A/N: Mmkay. The flutes' chair tryouts are over. I got first, my friend Mary got second, Stephanie third, my friend Amanda fourth, and Brooke fifth. Twigg only seats the first half of the section, so yea. I'm so happy!
But Regional Band is this weekend. SuperBowl weekend for the love of all the is holy! Grr.
Anyway, here's the new installment.
Band is...
Crushing on a pianist.
Saying "I love you" to many members of the band.
Substitutes.
"Logan, pull down your shit. She can see your freakin' butt."
Your brother's friend subbing.
Learning from the sub.
"One more time. If it's perfect."
Myspace.
Writing "How Not To Break Up With Someone."
The baritone player writing a love song for the male sub.
Unofficially declaring "Irreplaceable" as your band theme song.
Doing above because your director has told you that "none of you are Irreplaceable. I could get another drummer just like that."
Being threatened to get kicked out of band.
Out Of My League by Stephen Speaks.
Coming out about your religion.
Having the support of your band friends.
Planning a three way lesbian marriage.
Saying that the three of you are going to honeymoon at KFC.
Planning to name your child Ken Tucky Showrrell.
Planning your divorce.
Deciding the custody of Ken.
All in a ten minute time span.
Cookies.
"What's sXe? Oh! It's the new way to spell sexy, right?"
Konstantine.
Being called a lesbian/queer because of your closeness with friends of the same sex.
Regional Band on SuperBowl weekend.
Burned CDs.
iPods and MP3 players.
Quoting weird songs.
Singing Irreplaceable at random times.
Blogs.
"Do you want me to beat them up for you?"
Crying in class.
"Don't ever tell me I act like Twigg. Go to ISS. No. Walk home."
Saying that the sub looks like your BD with less chest hair.
Your BD proudly displaying his chest hair. (Icky)
Almost always knowing what kind of boxers the baritone player is wearing.
Listening to the same song over and over and over.
Humming your music.
Talking to your instruments.
Getting pissed off at American Pie Band Camp for the flute thing.
Rocking out.
Writing "Yankees suck!" on the Yankees Fan's stuff.
"I'm like a bull when I head-butt you."
"And I'm like a bitch when I slap you."
Dancing with the broken cymbal you use as a weapon.
Blaming the flutes.
Sarcasm.
Making the clarinets wait five days before telling them who got what chairs.
Clair the Clarinet finally being captured.
The reward being a shiny nickel.
"Hillary doesn't have a nickel! It's a sign of the apocalypse!"
Shock pens.
Paying your friend to throw something at people you hate.
Constant headaches from your piccolo.
"Iain?" "Iain." "Iain?" "Iain." "Iain?!" "IAIN!"
Taking pictures of your friends in skimpy outfits.
Being forced to save them.
Drawing on each other.
Practicing in the dark.
"Forget this. I don't have the attention span to take roll. You're all here."
"Actually, there's a lot of people missing..."
"Well, there here now."
Laughing.
Drama.
Degrassi.
"Holy crap! JT's dead!"
Holding a ceremony for JT.
Making a birthday cake for a fictional character but forgetting your mom's birthday.
Watching the drummer drink last week's coffee.
Watching her drink today's coffee.
Her gagging both times.
"Maybe I shouldn't drink Pepsi while practicing..."
Captain Obvious, saving the world, one obvious statement at a time.
"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your kids are?" "Yea. All five of them of at some orphanage in Nebraska." "Slut."
Name calling.
Group hugs!
Movie marathons.
Hangman's Curse.
Picture collages.
"He. Is. Not. Gay!"
"Shut up!"
Being called Mrs. Ingram. (Gag. My. Lungs. Up.)
Teasing.
Donuts.
"Let's start a riot! We'll start with overthrowing the trumpets!"
Planning total band domination.
Whispering about the BD behind his back.
And to his face.
All about having another family.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed. I'm thinking about making a story about band subs. It'll actually be a fic and not just a list. What say you?
Suggestions are welcome, reviews are love.