The Kirio Brothers

Chapter 1

Puff Power

"I've had that dream for days! I wonder…will it come true? Hm?" Mario said.

"It might…I hope it doesn't."

Meanwhile…

I hurdled at brown enemies. I slashed them. I then trashed my ability, to suck up a pink creature with a green sleeping cap. According to Mystic, who was talking from the Cell phone I got from my travels in the Mirror World, it was called a Noddy. He had never tried to copy its ability, mainly because of the tales he heard about them.

"Gaah! Exhale it! It's too risky to swallow it!" Mystic blared from the phone.

"Pah! What's the worse that could happen?"

"You could be killed with the ability you get."

"Good point." I spat out the Noddy into a wall. I scaled over the newly splattered wall, with much ease.

Scaling over the wall was a mistake.

I regretted the moment I had ever jumped over it.

The very next moment, I was swarmed by a Bronto Burt migration pattern. Wait….Bronto Burts don't migrate…What's going on?

I couldn't find out.

I was knocked out cold, by a Bronto Burt.

"Hey…Kid! Hey kid! Wake up!"

"Buh?"

"Hey, you've been out cold for hours!"

"What? I have?" I yelled.

"Yeah, you have. Now wake up. You still have the rest of Candy Constellation to scale."

"Hey…I don't know if I can trust you." I said into my phone.

"Why not? I did guide you when you were fighting King Golem, right?"

"Yeah, but.."

"Just trust me, kid!"

"Yeah, well, can you stop calling me kid?" I asked. It was quite getting on my nerves.

"Well, I can't if you don't tell me your name."

"Never mind. Just help out of this chamber I'm in."

"Well, what does it look like? …never mind, I see where you are. You are in the chamber with….er.."

"Yeah?"

"Um, have you ever encountered an enemy named 'Goomba'?"

"Goomba? Never heard of one. Why do you ask?"

"Well, I scanned the area for you and, I found an enemy called Goomba, Koopa, and some kind of animal shaped like a robot. It was tan colored. Remember Ado and Adeline?"

"Well, yeah! They were humans!" I replied.

"Well, don't you think that animal is a human? It was wearing blue clothes and a red hat."

"Hm.. You may be right. I'll go look around for it." I replied, and called my warpstar before closing the connection…It's taking a long time…

It took too long. I decided to go on without it for now.

Mario jumped on 5 Goombas in succession. Bowser had kidnapped the Princess again.

This time, Luigi was helping me. I could use the extra help, but it would also halt my progress a little.

Luigi switched to Fire Luigi. He started to burn up all the enemies in our way.

They had almost reached the end when..

"Hey, Mystic? I think I found the humans…"

"Aaahh! Pink puffball!" Luigi screamed.

"Oh. Pink puffball."

"What are you?" Mario asked.

"I'm a Dreamlander!" The ball replied. "My name is Kirby."

"Aha! So your name is Kirby, kid!"

"Augh! Stop calling me kid!"

"Excuse me, but I'm on a mission. Either you're here to stop us, or you're going to help us. Which one?" Mario interrupted.

"Hm. Do you know how to get to Candy Constellation?" Kirby asked.

"No, but our princess was kidnapped." Mario replied.

"Ok. I'll help. Maybe it'll help in the situation I'm in." Kirby replied happily.

"Hey, but your last name isn't Mario…Oh! I know!" Luigi said. "We'll call ourselves…The Kirio Brothers!"

"Great name! But, we might encounter new friends. Let's name the group….Well, I'll think of one." Kirby replied.

And so, the new found friends set off, to their adventure.

But do they know, the Armageddon has just…

Begun.

Author's Notes: And now you see the chapter's outcome. After every 5 chapters, is a Blooper Reel. Where a Blooper shows all the bloopers in the past 5 chapters. Ok? Good. See you in Chapter 3.