ranma.
"We'll show you around after we see the headmaster." said Negi,pointing to the main building.
As they were walking down the hall to the headmaster's office when someone yelled out.
"Negi-kun"called out a familar voice.
"Takamachi!" said Negi,happy to see his older friend.
"Someone you know?"asked Ranma.
"He's the person who taught me the basics of combat and Japanese. He was also the one who taught my class before I got here." said Negi
"So Negi-kun, back from China already?" Hmm?" said Takamachi, noticing the pigtailed girl beside Negi. "Is she a new friend?" Takamachi asked.
"Her name is Ranma Saotome and she's here for the same reason I am. We'll explain, when we tell the headmaster about what happened." said Negi, turning to knock the door to the Dean's office.
Knock,Knock.
"Come in." came the voice of an elderly man.
As they stepped in the dean smiled and greeted them warmly.
"Ah, Negi-kun, nice to see you back. Did you find the information you wanted? It seems that bought someone back with you." said the Dean.
"We did find info on why my father was in China and why he disappeared."said Negi.
"Thats good but first, who is that young lady behind you?"said the Dean,twiddleing his beard.
"Her name is Ranma Saotome and she's actually a boy."said Negi.
"Come now, I know that I'm going senile but I think I can tell the diffrence between a boy and a girl." chuckled the old man.
"Actually, it's true." said Ranma and she explained what happened.
"Ah, so I'm not going crazy." said the Dean.
"I wouldn't go that far Grandpa."said Konoka.
"Hey! So, as we were saying before, what did your father go to China for." said the Dean.
"Well, when we asked the man who was his guide, he was looking for an important artifact. As for why he was considered dead, was because he is now a woman." explained Negi
"..."
"Please tell me he also fell in the spring."said the Dean when Ranma interupted.
"He did, now will you please tell me you know to rid me of this curse." said Ranma
"Hmmm" said the old man,pondering for a few seconds before saying "nope, I got nothing."
"So I came out here for nothing!" yelled a pissed off Ranma.
"Now I didn't so I couldn't cure it, I just don't know how. If you give me time, I'm sure I'll come up with something." said the Dean,smiling.
"So what am I supposed to do until then?" asked Ranma
"Why not attend Negi-sensei's class?" offered the Dean.
"But it's an all girl school!" complained Ranma.
"You are a girl, in a sense."pointed out Asuna.
"Then it's settled, Ranma-chan will be joining class 3-A." announced the Dean.
"Man, this sucks!"thought Ranma,as they left "Maybe I should have stayed with Pop. Nah, he probably would have tried to make me marry someone for free stuff again."
"Wait, Negi-kun!" called the Dean. "Since we don't want word of Ranma-chan's condition out, she'll be staying with you."
"What?" yelled Asuna. "You are not pinning anymore people off on me."
"Do you know of a better idea, Asuna-chan?" inquired the Dean.
"What about Setsuna or Ku-Fei, hell even Nodoka!" yelled Asuna
"Neither Setsuna-chan's nor Ku-Fei-chan's roomates know about the curse and I want to keep it that way. Also, I don't think Nodoka-chan would like to have Ranma-chan with Haru-chan hanging around all the time." spoke the old man as-a-matter-of-fact.
"Tch! Fine!" agreed Asuna as she stomped away.
"Asuna!" yelled Konoka as she went after Asuna.
"Hey Negi, why does she hate me so much?" asked Ranma.
"She'll get over it, Ranma" said Setsuna. "Anyway, we'll need to get you a school uniform."
"But I don't have any money." said Ranma.
"Have Negi-kun treat you." suggested Takamachi.
"Ehh! B-But I..."stuttered Negi as Takamachi grabbed his shoulder.
"Here, I'll show you to the school store" laughed Takamachi,dragging Negi behind him.
"Why do I get the feeling that this is normal."thought Ranma as he followed them.
"So,anyway, what kind of uniform does this school have?" asked Ranma,since he hadn't seen any students around.
"A dress shirt and tie with a jacket over that. Also, a skirt for the bottom." stated Setsuna,when Ranma stopped.
"What was that last part?" asked Ranma
"A skirt for the bottom." repeated Setsuna.
"WHAT!?" yelled Ranma.
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Bakaboy13's comments
Wow this sure did take a long time to get typed up. It would have probably taken longer if Ranmagirl14 hadn't helped me type it up. I had planned on making it longer but I always wanted to do a cliff hanger. The next chapter is almost done so it should be up in a few days. Oh, and I found it funny that as soon as I put the hot pocket guy in the story, the comercial comes on TV.
RanmaGirl14's comments
hehe,sorry it took so long to type. The only time I ever had was around midnight, and its hard for me to stay still sometimes. One reason its now finished is money from said person above . I promise I'll get the next chapter does as soon as possible, that and Bakaboy said he'll pay me if I get it done fast this time. (yay for leaching of off best friends) Well most of you reader will never guess what will come out of our minds next. Please comment, and know that all flames will be used to destroy Bakaboy's EVIL dog when we get the chance.
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Next chapter......Will Ranma wear a skirt? What will happen when they go shopping in town? Is there a connection between Ranma and a student? Why are we talking in questions? Find out next time on Misery Loves Company------Chapter.4:Murphy's Law. See you soon