Beastboy Robin
Hello again. This one's AU. A cliche, I know, but bite me. The only one who can say I shouldn't do AU is Nightlark, so nya!
Robin - Richard (Dick) Grayson
Starfire - Kori Anders
Beastboy - Garfield Logan
Raven - Rachel Roth
Cyborg - Victor Stone
Rancid - Randy
Gizmo - Mikron O'Jeanus
Who can figure out where the Robo Noogie came from? Just guess. I wanna' see if there's anyone else who knows about the series on Fanfiction. Hint: It was entirely computer generated.
And there's four Easter eggs in here besides the Robo Noogie. Hint: They're names.
I wasn't EVEN trying to be "graceful" with the prose at the bottom. I still laugh at it.
I like lines. Heh.
Jump High...
Richard Grayson walked through the hall, ignoring several comments from the more popular guys.
"Hey. It's the kid who admitted he was queer yesterday," Randy said.
"That faggot? I always knew he wasn't right," Mikron said, sniggering.
Garfield Logan walked up beside him, his backpack slung over one shoulder, and his smile was from ear to ear.
"Ah, ignore 'em, Dick. I never really cared about someone's sexuality. We still friends, right?" Gar asked.
"Hell to the yeah, Gar. Wouldn't have it any other way," Richard replied.
This induced more sniggering as everyone went inside, with comments like "they must be goin' out." Idiots. Gar and Richard sat through the class, paying full attention, although Gar made a few jokes that made Richard chuckle lowly.
At lunch, they continued talking about various things.
"Hey, there's a movie being shown at the drive-in, it's an oldie, but goodie, Terminator 2: Judgment Day," Gar said.
"Oh yeah. I remember hearing about it. People have said it was great," Richard replied.
"You haven't seen it? Ah man, you've gotta. Come on. My treat. It's showing tonight, ya' can't miss it," Gar said.
"Aw, how sweet, the gay wads are going to make out," Mikron snickered.
"It's better to be homosexual than a complete jackass, Mikron. Now, if you don't mind, leave before Vic gets over here," Gar said.
"That crud muncher won't do- YIPE!" Mikron shouted, being jerked up by Victor Stone and held face to face.
"Now, are you buggin' my friends here, Mik? Cause if you are, you do know what that means, right?" Vic asked, smiling.
"NO! NOT THAT!" Mikron shouted.
"ROBO NOOGIE!" Cyborg shouted, burying his fists into Mikron. Mikron screamed in pain from having the jock's knuckles knock his skull about really hard and really fast.
Mikron was dropped about three feet and then rushed off, sans tray, which caused Richard and Gar to keep laughing as Kori and Rachel walked over to the table.
"Hello friends. What is so funny?" Kori asked.
"Hoo boy. You shoulda' seen the robo noogie Vic gave Mikron. He was so jumbled he can't even walk straight!" Gar said.
"Oh joy. You do know that Mikron will tell Ms. Lilith or Ms. Adeline, Victor?" Rachel said.
"Yes, you will get In School Suspension! Do you not remember how miserable you were last time?" Kori asked.
RANDOM RIPPING OFF LEGEND MAKER'S RIPPING OFF FAMILY GUY-STYLE CUTAWAY!
"Noooobody knows the troubles I've seeeeeen..." Victor sang to himself in the room.
RANDOM RIPPING OFF LEGEND MAKER'S RIPPING OFF FAMILY GUY-STYLE CUTAWAY OVER!
"Ah, it was worth it," Vic said.
"So, friends, what do you plan on doing tonight?" Kori asked, "I will go shopping with my family. Kommi wants more spiked bracelets and Ryan desires a model car."
"I'll be going to my mother's bookshop and just hang out there," Rachel replied.
"Coach is givin' the team more practice sessions," Vic half-sighed.
"Dick and I are goin' to the movies. Terminator 2," Gar said, off-handedly.
"Seriously? I though that came out a decade ago, man, maybe two," Vic said.
"Didn't you hear about the Flashback Week they're holding, Vic? Next week they're showing a triple feature of Poe. The Raven, The Tell-Tale Heart, and The Pit and The Pendulum," Rachel deadpanned.
"Why are you always so unemotional, Rachel?" Gar asked.
"Why are you always so overemotional, Gar?" Rachel replied, an eyebrow raised.
Gar crossed his arms and half-glared. She was bringing up a conversation from about a week ago. He had admitted he was homosexual when she basically added it up herself that he had never had a girlfriend, never expressed interest in girls, was easy to get along with for both sexes, was more emotional than most guys, and had made several comments about her fashion. Yeah, that last one cleared it up for her.
"I feel left out on something, here," Vic said.
Rachel said it with her eyes. She could always express words with just her eyes. Everyone said she must be telepathic. Vic gave a few small gestures indicating he already knew that.
Gar munched down on his salad, aware of what Rachel did, not worrying, but still vigilant. He still didn't want Richard to know. Gar feared Dick would think he was making fun of him.
The group finished up their meals and continued chatting until the bell rang, signaling them to go to their final period, and finally they made their way home.
Jump Drive-In…
Gar drove down into the front row of the movie, with Dick in the passenger seat, both were munching on some food they had bought from the drive-in theater's concession stand.
Randy pulled up beside them in a large truck and laughed.
"Why you queers out here? This a man's movie! Go home if you plannin' some anal goin' on over there," Randy shouted.
"…Do you even listen to yourself when you talk?" Gar asked.
"Naw. If he did, he would've committed suicide considering all the utter garbage and stupidity coming out of his maw," Dick said.
"Yeah, well drill you!" Randy shouted.
"Just shut up, Rancid. The movie's starting," Gar said.
They watched the movie in peace, with both of them occasionally jumping. At one point, Dick accidentally grabbed Gar's hand. He instinctively took his hand back off of Gar's.
"Sorry man," Dick apologized, blushing.
"It's fine, oh cool, Dyson's about to die. He is the only person to die cinematically in a kickass manner while still being human," Gar said, blushing too.
Dyson kept breathing less and less.
I can't… hold it up much longer…
Oh shit! MOVE! EVERYBODY OUT!
His breathing slowed until he finally stopped and his hand rested on the detonator, blowing up a good bit of the building.
"You were right, Gar," Dick said, still half-blushing.
Finally, the credits began rolling.
"You pussies 'bout pissed yourselves yet? Oh? You ain't in the backseat, that's a relief. Queers," Randy said.
"You know what, Rancid, I just about had it. Yes, we're homosexual, shut up!" Gar half-shouted.
In the middle of his rage to shut up Randy, who'd been making the snide comments throughout the movie, he turned and kissed Dick, who was surprised.
Randy made a grossed-out sound and drove off.
Dick then moved away.
"Don't do that, man. Just to shut up Randy… not right," Dick said, his head down and turned towards the window.
Gar grabbed Dick, "I wasn't just trying to shut Randy up."
While Dick pondered the statement a second, Gar pulled him in for another kiss. This time, Dick joined in.
You can make fun of me for almost anything you wish, it don't bother me, but when you use a sexuality as an insult, I may have to kick your ass.