The Kirio Brothers
BLOOPER REEL 2!
Mystic: Whee! Blooper reels!
Clario: NO!
Mystic: Why not? It's been four chapters.
Clario: It has to be five.
Mystic: Prologues don't count.
Clario: ...Fine.
Mystic: YAY!
Chapter 6
Ice Attack! Fire and Lightning attack!
Bloopers!
(First Scene!)
Kirby was surprised at the house. It was mad out of wood!
"CUT! ...Gasp! WE MADE A TYPO! AND IT'S NOT A BLOOPEEEEEEEER!" Mystic screamed.
(World explodes)
(Inside the House!)
"...and that's why you should never play with... what was it again?" Luigi asked.
"Chain Chomps." Mystic called out.
"Oh." Luigi replied.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Kirby, uh... It's your line now." Mystic called out again.
"Oh! Um... Oo... okay." Kirby said, without a clue.
"..."
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"..."
"Mario. It's your... line." Mystic called out, smacking her face.
"Oh crap! It is?" Mario said, panicking.
"Screw it, we'll do this some other time. Snift time." Mystic said, then motioned the cameraman to follow her outside.
(OUTSIDE!)
"Okay Snift, you want me, the better Ice Snift, to attack the Mario Bros., who are not Snifts?"
"Yes, Ice Snift. The Mario Bros. Who are not Snifts."
"Wait, what's the punchline?" Ice asked.
"You keep saying Snift over and over." Mystic replied.
"That's not funny." Snift said. Mystic smashed him with a hammer.
(SCENE 2!)
"This whole scene is a blooper... IN THE ACTUAL SHOW." Mystic stated, then jumped on stage, and potentially eating a cookie!
"Okay, everyone know their lines?" Snift asked.
"No." Everyone else said, except Mystic.
"I swear, I must be like, the smart one around here..." Mystic muttered angrily, jumping off the stage, and potentially throwing a muffin at Kirby!
The Kirio Brothers
Chapter 7 Bloopers!
The Adventure FINALLY FREAKING Begins
...Look up, there's a blooper. XP ANYWAY!
(Scene 0)
"Okay, so before we start filming, what do you need to do?" Mystic asked.
"Well, I'm pretty sure you promised an inside look in the studios AND an extra chapter if people voted Bonus for stuff." Mario pointed out.
"...STFU N00B LOLLERCAKES ROFLMUFFINS" Mystic yelled, running away.
"What the hell?" Kirby said.
(Scene 1!)
"What now?" Kirby asked.
"I dunno." replied Mario. "I'll go continue my letter."
"I know! Let's play Twister!" Luigi suggested.
"Yay!"
And Luigi literally broke the Twister Pad. As in ripped. And stuff. Yeah.
"OMGWTF, Luigi?" Kirby asked.
"In retrospect, Twister was a dumb idea. Since we're, y'know, puffballs. With no legs. Or arms." Mystic said.
"Hey, you wrote this."
(Scene 2!)
Mystic: This scene is epic fail.
Mario: Atleast do some bloopers on it.
Mystic: Scenes with typos do NOT deserve bloopers.
Kirby: Typo? ONOES!
(World explodes)
9999 damage to everyoooooone!
Luigi: WE LIVED THROUGH THE APOCALYPSE!
(World explodes again)
9999 damage to everyooooooone!
Mystic: Great, time to revive everyone. And the world. And potentially the stars around this world.
Skipping the really short chapter...
Chapter 9
Penny! The Dark Warrior!
(Scene 0!)
Mystic: Okay, done with the script. Here ya go!
Mario: Weren't we supposed to meet Peach at Smash Village?
Mystic: We're in Smashion Village. Smash Village is at Ceoan.
Luigi: Great plot filler.
Mystic: Thanks.
(Scene 1!)
"In Ceoan City, there's a person named Bloodline there..." Mario explained.
"I know him! He's my cousin." Mystic interjected.
"I thought he was your owner." Luigi asked.
"Let's get back on topic, mkay?" Kirby interrupted!
"He IS my owner, but I changed him to my cousin for fan-fic's sake."
"HELLO? WE'RE STILL FILMING!" Kirby screamed.
"Ack! Um..." Mystic said, surprised. Then she threw a muffin at the camera, breaking it!
(Scene 2! On a side-note, we have a new camera-man.)
"HY-AAAH!" An ear-piercing scream filled the air as a girl with luna hair and a helmet that covered her face suddenly jumped down from the trees and pushed the party into a rock.
"AUGH!" Everyone said.
"Er... Sorry!" Penny apoligized.
"Wow, there's only been a FEW bloopers?" Mystic asked. "I though there'd be more."
"Doesn't you talking about bloopers count as one? Especially since we're still FILMING." Luigi pointed out.
"...RAARAGH!" Mystic jumped at the camera!
End bloopers. Whee!
This is Mystic, reminding you to review!