Disclamier: I do not own Harry Potter.

Pansy is a slut thank you,
Why because PANSY BLOODY CHEATED ON ME A MALFOY!

Pansy does not know that I know she cheated on me,
Heh Pansy thinks she is all sly,
For good merlin she cheated on with Blasie.

Yes Pansy is a pureblood,
She is a bit dim, a little ugly,
But I'm almost sure she'll grow out of being ugly.

At least Pansy is a pureblood not a mudblood.

If Pansy decides to become a death eater I'm totally dumping her sorry ass for following a half-mudblood who off his rocker who can't kill a damn baby.

I love it when people bow down to us purebloods,
BUT not to damn half-blooded so called dark lord.

Well I'll teach Pansy a lesson,
I'm hexing her,
I'm going to make Pansy one of my body guards...

Totally downgrading Pansy.

Well Blasie is going down,
No one messes with what belongs to a Malfoy,
Blasie is one of my so called friends.

Pansy is going to learn not be a slut,
One way or other,
She is must likely trying to make me want her more.

I use Pansy because she wants to use me for my money,
and the next time she cheats I'm dumping her sorry pureblood witch ass,
Cheating can happen once or twice,
but Anymore times dump whoever it is.

Sadly their is hardly any pretty pureblood witch's,
But I'll make one of them pretty if Pansy cheats again.

Oh and next to Voldermort I hate cheaters.

A/N: Please review and no flames. Thank you to who have reviewed! Is Malfoy out of character here?