Hello my darlings! I'm so freaking sorry that I haven't updated in… ever. In my defense I had no idea what the next chapter should have! Plus, school started again (ew) and I have homework and all that sadistic crap.

Before I do the review replies I have this to say:

I DO NOT HATE BRITTISH PEOPLE!

There, I know the rumor or whatever got started when I made that comment about that flamer. I sincerely did think that he/she might have spelled it the British way! I know that people in England spell some words differently! I don't hate the British! I want to move to England when I'm old enough; my own sister is legally a British citizen! There, out of my system, I'm sorry if I offended anyone but that was miles and miles away from my intent.

ravel queen: Why thank you dearly! I do adore hearing things like that.

Itsasledgehammer: yeah, don't you just want to take them home with you?

Curalium Lacrimo: Why thank you. And Dumbledore making sexual innuendo… Creeeeepy.

Ps: puppy dog eyes Sorry! Not what I meant! Pout

HevenSentHellBroken: Why thank you kindly, love.

Archanis: giggles why thank you!

maleficus-lupus: Aha! I love your blinking face! And yes, it is indeed an innuendo that had to do with what something Harry said earlier. About how Sirius shouldn't worry because he doesn't plan on acting on his crush on Remus, like by seducing him by eating a banana suggestively and getting him flustered.

sweetangel99: oh trust me…. He will get over it. And don't worry; you're not a dork. I love updates too, and it also brightens my day to see reviews! . . . Well maybe we're just both dorks…

Xurtan: Sex games? Oh dear, what did you have in mind? Like… role-playing? "Mr. Potter! Detention, I'll teach you to speak out in class. I'll teach you a better use of that loud mouth of yours." "Yes professor Lupin." Oh dear, sorry, that was kind of wrong but I couldn't resist.

sami1010220: It's not that he doesn't approve, he's just a bit…. Confused. The last time he saw Harry he was a baby, and now he fancies Sirius' best friend for years. He just needs to get used to the idea.

HecateDeMort: My sister is moved there for school and we went to help her get settled.

Flamegirl22: Thanks, and I love your story! I haven't been able to post comments because my sn is being weird, but I'm gonna try again after I finish this chapter.

Disclaimer: Don't own anything. Get over it.

&HP&

Severus Snape scowled to himself as he walked through the crowded halls of Hogwarts. He hated these halls; they were so polluted with children. He couldn't stand moving through the sea of chattering, midget like creatures. He finally got to where he was headed and tore himself out of the human river's flow. Growling to himself, Severus straightened out his robes and opened the door to the staff meeting room. He grudgingly sat in a chair between Poppy and Minerva; they waited for Dumbledore to get there. A mere three minutes later said man walked into the room smiling apologetically.

" Hello everyone. I'm terribly sorry for my tardiness. I'd like to thank everyone for coming here and I trust our non-staff members got their summons without any problems?" He asked in his usual calm voice. Severus blinked at the last comment ant looked around in surprise when he noticed that several key Order members were present. Dumbledore began to speak again. "I have truly wondrous news." He began with a smile and his traditional twinkle. He paused for dramatic values, Severus internally snorted, not very many people realized that Albus Dumbledore was such a drama queen. "My news has to do with Harry Potter." Mummers broke out around the room and everyone looked curious, except for Lupin and Black. These bastards looked like they knew something. Severus would have glowered at them but he was honestly curious as well. It was no secret that Severus hated James Potter and planned to hate his son when he came to school. The boy's death hit hard though, Severus had been shocked that his relatives had abandoned him and his orphanage had ignored him. It would seem that the poor innocent boy had lived a hard, cold, lovely life all the way up to his untimely death.

"How could anything having to do with that poor, poor boy be wondrous? He lived a lonely life until he was killed, I don't see anyway something wondrous could come from that sort of existence." Arthur Weasley said with a sad and slightly angry look on his face. Much to everyone's surprise Dumbledore's smile simply widened.

"Perhaps it came from the fact that only the early years of young Harry's life was lonely." He paused again and scanned the room with all knowing eyes, "and that he did not die." The room was silent for several moments before Minerva broke the silence.

"What are you talking about Albus? Are you saying that Harry Potter is… Alive?" She whispered, almost as if it would make it not true if she spoke to loudly.

"Yes Minerva. Harry James Potter is alive and well." This time no one was silent except for Lupin, Black, Dumbledore, and Severus himself (for Severus Snape must never loose his cool.) Everyone began to speak at once and they were silenced with a stern had that was held into the air by Dumbledore. "Please, everyone, remain calm. I'm sure you're all wondering how this is possible. I will answer that for you if you all remain silent." Everyone did just that and the room was silent enough to hear a pin drop. "Several weeks ago a seventh year Gryffindor named Hermionie Granger was sitting at a secluded part of the lake with her friend Ginny Weasley, Arthur's daughter. She left into the castle with her friend and realized that she had forgotten her bag and went back.

When she got there she was shocked to see an attractive boy with pale skin, waist length black and red hair, and Elvin clothing standing near her bag flipping through her history of magic book. She approached him and they both began to talk. She discovered that the boy she was talking to was a wizard whom had been raised by elves that lived in the forbidden forest. They traded information about their cultures, as it would seem that the boy was as interested in wizarding society as we are in Elvin society. They got along well and decided to meet again in one week. This went on for about three or four weeks, the boy's friend joined them on the second week. His friend was full elf and a girl the same age as them. The third week Hermionie was un-knowingly followed by our own professor Black. However, when he saw the boy he recognized him. This boy, as you may have guessed, was none other that Harry Potter." That's when the voices broke out again.

"Albus! Are you sure?" Tonks asked with a dead serious face that seemed to clash with her lime green curls.

"Positive, I seen him myself. His hair, dispite how long it is, has that same unruly look that James' had. His eyes are unmistakably Lily's and he has the scar. He's staying in a room that is joined with Remus and Sirius'." Snape nodded to himself, so that's why they looked so unfazed. "Harry told us that he knew about his past and title, but he had no idea that we thought he was dead. He found it out in Ms. Grangers history book that faithful day. He's agreed to let the public know he's alive but he doesn't want to leave his old life behind. He has a family and friends back in the forest and he wants to regularly visit them. The reason I told you is because Harry gave me permission but I must stress that you must tell no one. He isn't ready for the publicity that would come with his secret getting out and wants to take his exposure in small steps." Everyone nodded immediately. The rest of the meeting was spent explaining how he ended up with his new family as well as other school and order matters. Severus barley listened though, as he doubted anyone was. There was only one thing on everyone's mind, Harry Potter, the boy-who-didn't-lived, their savior, was alive.

&HP&

I'm sorry, this wasn't very good, or long. As you can tell it was really just a filler chapter. I promise there will be more Harry, Hermionie, Remus, and Sirius next chapter.