A/N: YES! I'M BACK! With more things to make you laugh.
I do not own band, Sam I am.
BUT I do own this list and Edward and Ian.
Band is...
Finally making All Regional band
Cat fights
"I hope she chokes on her reed."
All District festival
Regional band try-outs
Sleeping in the floor
Sitting in cubbyholes
Finding a girl's purse
Getting "surprised" by the objects in said purse
Forming a club for two in the big cubbyhole in the back room
Theme songs
Having a lower chair hate you because the BD won't let her play her piccolo
Flute section pep talks
Sectionals from Hell
"I have a cymbal and I'm not afraid to use it!"
"Don't make me get the cymbal!"
Threatening to beat someone over the head with a broken cymbal
Actually doing it
Jazz flute
"I wanna play the flugelhorn, Mr. Twigg. The band in Wisconsin is getting one. Don't you want to be like them?"
The punishment Post-It
PENGUINS!
"I don't have to make sense. I'm in band."
Always being late for fourth period because you stay in the band room
Telling everyone that penguins will take over the world in 418 days
Band cults
Being labeled
Having no shame
"Oh, you're very sexy."
Meow
Having the trumpet player steal your piccolo
"NO! HELP HELP! HER CLARINET IS TRYING TO RAPE IAN! IAN'S NOT THAT WAY! HE'S GAY! NOW STOP IT!"
Arranging play dates for your instruments
Trying out for Regional Band with a broken reed
Mama Flute
Papa Flute
Baby Flute
Recognizing at least 15 people at Regional Try-Outs
Stealing cell phones
Erasing pictures
Text messages
Emo Kid
xStraight Edgex
Missing the Christmas parade
Half the class failing the band exam
"I didn't know it was even possible to fail band!"
Subconsciously marching in step with your friends
Throwing things at people you don't like
Paying your guy friend a dollar to hold still for a picture
Using shiny quarters to bribe people
"Hmm...Mr. Twigg has a bunch of chest hair..."
Naming your section The Sexy Beasts
Running around outside screaming when you should be practicing
Claire the Clarinet being wanted for the rape of Ian the Piccolo
FINALLY turning your gay flutes straight
MSN
AIM
The toy store
Writing "Words and Phrases You Never Knew Were Dirty - A Dictionary"
Passing band jokes around the room
Switching instruments
The Pink Parachuters
"I would look hotter wet."
Baby tubas! Aww!
"Everything in band is sexual."
Declaring war on the trombones
Writing sexual notes and putting them on people's cases
Playing hacky sack
Having all the drummers forget what p stands for because "they don't know how to play that soft."
Boyfriends
Typo language
The BEST rant ever! IE: The band director jumping on the hypocrites. ("I don't see how you can get up and pray in the lunch room and then come to band and gossip about other people.")
Laughing throughout the entire Hypocrite Rant
Having every one but the BD know that you were laughing
"Mr. Twigg was pretty hot back in the day." (I didn't say that. Sarah did it!)
Spreading the joys of sXe to your friends. Or at least trying to
Friends moving away
Break-ups
Dorks
Band love
But mostly, band is about having fun and being goobers.
A/N: Yeap. That's all for now. I'll get more up after our chair try-outs. If you want to know about anything in here (inside jokes, people, my used-to-be-gay-but-are-straight-for-now flute and piccolo), just leave a review.
Suggestions are welcome, reviews are love.