Disclamier: I do not own Harry Potter.

Blasie he pissed me off,
Turns out he had sex with Pansy my soon to be EX-girlfriend,
I only saw Pansy kiss Blasie,
Never thought Blasie had sex with Pansy.

Well I hexed Blasie in the slytherin common room,
Needless to say Blasie paled a unhealthy shaded,
Hexed Blasie.

Needless to say every single slytherin is trying to be on my good side,
Blasie learnt to think next time before having sex with my girlfriend.

I dumped Pansy,
I never had sex with Pansy,
I do not want unpure females.

I want Pureblood Virgin witch's,
Yes Pure in blood and body,
Told that to everyone in the slytherin common room.

Yes I Malfoy am a virgin,
Pure in blood and body,
Pride to say that too.

Blasie learnt to never totally piss me off,
and pansy cried her dream of marrying me trashed.

No second chances for pansy,
Blasie I might forgive since I hexed him very badly.

I have blackmail on blasie anyway,
I have blackmail over people,
Yes cruel,
I know and Blasie truly knows now.

I hexed Blasie from his head to his toes,
I have blackmail on him so he is not telling.

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