Well, more stuff happened, so I'm gonna write more.
Disclaimer: I do not own band. Nor do I own Vault or any thing else that's mentioned.
Claimer: I do own Edward and Ian. Edward's my flute and Ian's my piccolo.
BAND IS
singing "Big Balls" while waiting for the rest of the band to vote for their president
practicing 3 hours a day when you get your instruments out
looking at a tinted bottle and laughing your head off
smuggling Vault into band class
asking your director to play the flute
saying to your friends later that day "I WILL NOT forget about the flute thing. I WILL make Mr. Twigg play it. And he WILL look like a pansy boy!"
Naming your flute Edward and your piccolo Ian
getting a headache when you play your piccolo for more than 30 minutes and playing longer anyway
calling your tenor sax "sexy sax"
laughing at the band kids in the grade below you that suck
founding the B.A.A
knowing what the B.A.A stands for
writing a mission statement for the B.A.A
having to play scales for the newbies
"forgetting" to practice over the summer
watching a percussionist break the cymbal at a concert
trying not to laugh at said percussionist
knowing you'll get first chair this year because "it's common knowledge that the best of the 8th grade is first chair. And you're the best of 8th grade."
Biting your tongue so you don't cuss the lower chairs out
reading all these band stories
starting a fashion trend
misspelling things
"My typos are cooler than yours!"
recruiting people for The Goth Club
playing hide and seek with your instruments
rushing to your room to huggle your instruments because you read a sad story about a forgotten bassoon
renaming all 65 members of the band
trying to convince them all to let you call them by their new names
PUMPERNICKEL!
when your catch phrase is "I'm a band geek and proud of it!"
obsessing over hot guys
band camp
annoying people with "that one time at band camp" stories
wearing your band shirt to watch another band play
make fun of said band
enjoying yourself while making these lists
nodding your head and laughing at this
squealing with joy every time you see that Drumline is on
having a 2 minute discussion with your BD about being nominated for class president
CAKE!
music
playing Harry Potter
downloading free sheet music off the internet
looking for Claire de Lune on that website
looking at all the new flutes and piccolos
getting called a "band geek loser"
not really caring
shouting "BAND GEEKS UNITE!" when you see your fellow band friends
knowing who the good that that is
pointing and saying "OMG! It's the good that that!"
Jeorge with a J
falling while walking with your instrument
being obsessed with the word tis
WRITING THINGS LIKE THIS! WOO! lol
Well, there ya go. Hope you enjoyed the antic of me and my band! Mostly me. Cuz I'm cooler. lol. BAND GEEKS UNITE!
