Kirio Brothers
Blooper Reel Number 1
Chapter 1-5
Chapter 1 Bloopers
Scene when Mario has the dream.
Mario looked around. His partner was nowhere in sigh- oh wait. He's right here eating a hot dog.
Clario: CUT! Who wrote the dream?
Random Guy: Me.
Clario: You're fired.
Scene where Mario wakes up.
Mario woke up with a cold sweat and a shiver down his spine. He had dreamed a horrible dream: A dream when the world had world peace and everyone banned Pasta.
Clario: WHAT THE HELL? WHO WROTE THIS PART!
Same Guy: Me.
Clario: GET OUT OF THE STUDIO!
Mario: I'm still getting paid, right?
Chapter 2 Bloopers:
Scene where Kirby spits out the Noddy.
"Gaah! Exhale it! It's too risky to swallow it!" Mystic blared from the phone.
"Pah! What's the worse that could happen?"
Swallows the enemy.
"You could be…"
SNORE.
"I told him not to swallow it…does he listen? NO!"
Clario: Cut! Kirby, wake up.
Kirby then proceeds to put up an "I need my Beauty Rest" sign.
Clario: … Wake up or else I will kick you.
Kirby: Snore.
PUNT!
Scene where Kirby encounters Mario and Luigi.
Mario jumped on 5 Goombas and Luigi in succession.
Clario: Cut! Mario, you don't jump on Luigi. Action!
Mario jumped on 5 Goombas and Kirby.
Clario: CUT! Mario, down jump on Kirby. Kirby, you're not supposed to be here. Action!
Mario jumped on 5 Goombas and fell down a pit.
Clario: Um…
Clario then puts on a Wing Cap and rescues Mario.
Clario: Ok, don't fall off the cliff. Action!
Mario jumps on 30 Goombas on succession.
Clario: Ok Mario, that was amazing but its' only 5 GOOMBAS! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!
Mario: Can I take a rest?
Clario: Ok, fine.
Scene where Kirby finds Mario and Luigi.
The whole scene goes perfectly.
Clario: Alright! Good job! Cookies for everyone! Waluigi, did you get all of that on the camera?
Waluigi: Yeah! Here, you can check.
Clario: … WALUIGI! The lens wasnt' even off! And the camera wasn't even on!
Waluigi: WHAT? Oh shit!
Clario takes out his Fire Blade.
Waluigi: OH CRAP! AGGGH!
Clario: You. Random Guy. You're hired again. ACTION!
They had almost reached the end when…
"Hey, Mystic? I think I found the aliens."
Clario: Cut! Kirby, the line is human's. Action!
"Take me to your leader!"
Clario: Cut! Kirby! Get it right. Action.
"Hey, Mystic? I think I found the humans…"
"Aaahh! Pink puffball!" Luigi screamed. Luigi accidentally fell off the cliff when he screamed.
"Aaahhh!"
Clario: Damn it!
Chapter 3 Bloopers
The scene when Mario, Luigi, and Kirby fly back to Toad Town.
So, off they went, flying, gliding, and all that.
"Huh? My Wing Cap is running out! Ahhhhhh!" Mario yelled.
Clario: What the hell is it with all the people falling OFF the cliffs…
Scene when Mystic crashes down, into Toad Town.
The cellphone then blared two words: "You suck."
Clario: Cut! The words are Look Up. Action.
The cellphone then blared two words: "I farted."
Clario: MYSTIC! Do it right! Action!
The cellphone then blared two words: "Screw you."
Clario: ARRRRRRRGH! Come on Mystic, please do it right. Action!
The cellphone the blared two words: "Look up."
"Huh?"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?"
"Mystic? Is that…"
Mystic came crashing down on a Warpstar, which hit Mario.
Mario: OW!
Mario faints.
Clario: Son of a
Chapter 4 Bloopers None.
Chapter 5 Bloopers
Scene when Mario and crew are having the food fight.
"Food fight! Food fight!"
There goes an egg, hitting Mystic in the crotch…..Um…
Mystic: Ow…My private part….
Clario: Cut! Kirby, in the eye. Action!
There goes an egg, hitting Mystic in the eye!
There goes a cake, hitting Kirby into a….stove…
Clario: Um… Anyone up for smores?
Everyone in the studio raises their hand.
Ok! That's all for the bloopers! Eh…
Hey, someone review please? I need a fire extinguisher for Kirby! Someone please review! Kirby's on fire!
Kirby: Flaming tackle!
Clario: HOLY CRAP!